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The day I got a hit off Sandy Koufax was when he knew it was all over.

(1934 – 2010) American baseball manager

I always thought the record would stand until it was broken.

(1925 – 2015) baseball player, coach & manager

We (the Mets) are a much improved ball club, now we lose in extra innings!

(1890 – 1975) American baseball manager

There are only two seasons – winter and baseball.

(1914 – 1986) American baseball team owner & promoter

When you lose your hands, you can’t play baseball.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer

An hour after the game, you want to go out and play them again.

(1927 – ) professional baseball player & coach

Enos Cabell started here with the Astros… and before that he was with the Orioles.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer

Walk him and face the next guy.

American baseball player

In the hunt to buy the San Francisco Giants was George Shinn, owner of the Charlotte Harlots.

(1922 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer

You used to think if the score was 5-0, he'd hit a five-run home run.

professional baseball player

If he raced his pregnant wife he'd finish third.

Los Angeles Dodgers’ manager

The highlight of my career?… in '67 with St. Louis, I walked with the bases loaded to drive in the winning run in an inter-squad game in spring training.

(1935 – ) American baseball player, sportscaster, comedian & actor

I never did say that you can’t be a nice guy and win; I said that if I was playing third base and my mother rounded third with the winning run, I’d trip her.

(1906 – 1991) American baseball player, coach & manager

When Lew was a twenty game winner for the Milwaukee Braves, people needed three columns for his pitching record: won, lost and relative humidity.

(1905–1982) American sportswriter

Listen, ump… how can you sleep with the lights on?

American baseball player

Next up is Fernando Gonzales, who is not playing tonight.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer

The secret of my success was clean living and a fast outfield.

(1908 – 1989) American baseball player

 If you get three strikes, even the best lawyer in the world can’t get you off.

(1914 – 1986) American baseball team owner & promoter

From the way Denny’s shaking his head, he’s either got an injured shoulder or a gnat in his eye.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer

They've played on grass and they've played on Astroturf. What they should do is put down a layer of paper in Candlestick Park. After all, the Giants always look good on paper.

(1934 – 2005) American radio personality

I refuse to call a 47-year-old white-haired man ’Sparky.’

baseball umpire