Subject: Sports » Baseball (Page 15)

It was better than a couple of years I had.

American baseball player

The Rangers dropped out of the lead June 16 with a loss that will be forever remembered as the forgettable debut of lefthander Matt Perisho.

sports reporter

I hate the minor leagues. I'd rather go out to lunch with my ex-wife's attorney, then play in the minors.

baseball player

Managing is getting paid for home runs someone else hits.

(1890 – 1975) American baseball manager

A slump starts in your head and winds up in your stomach.

American baseball player

The ex-left-hander Dave Roberts will be going for Houston.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer

I’d be willing to bet you, if I was a betting man, that I have never bet on baseball.

American baseball player

“Hell, Lou, it took fifteen years to get you out of a game; sometimes I’m out in fifteen minutes.”

(1908 – 1989) American baseball player

I love doubleheaders; that way I get to keep my uniform on longer.

Los Angeles Dodgers’ manager

I’m throwing as hard as I ever did, but the ball is just not getting there as fast.

(1908 – 1989) American baseball player

Detroit fans don't know anything about baseball. They couldn't tell the difference between baseball players and Japanese aviators.

American baseball player, manager & scout

You have only two hemispheres in your brain – a left and a right side. The left side controls the right side of your body and the right controls the left half. It's a fact. Therefore, left-handers are the only people in their right minds.

American baseball pitcher

There was larceny in his heart, but his legs were honest.

(1886 – 1969) American journalist & humorist

I believed in drug testing a long time ago… all through the Sixties I tested everything.

American baseball pitcher

One percent of ballplayers are leaders of men. The other ninety-nine percent are followers of women.

baseball manager

I never thought you could win a Pulitzer just for quoting Tommy Lasorda correctly.

(1919 – 1998) American sportswriter

When you lose your hands, you can’t play baseball.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer

I went through life as "a player to be named later.”

(1926 – 2016) American baseball player, announcer & television host

Reggie Smith of the Dodgers and Gary Matthews of the homers hit Braves in that game.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer

Football coaches walk across the field after the game and pretend to congratulate the opposing coach; baseball managers head right for the beer.

American sportswriter

They should move first base back one step to eliminate all those close plays.

professional baseball player