Subject: Sports » Baseball (Page 15)

I'm not buddy-buddy with the players. If they need a buddy, let them buy a dog.

(1931 – ) American baseball player & manager

If I knew he was gonna throw a no-hitter, I would have thrown one too.

professional baseball player

The key to being a good manager is keeping the people who hate me away from those who are still undecided.

(1890 – 1975) American baseball manager

I love doubleheaders; that way I get to keep my uniform on longer.

Los Angeles Dodgers’ manager

I think it’s a good idea; it keeps the parents off the streets.

(1927 – ) professional baseball player & coach

The toughest call an umpire has to make is not the half-swing; the toughest call is throwing a guy out of the game after you blew the hell out of the play.

American baseball umpire

Managing a baseball team is like trying to make chicken salad out of chicken shit.

American baseball player

The final score after eight innings is Giants 3, Padres 2.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer

Baseball has been good to me since I quit trying to play it.

(1931 – ) American baseball player & manager

On the road when you go downstairs for coffee in your underwear, they throw you out of the kitchen.

baseball player

Like they say, it ain’t over till the fat guy swings.

professional baseball player

I set records that will never be equaled; in fact, I hope 90% of them don’t even get printed.

(1935 – ) American baseball player, sportscaster, comedian & actor

Sandy’s fastball was so fast, some batters would start to swing as he was on his way to the mound.

(1919 – 1998) American sportswriter

I have an amazing ability to forget.

(1925 – 2005) American baseball player & manager

We've got a problem here. Luis Tiant wants to use the bathroom, and it says no foreign objects in the toilets.

American baseball player

And it’s a long drive down the line to centerfield.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer

I never tried to outsmart nobody; it was easier to outdummy them.

professional baseball player

A hot dog at the ballpark beats roast beef at the Ritz.

(1899 – 1957) film actor

Next up is Fernando Gonzales, who is not playing tonight.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer

Oh, hell, if you win twenty games they want you to do it every year.

professional baseball player

Lefty Grove could throw a lamb chop past a wolf.

(1886 – 1969) American journalist & humorist