Subject: Sports » Baseball (Page 12)

Blind people come to the park just to hear him pitch.

professional baseball player

Listen, ump… how can you sleep with the lights on?

American baseball player

I was offered a spot in an ad for neutering pets… not exactly what I had in mind.

American baseball pitcher

The A's leave after this game for Cleveland. It was only by a 13-12 vote that they decided to go.

Oakland A's announcer

Every five years, a man has to change his Sox.

professional baseball player & broadcaster

Bauer taught me how to dress, how to talk — and how to drink.

(1931 – 1995) American baseball player

I was never nervous when I had the ball, but when I let go I was scared to death.

(1908 – 1989) American baseball player

If ever an error had ‘F’ written on it, that grounder did.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer

When I came up to bat with three men on and two outs in the ninth, I looked in the other team’s dugout and they were already in street clothes.

(1935 – ) American baseball player, sportscaster, comedian & actor

He could hit better with a broken arm than we could with two good arms.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer

The day Mickey Mantle bunted when the wind was blowing in on Crosley Field.

American baseball pitcher

I’ve never seen a guy on the DL [Disabled List] with pulled fat.

professional baseball player

It's what you learn after you know it all that counts.

(1930 – 2013) American baseball manager

We (the Mets) are a much improved ball club, now we lose in extra innings!

(1890 – 1975) American baseball manager

A manager's job is simple. For one hundred sixty-two games you try not to screw up all that smart stuff your organization did last December.

(1930 – 2013) American baseball manager

The first guy who lays a finger on this blind old man is fined fifty bucks!

(1925 – 2005) American baseball player & manager

Like they say, it ain’t over till the fat guy swings.

professional baseball player

Next up is Fernando Gonzales, who is not playing tonight.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer

I believed in drug testing a long time ago… all through the Sixties I tested everything.

American baseball pitcher

I can see them buying Mauer the city of Duluth.

baseball sports writer & analyst

Nutrition makes me puke.

(1929 – ) American baseball player who had a well-publicized bipolar disorder