Subject: Sports » Baseball (Page 22)

I knew when my career was over; in 1965 my baseball card came out with no picture.

(1935 – ) American baseball player, sportscaster, comedian & actor

If you know how to cheat, start now

(1930 – 2013) American baseball manager

If you start worrying about the people in the stands, before too long you're up in the stands with them.

Los Angeles Dodgers’ manager

A lot of things run through your head when you’re going in to relieve in a tight spot… one of them was, “Should I spike myself?”

(1908 – 1989) American baseball player

I'm really not a Facebook or Twitter guy; I'm a prime-rib-and-baked-potato guy.

American baseball player & manager

Baseball is 90% mental, the other half is physical.

(1925 – 2015) baseball player, coach & manager

The music sounds better, the wine tastes sweeter and the girls look better when we win.

professional baseball player

Every season has its peaks and valleys. What you have to try to do is eliminate the Grand Canyon.

baseball player

I'm happy for him [Gil Hodges]; that is, if you think becoming a big league manager is a good thing to have happen to you.

American baseball manager

If everyone were like him (Mitch Williams) I wouldn't play. I'd find a safer way to make a living.

baseball player

Sure I played, did you think I was born at the age of 70 sitting in a dugout trying to manage guys like you?

(1890 – 1975) American baseball manager

The Champagne they have stored is getting more valuable every year.

(1925 – 2005) television host

Pretty soon somebody will come out of the dugout with a fork and get him.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer

We've got a problem here. Luis Tiant wants to use the bathroom, and it says no foreign objects in the toilets.

American baseball player

Gehringer goes two for five on Opening Day and stays that way all season.

American baseball pitcher

In baseball, you don’t know nothing.

(1925 – 2015) baseball player, coach & manager

Being named manager of the Seattle Mariners is like becoming the head chef at MacDonalds.

American sportswriter

I always thought the record would stand until it was broken.

(1925 – 2015) baseball player, coach & manager

Lefty Grove could throw a lamb chop past a wolf.

(1886 – 1969) American journalist & humorist

Look at him and you'd think he's 16… talk to him and you think he's 26; talk baseball with him, and you'd think he's 36.

(1881 – 1965) American Major League Baseball executive

They said I was such a great prospect that they were sending me to a winter league to sharpen up.; when I stepped off the plane, I was in Greenland.

(1935 – ) American baseball player, sportscaster, comedian & actor