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I can see them buying Mauer the city of Duluth.

baseball sports writer & analyst

Wait until Tommy (Lasorda) meets the Lord and finds out that He's wearing pinstripes.

American baseball pitcher

I don’t like dogs… keep getting mustard on my catcher’s mitt.

(1955 – ) comedian, actor & writer

If you know how to cheat, start now

(1930 – 2013) American baseball manager

I went to church the other day to pray for our pitchers… but there wasn't enough candles.

baseball manager

Even my players aren't players.

(1890 – 1975) American baseball manager

One reason I never called balks is that I never understood the rule.

(1937 – 1995) American Major League Baseball umpire

They say some of my stars drink whiskey, but I have found that ones who drink milkshakes don't win many ball games.

(1890 – 1975) American baseball manager

I’m not an athlete; I’m a professional baseball player.

professional baseball player

If a guy is a good fastball hitter, does that mean I should throw him a bad fastball?

professional baseball player

Probably the best thing that happened to me was going nuts. Nobody knew who I was until that happened.

(1929 – ) American baseball player who had a well-publicized bipolar disorder

He’s a big clog in their machine.

(1925 – 2015) baseball player, coach & manager

I asked my doctor how many more years I have left and he said, 'You're too ornery to die.'

(1929 – ) American baseball player who had a well-publicized bipolar disorder

A stadium with the lights out.

American baseball pitcher

If I knew he was gonna throw a no-hitter, I would have thrown one too.

professional baseball player

The Yankees are only interested in one thing, and I don’t know what that is.

professional baseball player

Baseball is a game where a curve is an optical illusion, a screwball can be a pitch or a person, stealing is legal and you can spit anywhere you like except in the umpire's eye or on the ball.

(1919 – 1998) American sportswriter

Any umpire who lasts five years in the minor leagues deserves to be immortalized; any umpire who lasts ten or more years in the minors deserves to be institutionalized.

(1937 – 1995) American Major League Baseball umpire

The Champagne they have stored is getting more valuable every year.

(1925 – 2005) television host

Bob Gibson was so mean he would knock you down and then meet you at home plate to see if you wanted to make something of it.

(1942 – ) American baseball player

The wind always seems to blow against catchers when they are running.

(1926 – 2016) American baseball player, announcer & television host