Subject: Sports » Baseball (Page 14)

Yankees' owner George Steinbrenner is a first-and-ten capitalist in a bunt-and-run world.

American sportswriter

Wait until Tommy (Lasorda) meets the Lord and finds out that He's wearing pinstripes.

American baseball pitcher

An almost inexorable baseball law: A Red Sox ship with a single leak will always find a way to sink; no team is worshipped with such a perverse sense of fatality.

American sportswriter

They will pass the father-son tandem of Buddy Bell and Yogi Berra.

(1922 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer

I reckon I tried everything on the old apple, but salt and pepper and chocolate sauce topping.

American baseball pitcher

God watches over drunks and third basemen.

(1906 – 1991) American baseball player, coach & manager

George 'Babe' Ruth and Old Jack Dempsey, both Sultans of Swat.
One hits where the other people are, the other where they're not.

Scottish snooker player

The last time I saw anything like this I was playing for Tastee Freeze in the Little League.

professional baseball pitcher

No one's gonna give a damn in July if you lost a game in March.

(1930 – 2013) American baseball manager

If Pete Rose brings the Reds in first, they ought to bronze him and put him in cement.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer

There’ll be a man on the moon before he (Gaylord Perry) hits a home run.

(1922 – ) American baseball player & manager

I can see them buying Mauer the city of Duluth.

baseball sports writer & analyst

He is the best left fielder the Cardinals have, the best center fielder they have, the best first baseman they have. He is, in short, the best ball club in St. Louis and one of the best in the world.

(1905–1982) American sportswriter

If you don't have outstanding relief pitching, you might as well piss on the fire and call the dogs.

(1931 – ) American baseball player & manager

They’ve taken the foot off Johnny Grubb… uh, they’ve taken the shoe off Johnny Grubb.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer

I'm happy for him [Gil Hodges]; that is, if you think becoming a big league manager is a good thing to have happen to you.

American baseball manager

Tito Fuentes is safe at second with a triple.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer

He could hit better with a broken arm than we could with two good arms.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer

The only man I've ever known who could strut sitting down.

(1860 – 1931) American baseball writer & humorist

I never got many questions about my managing. I tried to get twenty-five guys who didn't ask questions.

(1930 – 2013) American baseball manager

We know we’re better than this, but we can’t prove it.

American baseball player