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That’s one you can tell your grandchildren about – tomorrow.

Rick Horton

American baseball player

There is one word in baseball that says it all, and that word is, ‘You never know.’

Joaquin Andujar

professional baseball player

Baseball Misspokements Sports

An hour after the game, you want to go out and play them again.

Rocky Bridges

(1927 – ) professional baseball player & coach

Baseball Sports On playing against a team from Japan

My idea of managing is giving the ball to Tom Seaver and sitting down and watching him work.

Sparky Anderson

(1934 – 2010) American baseball manager

Baseball Sports Tom Seaver

There was larceny in his heart, but his legs were honest.

Arthur ‘Bugs’ Baer

(1886 – 1969) American journalist & humorist

Baseball Sports About a player thrown out attempting to steal second.

Don't drink in the hotel bar, that's where I do my drinking.

Casey Stengel

(1890 – 1975) American baseball manager

Baseball Sports To his players

We have deep depth.

‘Yogi' Berra

(1925 – 2015) baseball player, coach & manager

Baseball Sports Yogi-isms Of his team's reserves

It was strange. The only English words I saw were Sony and Mitsubishi.

Bill Gullickson

American baseball player

Baseball Communication Language Misspokements Sports On playing in Japan

The only thing Earl [Weaver] knows about big-league pitching is that he couldn't hit it.

Jim Palmer

American baseball pitcher

Baseball Sports Earl Weaver Hitting

When Sandy Koufax retired.

Willie Stargell

American baseball player

Baseball Sports Sandy Koufax When asked his greatest thrill in baseball

When I asked the baseball writers why they haven't elected me to the Hall of Fame, they told me they thought I was still playing.

Bob Uecker

(1935 – ) American baseball player, sportscaster, comedian & actor

Baseball Sports Hall of Fame

If it weren’t for baseball, many kids wouldn’t know what a millionaire looked like.

Phyllis Diller

(1917 – 2012) comedian & actress

Baseball Children Money Sports Wealth Millionaires

No one hit home runs the way Babe (Ruth) did… they were something special… they were like homing pigeons; the ball would leave the bat, pause briefly, suddenly gain its bearings, then take off for the stands.

‘Lefty’ Gomez

(1908 – 1989) American baseball player

Baseball Sports Babe Ruth Home runs

When Lew was a twenty game winner for the Milwaukee Braves, people needed three columns for his pitching record: won, lost and relative humidity.

Red Smith

(1905–1982) American sportswriter

Baseball Sports On Lew Burdette & his spitball

I wish I could remember everything I told him.

Charlie Hough

American baseball pitcher

Baseball Sports After pitcher Bobby Witt asked him for advice and then proceeded to win eight games in a row

This is not even close to what I envisioned a no-hitter would be.

Andy Hawkins

American baseball pitcher

Baseball Sports After pitching a no-hitter but losing 4-0 after his team committed three errors in the 8th inning

Today, Pittsburgh beat the Pirates, 6 to 6!

Vince Scully

American sportscaster

Baseball Misspokements Sports

The problem with being Comeback Player of the Year is it means you have to go somewhere before you can come back.

Bert Blyleven

Dutch-born American baseball pitcher

Baseball Sports Comeback Player of the Year

I was offered a spot in an ad for neutering pets… not exactly what I had in mind.

Steve Bedrosian

American baseball pitcher

Baseball Sports On endorsements after winning the Cy Young Award

God watches over drunks and third basemen.

Leo Durocher

(1906 – 1991) American baseball player, coach & manager

Baseball Sports Drunks Third basemen

Reporter: Is it true that you’d throw at your own mother.
Gomez: You’re damn right I would, she’s a good hitter.

‘Lefty’ Gomez

(1908 – 1989) American baseball player

Baseball Sports (also Early Wynn) Pitching

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Subject: Sports » Baseball (Page 2)

That’s one you can tell your grandchildren about – tomorrow.

There is one word in baseball that says it all, and that word is, ‘You never know.’

An hour after the game, you want to go out and play them again.

My idea of managing is giving the ball to Tom Seaver and sitting down and watching him work.

There was larceny in his heart, but his legs were honest.

Don't drink in the hotel bar, that's where I do my drinking.

We have deep depth.

It was strange. The only English words I saw were Sony and Mitsubishi.

The only thing Earl [Weaver] knows about big-league pitching is that he couldn't hit it.

When Sandy Koufax retired.

When I asked the baseball writers why they haven't elected me to the Hall of Fame, they told me they thought I was still playing.

If it weren’t for baseball, many kids wouldn’t know what a millionaire looked like.

No one hit home runs the way Babe (Ruth) did… they were something special… they were like homing pigeons; the ball would leave the bat, pause briefly, suddenly gain its bearings, then take off for the stands.

When Lew was a twenty game winner for the Milwaukee Braves, people needed three columns for his pitching record: won, lost and relative humidity.

I wish I could remember everything I told him.

This is not even close to what I envisioned a no-hitter would be.

Today, Pittsburgh beat the Pirates, 6 to 6!

The problem with being Comeback Player of the Year is it means you have to go somewhere before you can come back.

I was offered a spot in an ad for neutering pets… not exactly what I had in mind.

God watches over drunks and third basemen.

Reporter: Is it true that you’d throw at your own mother.
Gomez: You’re damn right I would, she’s a good hitter.