Subject: Sports » Baseball (Page 11)

Being a White Sox fan meant measuring victory in terms of defeat. A 6-5 defeat was a good day. A big rally was Wally Moses doubling down the right-field line.


When Neil Armstong first set foot on the moon, he and all the space scientists were puzzled by an unidentifiable white object; I knew immediately what it was… that was a home run ball hit off me in 1933 by Jimmie Foxx.

(1908 – 1989) American baseball player

Now there’s three things you can do in a baseball game; you can win or you can lose or it can rain.

(1890 – 1975) American baseball manager

Houston has its largest crowd of the night here this evening.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer

A slump starts in your head and winds up in your stomach.

American baseball player

I can play anywhere; First, Third, Left field… anywhere but Philadelphia.

(1942 – ) American baseball player

You have to bear in mind that Mr. Autry's favorite horse was named Champion. He ain't ever had one called Runner Up.

(1925 – 2005) American baseball player & manager

A lot of the people who make these suggestions would have a hard time filling out the application forms to work at 7-Eleven.

baseball player

The only good thing about playing for Cleveland is you don't have to make road trips there.

American baseball player

A lot of things run through your head when you’re going in to relieve in a tight spot… one of them was, “Should I spike myself?”

(1908 – 1989) American baseball player

He can make the ball look so small that you're not even sure why there's a practical reason for being up there.

professional baseball player

Most ball games are lost, not won.

(1890 – 1975) American baseball manager

Sooner or later, the lame, the halt, and the blind all seek refuge with us.

(1914 – 1986) American baseball team owner & promoter

George Brett could get good wood on an aspirin.

American baseball manager

All of his saves have come during relief appearances.

(1922 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer

If you act like you know what you’re doing, you can do anything you want… except neurosurgery.

professional baseball player

You used to think if the score was 5-0, he'd hit a five-run home run.

professional baseball player

It actually giggles at you as it goes by.

baseball player

That was a maximization of a minimization of hits.

professional baseball player

Just give me 25 guys on the last year of their contract; I’ll win a pennant every year.

(1934 – 2010) American baseball manager

You've got to swing that bat; only the mailman walks.

American baseball player