Subject: Sports » Baseball (Page 24)

Bauer taught me how to dress, how to talk — and how to drink.

(1931 – 1995) American baseball player

A sense of humor and a good bullpen.

(1931 – ) American baseball player & manager

Mike Caldwell, the Padres’ right-handed southpaw, will pitch tonight.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer

(He) simply lost that sun-blown popup.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer

When I am right, no one remembers. When I am wrong, no one forgets.

American baseball umpire

Ron Guidry is not very big, maybe 140 pounds, but he has an arm like a lion.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer

I was so bad, I couldn’t have driven Miss Daisy home.

baseball player

I hate the minor leagues. I'd rather go out to lunch with my ex-wife's attorney, then play in the minors.

baseball player

A manager's job is simple. For one hundred sixty-two games you try not to screw up all that smart stuff your organization did last December.

(1930 – 2013) American baseball manager

I led the league in “Go get ‘em next time.”

(1935 – ) American baseball player, sportscaster, comedian & actor

The way to make coaches think you’re in shape in the spring is to get a tan.

American baseball player

I'd have a better chance of catching flies with chopsticks.

baseball player

I throw the ball as hard as ever, but it just takes longer to get to the plate.

American baseball pitcher

All of his saves have come during relief appearances.

(1922 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer

He (Don Drysdale) talks very well for a guy who's had two fingers in his mouth all his life.

(1925 – 2005) American baseball player & manager

If it weren’t for baseball, many kids wouldn’t know what a millionaire looked like.

(1917 – 2012) comedian & actress

(Willie) McCovey swings and misses, and it’s fouled back.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer

People think we make $3 million and $4 million a year; they don’t realize that most of us only make $500,000.00.

professional baseball player

That was a maximization of a minimization of hits.

professional baseball player

They say some of my stars drink whiskey, but I have found that ones who drink milkshakes don't win many ball games.

(1890 – 1975) American baseball manager

A string of good alibis.

professional baseball manager