Subject: Sports » Baseball (Page 11)

Good pitching always stops good hitting and vice versa.

American baseball player
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You have to bear in mind that Mr. Autry's favorite horse was named Champion. He ain't ever had one called Runner Up.

(1925 – 2005) American baseball player & manager
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Being a White Sox fan meant measuring victory in terms of defeat. A 6-5 defeat was a good day. A big rally was Wally Moses doubling down the right-field line.


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Don’t park in the spaces marked, “Reserved for Umpires.”

professional baseball pitcher
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Not intentionally, but I sweat easily.

(1908 – 1989) American baseball player
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This is not even close to what I envisioned a no-hitter would be.

American baseball pitcher
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Ronald Reagan has held the two most demeaning jobs in the country; President of the United States and radio broadcaster for the Chicago Cubs.

(1941 – ) columnist, commentator & editor
Baseball President

I was the worst hitter ever; I never even broke a bat until last year when I was backing out of the garage.

(1908 – 1989) American baseball player
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Baseball is a game where a curve is an optical illusion, a screwball can be a pitch or a person, stealing is legal and you can spit anywhere you like except in the umpire's eye or on the ball.

(1919 – 1998) American sportswriter
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Well, it looks like the all-star balloting is about over, especially in the National and American Leagues.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
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My problem is I lose too many one-run games – 10-9, 8-7.

American baseball pitcher
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There are two theories on hitting the knuckleball; unfortunately, neither of them work.

professional baseball coach
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Baseball has been good to me since I quit trying to play it.

(1931 – ) American baseball player & manager
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Ed, you're the second best umpire in the league… the other twenty-three are tied for first.

American baseball player
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My biggest problem in the big leagues is that I can't figure out how to spend forty-three dollars in meal money.

baseball player
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They've played on grass and they've played on Astroturf. What they should do is put down a layer of paper in Candlestick Park. After all, the Giants always look good on paper.

(1934 – 2005) American radio personality
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The first guy who lays a finger on this blind old man is fined fifty bucks!

(1925 – 2005) American baseball player & manager
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Baseball is the belly of society. Straighten out baseball and you'll straighten out the rest of the world.

American baseball pitcher
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They said I was such a great prospect that they were sending me to a winter league to sharpen up.; when I stepped off the plane, I was in Greenland.

(1935 – ) American baseball player, sportscaster, comedian & actor
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Every five years, a man has to change his Sox.

professional baseball player & broadcaster
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It ain't nuthin' until I call it.

American baseball umpire
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