Subject: Sports » Baseball

You used to think if the score was 5-0, he'd hit a five-run home run.

professional baseball player

He (Gil Hodges) fields better on one leg than anybody else I got on two.

(1890 – 1975) American baseball manager

If anyone wants me tell them I'm being embalmed.

(1890 – 1975) American baseball manager

An almost inexorable baseball law: A Red Sox ship with a single leak will always find a way to sink; no team is worshipped with such a perverse sense of fatality.

American sportswriter

There are three secrets to managing. The first secret is have patience. The second is be patient. And the third most important secret is patience.

baseball manager

Tito Fuentes is safe at second with a triple.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer

The only thing Earl [Weaver] knows about big-league pitching is that he couldn't hit it.

American baseball pitcher

If a horse won’t eat it, I don’t want to play on it.

(1942 – ) American baseball player

The series is already won, but I don’t know by which team.

professional baseball player

We've got to learn to stay out of triple plays.

(1890 – 1975) American baseball manager

My problem is I lose too many one-run games – 10-9, 8-7.

American baseball pitcher

When I was a kid, I wanted to play baseball and join the circus. With the Yankees, I've been able to do both.

American baseball player

 The difference between the old ballplayer and the new ballplayer is the jersey; the old ballplayer cared about the name on the front… the new ballplayer cares about the name on the back.

professional baseball player

Two hundred million Americans, and there ain’t two good catchers among ‘em.

(1890 – 1975) American baseball manager

We got a lot of guys not doing what their bubble-gum card says they can do.

professional baseball player & manager

Baseball is a lot like life. The line drives are caught, the squibbles go for base hits. It's an unfair game.

American baseball player

The way he’s swinging the bat, he won’t get a hit until the 20th century.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer

Gibson's the luckiest pitcher I've ever seen because he always picks the night to pitch when the other team doesn't score any runs.

American baseball player & commentator

Throwing people out of a game is like learning to ride a bicycle – once you get the hang of it, it can be a lot of fun.

(1937 – 1995) American Major League Baseball umpire

We're so bad right now that for us back-to-back home runs means one today and another one tomorrow.

(1930 – 2013) American baseball manager

Now there’s three things you can do in a baseball game; you can win or you can lose or it can rain.

(1890 – 1975) American baseball manager