Subject: Sports » Baseball (Page 20)

Not intentionally, but I sweat easily.

(1908 – 1989) American baseball player

Slumps are like a soft bed; they're easy to get into and hard to get out of.

(1947 – ) professional baseball player

If you hit Polonia 100 fly balls, you could make a movie out of it — Catch 22.

baseball player

Think?… how the hell are you gonna think and hit at the same time?

(1925 – 2015) baseball player, coach & manager

He (Sandy Koufax) throws a 'radio ball,' a pitch you hear, but you don't see.

(1925 – 2005) American baseball player & manager

Baseball is the only thing beside the paper clip that hasn't changed.

(1914 – 1986) American baseball team owner & promoter

 If you get three strikes, even the best lawyer in the world can’t get you off.

(1914 – 1986) American baseball team owner & promoter

Baseball is drama with an endless run and an ever-changing cast.

(1926 – 2016) American baseball player, announcer & television host

Bob Gibson was so mean he would knock you down and then meet you at home plate to see if you wanted to make something of it.

(1942 – ) American baseball player

If you know how to cheat, start now

(1930 – 2013) American baseball manager

I never did say that you can’t be a nice guy and win; I said that if I was playing third base and my mother rounded third with the winning run, I’d trip her.

(1906 – 1991) American baseball player, coach & manager

I'm the gooney bird that walked to the bank. I'm doing better than most of those guys who said I was crazy.

(1929 – ) American baseball player who had a well-publicized bipolar disorder

Third [base] ain't so bad if nothin' is hit to you.

(1925 – 2015) baseball player, coach & manager

This guy's tough. He had a face that looked like it'd hold two days of rain.

Los Angeles Dodgers’ manager

The average age of our bench is deceased.

Los Angeles Dodgers’ manager

Hey, Lou, it took you 15 years to get out of the game. Sometimes I’m out in 15 minutes.

(1908 – 1989) American baseball player

The Padres, after winning the first game of the doubleheader, are ahead here in the top of the fifth and hoping for a split.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer

I’ll never make the mistake of being 70 again.

(1890 – 1975) American baseball manager

The Houston Astros play in a vast indoor stadium known as the Astrodome, but the problem is they field a half-vast team.

American baseball player

The only way I'm going to get a Gold Glove is with a can of spray paint.

professional baseball player

I was offered a spot in an ad for neutering pets… not exactly what I had in mind.

American baseball pitcher