Subject: Sports » Baseball (Page 2)

When I am right, no one remembers. When I am wrong, no one forgets.

American baseball umpire

I don't like them fellas who drive in two runs and let in three.

(1890 – 1975) American baseball manager

When you’re older than the manager and the general manger, that’s not a good sign.

American baseball player

You have to give 100 percent in the first half of the game; if that isn’t enough, in the second half, you have to give what’s left.

(1925 – 2015) baseball player, coach & manager

Yes, and so is everyone else in the league.

(1890 – 1977) comedian, actor & television host

Washington: first in war, first in peace, and last in the American League.

(1860 – 1931) American baseball writer & humorist

The way he’s swinging the bat, he won’t get a hit until the 20th century.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer

Enos Cabell started here with the Astros… and before that he was with the Orioles.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer

The only way I'd worry about the weather is if it snows on our side of the field and not on theirs.

Los Angeles Dodgers’ manager

Slump, I ain’t in no slump… I just ain’t hitting.

(1925 – 2015) baseball player, coach & manager

His detractors faulted him for over managing and for giving more signs than the Coast Guard.

baseball writer

If a guy is a good fastball hitter, does that mean I should throw him a bad fastball?

professional baseball player

It couldn't have happened to a greater guy… well, yes, it could have happened to me.

Los Angeles Dodgers’ manager

Allen S. Sothoron pitched his initials off yesterday.

(1886 – 1969) American journalist & humorist

The Champagne they have stored is getting more valuable every year.

(1925 – 2005) television host

Baseball happens to be a game of cumulative tension but football, basketball and hockey are played with hand grenades and machine guns. 

professional hockey player

A fellow has to have faith in God above and Rollie Fingers in the bullpen.

(1922 – ) American baseball player & manager

Well, that kind of puts the damper on even a Yankees win.

professional baseball player & announcer

The best thing about baseball is that you can do something about yesterday tomorrow.

Venezuelan baseball player

Baseball is the belly of society. Straighten out baseball and you'll straighten out the rest of the world.

American baseball pitcher

Baseball is a game where a curve is an optical illusion, a screwball can be a pitch or a person, stealing is legal and you can spit anywhere you like except in the umpire's eye or on the ball.

(1919 – 1998) American sportswriter