Subject: Sports » Baseball (Page 12)

It’s nice to have a guy that young come along; we usually go out and find somebody who’s 47.

(1934 – 2010) American baseball manager

Baseball owners have moral scruples against taking any man’s dollar when there is a chance to take a dollar and a quarter.

(1905–1982) American sportswriter

I hit a grand slam off Ron Herbel and when his manager Herman Franks came out to get him, he was bringing Herbel’s suitcase.

(1935 – ) American baseball player, sportscaster, comedian & actor

The only way I'd worry about the weather is if it snows on our side of the field and not on theirs.

Los Angeles Dodgers’ manager

I challenge anyone, even with a radar machine, to hit that slider.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer

Relax, all right? Don’t try to strike everybody out. Strikeouts are boring; besides that, they’re fascist. Throw some ground balls. It’s more democratic.

(1955 – ) American actor, musician, producer & director

Look at him and you'd think he's 16… talk to him and you think he's 26; talk baseball with him, and you'd think he's 36.

(1881 – 1965) American Major League Baseball executive

Best player ever? … I’d have to go with the immoral Babe Ruth.

professional baseball player

I have an amazing ability to forget.

(1925 – 2005) American baseball player & manager

You have to have a catcher because if you don’t you’re likely to have a lot of passed balls.

(1890 – 1975) American baseball manager

We got a lot of guys not doing what their bubble-gum card says they can do.

professional baseball player & manager

They shouldn’t throw at me; I’m the father of five or six kids.

professional baseball player

Singles hitters drive Fords, home run hitters drive Cadillacs.

(1922 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer

There are two theories on hitting the knuckleball; unfortunately, neither of them work.

professional baseball coach

Although he is a very poor fielder, he is a very poor hitter.

(1885 – 1933) columnist & writer

The day I got a hit off Sandy Koufax was when he knew it was all over.

(1934 – 2010) American baseball manager

The manager came up to me before a game and told me they didn’t allow visitors in the clubhouse.

(1935 – ) American baseball player, sportscaster, comedian & actor

The Yankees are only interested in one thing, and I don’t know what that is.

professional baseball player

I’ve got a face made for radio.

(1937 – 1995) American Major League Baseball umpire

Being an umpire is like being a king… it prepares you for nothing.

(1937 – 1995) American Major League Baseball umpire

You don't have to be a Harvard professor to manage baseball; in fact, I think you're better off having an IQ like mine.

(1934 – 2010) American baseball manager