Subject: Sports » Baseball (Page 21)

When I came up to bat with three men on and two outs in the ninth, I looked in the other team’s dugout and they were already in street clothes.

(1935 – ) American baseball player, sportscaster, comedian & actor

If I knew he was gonna throw a no-hitter, I would have thrown one too.

professional baseball player

Tony Gwynn, the fat batter behind Finley, is waiting.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer

I'm probably the only guy who worked for (Casey) Stengel before and after he was a genius.

American baseball player

 When I'm on the road, my greatest ambition is to get a standing boo.

professional baseball player

 The difference between the old ballplayer and the new ballplayer is the jersey; the old ballplayer cared about the name on the front… the new ballplayer cares about the name on the back.

professional baseball player

Oh, hell, if you win twenty games they want you to do it every year.

professional baseball player

The only reason I don't like playing in the World Series is I can't watch myself play.

professional baseball player

The key to winning baseball games is pitching, fundamentals and three-run homers.

(1930 – 2013) American baseball manager

I found a delivery in my flaw.

(1953 – 1998) baseball player

He (Don Drysdale) talks very well for a guy who's had two fingers in his mouth all his life.

(1925 – 2005) American baseball player & manager

When you're in a slump, it's almost as if you look out at the field and it's one big glove.

professional baseball player

Baseball happens to be a game of cumulative tension but football, basketball and hockey are played with hand grenades and machine guns. 

professional hockey player

Claudell Washington plays the outfield like he's trying to catch grenades.

professional baseball player

When I asked the baseball writers why they haven't elected me to the Hall of Fame, they told me they thought I was still playing.

(1935 – ) American baseball player, sportscaster, comedian & actor

I sure hope you’re staying alive for the upcoming Dodgers series.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer

Well, I see in the game in Minnesota that Terry Felton has relieved himself on the mound in the second inning.

sportscaster & former professional baseball player

The only problem I really have in the outfield is with fly balls.

(1960 – ) Puerto Rican professional baseball player

That home run ties it up, 1-0.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer

You have to give 100 percent in the first half of the game; if that isn’t enough, in the second half, you have to give what’s left.

(1925 – 2015) baseball player, coach & manager

Winning is better than the next worse thing.

American baseball pitcher