Quotes and One Liners

And it’s a long drive down the line to centerfield.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer

The Mets have gotten their leadoff hitter on base only once in this inning.

Ralph Kiner

(1922 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer

Baseball Sports Six years later - minutes after Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin first stepped on the moon - Perry hit his first home run

The game was closer than the score indicated.

Dizzy Dean

professional baseball player

Baseball Misspokements Sports After a 1-0 game

There’ll be a man on the moon before he (Gaylord Perry) hits a home run.

Alvin Dark

(1922 – ) American baseball player & manager

Hell, if KY jelly went off the market, the whole California Angels pitching staff would be out of baseball.

Bill Lee

American baseball pitcher

Baseball Sports California Angels

When I'm on the road, my greatest ambition is to get a standing boo.

Al Hrabosky

professional baseball player

Baseball Sports Booing

The key to winning baseball games is pitching, fundamentals and three-run homers.

Earl Weaver

(1930 – 2013) American baseball manager

When you lose your hands, you can’t play baseball.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer

The final score after eight innings is Giants 3, Padres 2.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer

Over the course of a season, a miscue will cost you more than a good play.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer

Baseball is a game which consists of tapping a ball with a piece of wood, then running like a lunatic.

H. J. Dutiel

Baseball Sports Yogi-isms On what makes a good manager

A good ball club.

‘Yogi' Berra

(1925 – 2015) baseball player, coach & manager

He wants Texas back.

Tommy Lasorda

Los Angeles Dodgers’ manager

Baseball Sports When asked what terms Mexican-born pitching sensation Fernando Valenzuela might settle for in his upcoming contract negotiations

Tony Gwynn, the fat batter behind Finley, is waiting.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer

We've got a problem here. Luis Tiant wants to use the bathroom, and it says no foreign objects in the toilets.

Graig Nettles

American baseball player

That was Benes’ fifth strikeout on the day; he came in with 94, so now he has 104 strikeouts on the year.

Ralph Kiner

(1922 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer

When you’re older than the manager and the general manger, that’s not a good sign.

Mike Gallego

American baseball player

Age Baseball Sports At age 35

They said I was such a great prospect that they were sending me to a winter league to sharpen up.; when I stepped off the plane, I was in Greenland.

Bob Uecker

(1935 – ) American baseball player, sportscaster, comedian & actor