Subject: Sports » Baseball (Page 11)

Baseball's a very simple game. All you have to do is sit on your butt, spit tobacco, and nod at the stupid things your manager says.

American baseball pitcher

I asked my doctor how many more years I have left and he said, 'You're too ornery to die.'

(1929 – ) American baseball player who had a well-publicized bipolar disorder

Baseball is like church…. many attend, few understand.

(1906 – 1991) American baseball player, coach & manager

The Rangers dropped out of the lead June 16 with a loss that will be forever remembered as the forgettable debut of lefthander Matt Perisho.

sports reporter

Gossage puts guys like me on his cereal for breakfast. He's the most intimidating pitcher I've ever seen.

baseball player

I told him I wasn’t tired; he told me, ‘No, but the outfielders sure are.’

professional baseball pitcher

Just give me 25 guys on the last year of their contract; I’ll win a pennant every year.

(1934 – 2010) American baseball manager

The Mets just had their first .500 or better April since July of 1992.

(1922 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer

Baseball is the belly of society. Straighten out baseball and you'll straighten out the rest of the world.

American baseball pitcher

Ozzie makes a leaping, diving stop, shovels to Fernando and everybody drops everything.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer

I don’t room with him [Babe Ruth]; I room with his suitcase.

professional baseball player

If you play against him, you hate him; if you play with him, you hate him a little less.

(1964 – ) Venezuelan-American baseball player & manager

I love doubleheaders; that way I get to keep my uniform on longer.

Los Angeles Dodgers’ manager

Overwhelming underdogs.

(1925 – 2015) baseball player, coach & manager

Next up is Fernando Gonzales, who is not playing tonight.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer

Sooner or later, the lame, the halt, and the blind all seek refuge with us.

(1914 – 1986) American baseball team owner & promoter

Reggie Smith of the Dodgers and Gary Matthews of the homers hit Braves in that game.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer

He’s a big clog in their machine.

(1925 – 2015) baseball player, coach & manager

The way he’s swinging the bat, he won’t get a hit until the 20th century.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer

We'll be back with the recrap after this message.

(1922 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer

It's like Christmas, except it's warmer.

American baseball player