Subject: Sports » Baseball (Page 12)

We're so bad right now that for us back-to-back home runs means one today and another one tomorrow.

(1930 – 2013) American baseball manager

They’ve taken the foot off Johnny Grubb… uh, they’ve taken the shoe off Johnny Grubb.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer

Hey, Lou, it took you 15 years to get out of the game. Sometimes I’m out in 15 minutes.

(1908 – 1989) American baseball player

We’ll be back after this word from Manufacturer’s Hangover.

(1922 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer

The Padres, after winning the first game of the doubleheader, are ahead here in the top of the fifth and hoping for a split.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer

If it comes down to taking care of my mother in her old age and taking care of my center fielder in his young age, I hope she understands.

Owner of the Seattle Mariners

You don't have to be a Harvard professor to manage baseball; in fact, I think you're better off having an IQ like mine.

(1934 – 2010) American baseball manager

He’s a big clog in their machine.

(1925 – 2015) baseball player, coach & manager

You have only two hemispheres in your brain – a left and a right side. The left side controls the right side of your body and the right controls the left half. It's a fact. Therefore, left-handers are the only people in their right minds.

American baseball pitcher

It’s nice to have a guy that young come along; we usually go out and find somebody who’s 47.

(1934 – 2010) American baseball manager

The main quality a great third base coach must have is a fast runner.

(1927 – ) professional baseball player & coach

Tommy John is so old, he uses Absorbine Senior.

(1952 – ) American sportscaster

We (the Mets) are a much improved ball club, now we lose in extra innings!

(1890 – 1975) American baseball manager

I tell him ‘Attaway to hit, George.’

American baseball manager

I don’t room with him [Babe Ruth]; I room with his suitcase.

professional baseball player

I'm not the manager because I'm always right, but I'm always right because I'm the manager.

(1925 – 2005) American baseball player & manager

He wants Texas back.

Los Angeles Dodgers’ manager

Statistics are to baseball what a flaky crust is to Mom’s apple pie.

(1926 – 1991) American television journalist

Kid, don't be messing around with my money.

(1922 – 2007) American baseball player & manager

I didn’t get a lot of awards as a player… but they did have a Bob Uecker Day Off for me once in Philly.

(1935 – ) American baseball player, sportscaster, comedian & actor

One night we play like King Kong, the next night like Fay Wray.

American baseball player & manager