Subject: Sports » Baseball

The key to winning baseball games is pitching, fundamentals and three-run homers.

(1930 – 2013) American baseball manager

It’s the same as any other ball game you’ll remember as long as you live.

(1926 – 2016) American baseball player, announcer & television host

I wouldn’t give him a high fastball or a fast highball.

(1925 – 2005) American baseball player & manager

I’m no different from anybody else with two arms, two legs, and 4,200 hits.

American baseball player

I guess I’d better send my fingers to Cooperstown.

baseball player

Coaches are an integral part of any manager's team, especially if they are good pinochle players.

(1930 – 2013) American baseball manager

The only way I'm going to get a Gold Glove is with a can of spray paint.

professional baseball player

Ozzie makes a leaping, diving stop, shovels to Fernando and everybody drops everything.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer

We've got a problem here. Luis Tiant wants to use the bathroom, and it says no foreign objects in the toilets.

American baseball player

Tommy (Lasorda) will eat anything, as long as you pay for it.

American baseball player, manager & executive

The last time I saw anything like this I was playing for Tastee Freeze in the Little League.

professional baseball pitcher

I refuse to call a 47-year-old white-haired man ’Sparky.’

baseball umpire

I don’t think we’re the oldest battery, but we’re certainly the ugliest.

(1925 – 2015) baseball player, coach & manager

Having Willie Stargell on your ball club is like having a diamond ring on your finger.

American baseball player & manager

Umpire's heaven is a place where he works third base every game; home is where the heartache is.

(1937 – 1995) American Major League Baseball umpire

Baseball, it is said, is only a game… true… and the Grand Canyon is only a hole in Arizona.

(1941 – ) columnist, commentator & editor

I guess I'll have to gain 60 pounds, start smoking a cigar and wear clothes that don't match.

American baseball player

It was gone before it got outta here; it was going that fast.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer

God watches over drunks and third basemen.

(1906 – 1991) American baseball player, coach & manager

You feel guilty telling the batters to go out there and get a hit. They look at you funny, as is if to say, 'you try it.‘

(1930 – 2013) American baseball manager

You can't get rich sitting on the bench, but I'm giving it a try.

professional baseball player