Subject: Sports » Baseball (Page 23)

Larry Lintz steals second standing up… he slid, but he didn’t have to.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer

Hey, Lou, it took you 15 years to get out of the game. Sometimes I’m out in 15 minutes.

(1908 – 1989) American baseball player

 If you get three strikes, even the best lawyer in the world can’t get you off.

(1914 – 1986) American baseball team owner & promoter

The way he’s swinging the bat, he won’t get a hit until the 20th century.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer

I found out that it's not good to talk about my troubles; eighty percent of the people don't care and the other twenty percent are glad you're having trouble.

Los Angeles Dodgers’ manager

Over the course of a season, a miscue will cost you more than a good play.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer

Son, nobody is half as good as Mickey Mantle.

baseball player

The Houston Astros play in a vast indoor stadium known as the Astrodome, but the problem is they field a half-vast team.

American baseball player

They expect an umpire to be perfect on opening day and to improve as the season goes on.

American baseball umpire

They shouldn’t throw at me; I’m the father of five or six kids.

professional baseball player

I reckon I tried everything on the old apple, but salt and pepper and chocolate sauce topping.

American baseball pitcher

To last as long as I did with the skills I had, with the numbers I produced, was a triumph of the human spirit.

(1935 – ) American baseball player, sportscaster, comedian & actor

One thing you learned as a Cubs fan: when you bought your ticket, you could bank on seeing the bottom of the ninth.

(1926 – 2016) American baseball player, announcer & television host

There’s no crying in baseball!

(1956 – ) American movie actor

If I'd known I was going to pitch a no-hitter today, I would have gotten a haircut.

professional baseball player

There are three types of baseball players: those who make it happen, those who watch it happen, and those who wonder what happens.

Los Angeles Dodgers’ manager

It shows what you can accomplish if you stay up all night drinking whiskey all the time.

Restaurant owner

In 1962 I was named Minor League Player of the Year… it was my second season in the bigs.

(1935 – ) American baseball player, sportscaster, comedian & actor

I’m glad I don’t play anymore; I could never learn all of those handshakes.

professional baseball player & announcer

The only good thing about playing for Cleveland is you don't have to make road trips there.

American baseball player

Jay Bell is 0-for-6 in this series with 10 homers and 52 RBIs.

(1922 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer