Subject: Sports » Baseball (Page 19)

Tommy (Lasorda) will eat anything, as long as you pay for it.

American baseball player, manager & executive

I think it’s a good idea; it keeps the parents off the streets.

(1927 – ) professional baseball player & coach

Davis fouls out to third in fair territory.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer

When I looked at the third base coach for a sign, he turned his back on me.

(1935 – ) American baseball player, sportscaster, comedian & actor

Baseball is drama with an endless run and an ever-changing cast.

(1926 – 2016) American baseball player, announcer & television host

Zane Smith is a guy who can shut you out as well as look at you.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer

Baseball is dull only to those with dull minds.

(1905–1982) American sportswriter

The more self-centered and egotistical a guy is, the better ballplayer he's going to be. You take a team with twenty-five assholes and I'll show you a pennant. I'll show you the New York Yankees.

American baseball pitcher

He is the best left fielder the Cardinals have, the best center fielder they have, the best first baseman they have. He is, in short, the best ball club in St. Louis and one of the best in the world.

(1905–1982) American sportswriter

They both (statistics & bikinis) show a lot, but not everything.

American baseball player

A string of good alibis.

professional baseball manager

A slump starts in your head and winds up in your stomach.

American baseball player

I’d be willing to bet you, if I was a betting man, that I have never bet on baseball.

American baseball player

The most overrated underrated player in baseball.

American writer

Hey, Lou, it took you 15 years to get out of the game. Sometimes I’m out in 15 minutes.

(1908 – 1989) American baseball player

Detroit fans don't know anything about baseball. They couldn't tell the difference between baseball players and Japanese aviators.

American baseball player, manager & scout

First I pray to God that nobody hits a ball to me; then I pray that nobody hits the ball to Steve Sax.

baseball player

If I knew he was gonna throw a no-hitter, I would have thrown one too.

professional baseball player

I don’t room with him [Babe Ruth]; I room with his suitcase.

professional baseball player

We've got to learn to stay out of triple plays.

(1890 – 1975) American baseball manager

Although he is a very poor fielder, he is a very poor hitter.

(1885 – 1933) columnist & writer