Subject: Sports » Baseball (Page 13)

Most ball games are lost, not won.

(1890 – 1975) American baseball manager

I’ve got a face made for radio.

(1937 – 1995) American Major League Baseball umpire

Baseball has been good to me since I quit trying to play it.

(1931 – ) American baseball player & manager

When I am right, no one remembers. When I am wrong, no one forgets.

American baseball umpire

In a way an umpire is like a woman. He makes quick decisions, never reverses them, and doesn't think you're safe when you're out.

American baseball umpire

Pete Rose has three thousand hits and three thousand fourteen overall.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer

When I asked the baseball writers why they haven't elected me to the Hall of Fame, they told me they thought I was still playing.

(1935 – ) American baseball player, sportscaster, comedian & actor

Tommy John is so old, he uses Absorbine Senior.

(1952 – ) American sportscaster

Every time a baseball player grabs his crotch, it makes him spit.

(1954 – ) American actress & comedian

Walk him and face the next guy.

American baseball player

 If you get three strikes, even the best lawyer in the world can’t get you off.

(1914 – 1986) American baseball team owner & promoter

The average age of our bench is deceased.

Los Angeles Dodgers’ manager

Probably the best thing that happened to me was going nuts. Nobody knew who I was until that happened.

(1929 – ) American baseball player who had a well-publicized bipolar disorder

Ed, you're the second best umpire in the league… the other twenty-three are tied for first.

American baseball player

You've got to swing that bat; only the mailman walks.

American baseball player

Baseball is dull only to those with dull minds.

(1905–1982) American sportswriter

Do they leave it there during games?

American baseball pitcher

“Hell, Lou, it took fifteen years to get you out of a game; sometimes I’m out in fifteen minutes.”

(1908 – 1989) American baseball player

The only problem I really have in the outfield is with fly balls.

(1960 – ) Puerto Rican professional baseball player

You have to give 100 percent in the first half of the game and if that isn’t enough, in the second half, you have to give what is left.

(1925 – 2015) baseball player, coach & manager

It's a good thing Babe Ruth isn't still with the Yankees. If he was, George Steinbrenner would have him bat seventh and say he's overweight.

American baseball player