Subject: Sports » Baseball (Page 14)

I was the worst hitter ever; I never even broke a bat until last year when I was backing out of the garage.

(1908 – 1989) American baseball player

A lot of the people who make these suggestions would have a hard time filling out the application forms to work at 7-Eleven.

baseball player

I don’t room with him [Babe Ruth]; I room with his suitcase.

professional baseball player

It's like Christmas, except it's warmer.

American baseball player

One thing you learned as a Cubs fan: when you bought your ticket, you could bank on seeing the bottom of the ninth.

(1926 – 2016) American baseball player, announcer & television host

I know I've got a lock on the Dutch Hall of Fame.

Dutch-born American baseball pitcher

Being named manager of the Seattle Mariners is like becoming the head chef at MacDonalds.

American sportswriter

They both (statistics & bikinis) show a lot, but not everything.

American baseball player

Two hundred million Americans, and there ain’t two good catchers among ‘em.

(1890 – 1975) American baseball manager

Hey, Lou, it took you 15 years to get out of the game. Sometimes I’m out in 15 minutes.

(1908 – 1989) American baseball player

 I heard doctors revived a man who had been dead for 4½ minutes – when they asked him what it was like being dead, he said it was like listening to Yankees announcer Phil Rizzuto during a rain delay.

(1947 – ) comedian & television host

A sense of humor and a good bullpen.

(1931 – ) American baseball player & manager

I have discovered in 20 years of moving around the ball park that the knowledge of the game is usually in inverse proportion to the price of the seats.

(1914 – 1986) American baseball team owner & promoter

Running a ball club is like raising kids who fall out of trees.

American baseball manager

Baseball happens to be a game of cumulative tension but football, basketball and hockey are played with hand grenades and machine guns. 

professional hockey player

A lot of good ballgames on tomorrow, but we’re going to be right here with the Cubs and the Mets.

baseball broadcaster

The Houston Astros are the youngest team in the National League if you judge by age.

American baseball pitcher & announcer

I was so bad, I couldn’t have driven Miss Daisy home.

baseball player

Pete Rose has three thousand hits and three thousand fourteen overall.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer

I'd have a better chance of catching flies with chopsticks.

baseball player

Baseball is the only game left for people. To play basketball, you have to be 7 feet 6 inches. To play football, you have to be the same width.

(1914 – 1986) American baseball team owner & promoter