Subject: Sports » Baseball (Page 10)

Next up is Fernando Gonzales, who is not playing tonight.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer

The Mets achieved total incompetence in a single year, while the Browns worked industriously for almost a decade to gain equal proficiency.

(1914 – 1986) American baseball team owner & promoter

Being named manager of the Seattle Mariners is like becoming the head chef at MacDonalds.

American sportswriter

I’ve got a face made for radio.

(1937 – 1995) American Major League Baseball umpire

The only good thing about playing for Cleveland is you don't have to make road trips there.

American baseball player

In baseball, you don’t know nothing.

(1925 – 2015) baseball player, coach & manager

Gehringer goes two for five on Opening Day and stays that way all season.

American baseball pitcher

Tommy John is so old, he uses Absorbine Senior.

(1952 – ) American sportscaster

The Cincinnati Reds are like a drill team; they should be managed by Jack Webb.

American baseball pitcher

“Hell, Lou, it took fifteen years to get you out of a game; sometimes I’m out in fifteen minutes.”

(1908 – 1989) American baseball player

Rookie Wilson was candidate for Mookie of the Year.

(1922 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer

It was gone before it got outta here; it was going that fast.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer

Ed, you're the second best umpire in the league… the other twenty-three are tied for first.

American baseball player

The sun has been there for 500, 600 years.

American baseball player

As I remember it, the bases were loaded.

professional baseball player

The only thing Earl [Weaver] knows about big-league pitching is that he couldn't hit it.

American baseball pitcher

 When I'm on the road, my greatest ambition is to get a standing boo.

professional baseball player

I'm not buddy-buddy with the players. If they need a buddy, let them buy a dog.

(1931 – ) American baseball player & manager

I got a big charge out of seeing Ted Williams hit. Once in a while they let me try to field some of them, which sort of dimmed my enthusiasm.

(1927 – ) professional baseball player & coach

My problem is I lose too many one-run games – 10-9, 8-7.

American baseball pitcher

The day Mickey Mantle bunted when the wind was blowing in on Crosley Field.

American baseball pitcher