Subject: Sports » Baseball (Page 17)

Trailing 5-1, the Padres added an insurance run in the eighth inning.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer

The only reason we’re 7-0 is because we’ve won all seven of our games.

Baseball team manager

He’s throwing grounders.

(1890 – 1975) American baseball manager

Good pitching will always stop good hitting and vice-versa.

(1890 – 1975) American baseball manager

If you are going to have a fight with a visiting club, be sure to insult them the day they come to town, and not the last day of the series. It pays off better.

(1914 – 1986) American baseball team owner & promoter

There is one word in baseball that says it all, and that word is, ‘You never know.’

professional baseball player

Coaches are an integral part of any manager's team, especially if they are good pinochle players.

(1930 – 2013) American baseball manager

He needed a psychiatrist more than I did.

(1929 – ) American baseball player who had a well-publicized bipolar disorder

You can't get rich sitting on the bench, but I'm giving it a try.

professional baseball player

Reporter: Will you be rooting for the American League or National League in the All Star Game?

Dole: Probably.

(1923 – ) U.S. senator (Kansas) & presidential candidate

The two most important things in life are good friends and a strong bullpen.

professional baseball player & manager

James 'Cool Papa' Bell was so fast, one time he hit a line drive right back past my ear. I turned round and saw the ball hit his ass sliding into second.

American baseball player

Most one run games are lost, not won.

(1925 – 2005) American baseball player & manager

If Pete Rose brings the Reds in first, they ought to bronze him and put him in cement.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer

I always thought the record would stand until it was broken.

(1925 – 2015) baseball player, coach & manager

Think?… how the hell are you gonna think and hit at the same time?

(1925 – 2015) baseball player, coach & manager

Templeton is as hot as you can be and still walk!

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer

There’ll be a man on the moon before he (Gaylord Perry) hits a home run.

(1922 – ) American baseball player & manager

Although he is a very poor fielder, he is a very poor hitter.

(1885 – 1933) columnist & writer

I’m too lazy to work and too scared to steal.

professional baseball player

You won't find a single four-letter word in there… I don't go for that bullshit.

(1918 – ) American baseball pitcher