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There was larceny in his heart, but his legs were honest.

(1886 – 1969) American journalist & humorist

About the only problem with success is that it does not teach you how to deal with failure.

Los Angeles Dodgers’ manager

If a horse won’t eat it, I don’t want to play on it.

(1942 – ) American baseball player

I can see the sun okay, and that's 93 million miles away.

American baseball umpire

They said I was such a great prospect that they were sending me to a winter league to sharpen up.; when I stepped off the plane, I was in Greenland.

(1935 – ) American baseball player, sportscaster, comedian & actor

Finley is going over to get a new piece of bat.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer

I've got a tip on the market for you fellows, buy Pennsylvania Railroad – because by tomorrow night about a dozen of you bums will be riding on it.

(1890 – 1975) American baseball manager

You have to have a catcher because if you don’t you’re likely to have a lot of passed balls.

(1890 – 1975) American baseball manager

Arthur 'Dazzy' Vance could throw a cream puff through a battleship.

American baseball player

Any umpire who claims he has never missed a play is… well, an umpire.

(1937 – 1995) American Major League Baseball umpire

It was gone before it got outta here; it was going that fast.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer

The only good thing about playing for Cleveland is you don't have to make road trips there.

American baseball player

I would order a dozen bats and there were times they’d come back with handles at each end.

(1935 – ) American baseball player, sportscaster, comedian & actor

He can run anytime he wants; I’m giving him the red light.

(1925 – 2015) baseball player, coach & manager

Third base is certainly a reactionary position.

(1922 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer

The Mets achieved total incompetence in a single year, while the Browns worked industriously for almost a decade to gain equal proficiency.

(1914 – 1986) American baseball team owner & promoter

More than anyone else, he's (Hank Aaron) made me wish I wasn't a manager.

American baseball manager

Reporter: Who do you think is the number one player of all time?

Logan: I’d have to go with the immoral Babe Ruth.

professional baseball player

I hit a grand slam off Ron Herbel and when his manager Herman Franks came out to get him, he was bringing Herbel’s suitcase.

(1935 – ) American baseball player, sportscaster, comedian & actor

No, I had 999 times to get ready for it.

American baseball player

That’s the fourth extra base hit for the Padres – two doubles and a triple.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer