Subject: Sports » Baseball (Page 20)

The only reason we’re 7-0 is because we’ve won all seven of our games.

Baseball team manager

He could hit .300 with a fountain pen.

(1926 – 2016) American baseball player, announcer & television host

Baseball without fans is like Jayne Mansfield without a sweater.

(1902 – 1994) British-born American trial lawyer & author

The best thing about baseball is that you can do something about yesterday tomorrow.

Venezuelan baseball player

Hell, if KY jelly went off the market, the whole California Angels pitching staff would be out of baseball.

American baseball pitcher

(Willie) McCovey swings and misses, and it’s fouled back.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer

They’ve taken the foot off Johnny Grubb… uh, they’ve taken the shoe off Johnny Grubb.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer

Having Willie Stargell on your ball club is like having a diamond ring on your finger.

American baseball player & manager

Willie Mays' glove is where triples go to die.

(1919 – 1998) American sportswriter

The first pitch to Tucker Ashford is grounded into left field… no, wait a minute… it’s ball one… low and outside.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer

My father looked at the check and then told the scout, 'Throw in another hundred and you can take the rest of the family.'

baseball player

Turner pulls into second with a sun-blown double.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer

The last time I saw anything like this I was playing for Tastee Freeze in the Little League.

professional baseball pitcher

When I asked the baseball writers why they haven't elected me to the Hall of Fame, they told me they thought I was still playing.

(1935 – ) American baseball player, sportscaster, comedian & actor

I don't speak Chinese, but I figure if I try, I've got to be saying something.

(1962 – ) Canadian-American actor, comedian, author & radio personality

When you win you eat better, sleep better and your beer tastes better. And your wife looks like Gina Lollobrigida.

American baseball player

He slides into second with a stand up double.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer

You won't find a single four-letter word in there… I don't go for that bullshit.

(1918 – ) American baseball pitcher

I asked my doctor how many more years I have left and he said, 'You're too ornery to die.'

(1929 – ) American baseball player who had a well-publicized bipolar disorder

Son, nobody is half as good as Mickey Mantle.

baseball player

Kent Abbott is in the on-deck circuit.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer