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He needed a psychiatrist more than I did.

(1929 – ) American baseball player who had a well-publicized bipolar disorder

My problem is I lose too many one-run games – 10-9, 8-7.

American baseball pitcher

The problem with being Comeback Player of the Year is it means you have to go somewhere before you can come back.

Dutch-born American baseball pitcher

These days baseball is different… you come to spring training, you get your legs ready, you arms loose, your agents ready, your lawyer lined up.

American baseball player

I’m the guy that made Joe DiMaggio famous.

(1908 – 1989) American baseball player

The manager came up to me before a game and told me they didn’t allow visitors in the clubhouse.

(1935 – ) American baseball player, sportscaster, comedian & actor

I’d like to help you, but you don’t drink.

professional baseball player & manager

It took me seventeen years to get three thousand hits in baseball; I did it in one afternoon on the golf course.

(1934 – ) American baseball player

He (Gaylord Perry) should be in the Hall of Fame with a tube of KY jelly attached to his plaque.

(1925 – 2005) American baseball player & manager

When you get that nice celebration coming into the dugout and you’re getting your ass hammered by guys, there’s no better feeling than to have that done.

professional baseball player

I was offered a spot in an ad for neutering pets… not exactly what I had in mind.

American baseball pitcher

Enos Cabell started here with the Astros… and before that he was with the Orioles.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer

It ain't like football. You can't make up no trick plays.

(1925 – 2015) baseball player, coach & manager

I'm not buddy-buddy with the players. If they need a buddy, let them buy a dog.

(1931 – ) American baseball player & manager

Say you were standing with one foot in the oven and the other foot in a bucket of ice; according to the percentage people, you should be about perfectly comfortable.

baseball manager

Every five years, a man has to change his Sox.

professional baseball player & broadcaster

The Champagne they have stored is getting more valuable every year.

(1925 – 2005) television host

Baseball is a game which consists of tapping a ball with a piece of wood, then running like a lunatic.

Coaches are an integral part of any manager's team, especially if they are good pinochle players.

(1930 – 2013) American baseball manager

They’ve taken the foot off Johnny Grubb… uh, they’ve taken the shoe off Johnny Grubb.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer

Tommy (Lasorda) will eat anything, as long as you pay for it.

American baseball player, manager & executive