Subject: Sports » Baseball (Page 21)

I never knew anybody who said they liked doubleheaders except Ernie Banks, and I think he was lying.

professional baseball player & manager

Tell you what, you keep the salary and I'll keep me the cut.

(1908 – 1989) American baseball player

He had the ability of taking a bad situation and making it immediately worse.

(1881 – 1965) American Major League Baseball executive

Baseball is a lot like life. The line drives are caught, the squibbles go for base hits. It's an unfair game.

American baseball player

You don’t realize how easy this game is until you get up in that broadcasting booth.

(1931 – 1995) American baseball player

When you’re walking to the bank with that World Series check every November, you don’t want to leave. There were no Yankees saying, “play me or trade me.”

(1922 – 2007) American baseball player & manager

They shouldn’t throw at me; I’m the father of five or six kids.

professional baseball player

There is one word in baseball that says it all, and that word is, ‘You never know.’

professional baseball player

I’m no different from anybody else with two arms, two legs, and 4,200 hits.

American baseball player

Gibson's the luckiest pitcher I've ever seen because he always picks the night to pitch when the other team doesn't score any runs.

American baseball player & commentator

I’m not an athlete; I’m a professional baseball player.

professional baseball player

Being traded is like celebrating your hundredth birthday… it might not be the happiest occasion in the world, but consider the alternative.

(1926 – 2016) American baseball player, announcer & television host

I know I've got a lock on the Dutch Hall of Fame.

Dutch-born American baseball pitcher

Yes, and so is everyone else in the league.

(1890 – 1977) comedian, actor & television host

I’m throwing twice as hard, but the ball is getting there half as fast.

(1908 – 1989) American baseball player

The main quality a great third base coach must have is a fast runner.

(1927 – ) professional baseball player & coach

Eric Show will be oh-for-ten if that pop fly comes down.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer

We've got to learn to stay out of triple plays.

(1890 – 1975) American baseball manager

Willie Mays' glove is where triples go to die.

(1919 – 1998) American sportswriter

Well, that was a cliff-dweller.

professional baseball manager

I've had 117 fights and that's the first time I've ever won.

(1929 – ) American baseball player who had a well-publicized bipolar disorder