Subject: Sports » Baseball (Page 10)

The trouble is not that players have sex the night before a game, it’s that they stay out all night looking for it.

(1890 – 1975) American baseball manager

You have to bear in mind that Mr. Autry's favorite horse was named Champion. He ain't ever had one called Runner Up.

(1925 – 2005) American baseball player & manager

A fellow has to have faith in God above and Rollie Fingers in the bullpen.

(1922 – ) American baseball player & manager

If you play against him, you hate him; if you play with him, you hate him a little less.

(1964 – ) Venezuelan-American baseball player & manager

I’m not an athlete; I’m a professional baseball player.

professional baseball player

Hating the Yankees is as American as pizza pie, unwed mothers, and cheating on your income tax.

(1932 – 1997) newspaper columnist

He (Sandy Koufax) throws a 'radio ball,' a pitch you hear, but you don't see.

(1925 – 2005) American baseball player & manager

You have to have a catcher because if you don’t you’re likely to have a lot of passed balls.

(1890 – 1975) American baseball manager

Yes, and so is everyone else in the league.

(1890 – 1977) comedian, actor & television host

When I looked at the third base coach for a sign, he turned his back on me.

(1935 – ) American baseball player, sportscaster, comedian & actor

Gossage puts guys like me on his cereal for breakfast. He's the most intimidating pitcher I've ever seen.

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Cleveland’s Colon Has Emerged Smelling Like a Rose

I've had 117 fights and that's the first time I've ever won.

(1929 – ) American baseball player who had a well-publicized bipolar disorder

When you’re older than the manager and the general manger, that’s not a good sign.

American baseball player

He (Don Drysdale) talks very well for a guy who's had two fingers in his mouth all his life.

(1925 – 2005) American baseball player & manager

Edwards missed getting Stearns at third base by an eyeball.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer

Baseball owners have moral scruples against taking any man’s dollar when there is a chance to take a dollar and a quarter.

(1905–1982) American sportswriter

One thing you learned as a Cubs fan: when you bought your ticket, you could bank on seeing the bottom of the ninth.

(1926 – 2016) American baseball player, announcer & television host

If you see the ball, hit it… that’s what it’s there for.

(1925 – 2015) baseball player, coach & manager

I was thinking about making a comeback, until I pulled a muscle vacuuming.

(1947 – ) professional baseball player

Girls used to come up to me and say, “My sister loves you.” Now they say, “My mother loves you.”

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