Subject: Sports » Baseball (Page 19)

Once a pitcher loses his fastball, he has to go to the garbage.

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They wanted me to play third like Brooks (Robinson) so I did play like Brooks — Mel Brooks.

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I was so bad, I couldn’t have driven Miss Daisy home.

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I guess I’d better send my fingers to Cooperstown.

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Now there’s three things you can do in a baseball game; you can win or you can lose or it can rain.

(1890 – 1975) American baseball manager
Baseball Misspokements Sports

Tommy (Lasorda) will eat anything, as long as you pay for it.

American baseball player, manager & executive
Baseball Eating Food/Drink Sports

When Neil Armstong first set foot on the moon, he and all the space scientists were puzzled by an unidentifiable white object; I knew immediately what it was… that was a home run ball hit off me in 1933 by Jimmie Foxx.

(1908 – 1989) American baseball player
Activities Baseball Sports

Many people think the Cards at the end of the wire will cross the finish line first.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
Baseball Misspokements Sports

Fernando Valenzuela is the pitcher whose name sounds like a mailing address in the Lower Andes.

American sportswriter
Baseball Sports

Gonzo leaps like a giraffe and grabs it.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
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I'm not the manager because I'm always right, but I'm always right because I'm the manager.

(1925 – 2005) American baseball player & manager
Baseball Sports

Baseball is a game which consists of tapping a ball with a piece of wood, then running like a lunatic.

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If you see the ball, hit it… that’s what it’s there for.

(1925 – 2015) baseball player, coach & manager
Baseball Sports Yogi-isms

My father looked at the check and then told the scout, 'Throw in another hundred and you can take the rest of the family.'

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If ever an error had ‘F’ written on it, that grounder did.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
Baseball Misspokements Sports

His face looks like a closed fist.

(1919 – 1998) American sportswriter
Appearance Baseball Sports

I remember one time going out to the mound to talk with Bob Gibson. He told me to get back behind the batter, that the only thing I knew about pitching was that it was hard to hit.

American baseball player & commentator
Baseball Sports

Opera in English is, in the main, just about as sensible as baseball in Italian.

(1880 – 1956) journalist, essayist, editor & satirist
Baseball Language Music

Most ball games are lost, not won.

(1890 – 1975) American baseball manager
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I couldn't done it without my players.

(1890 – 1975) American baseball manager
Baseball Misspokements Sports

Hating the Yankees is as American as pizza pie, unwed mothers, and cheating on your income tax.

(1932 – 1997) newspaper columnist
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