Subject: Sports » Baseball (Page 26)

Zane Smith is a guy who can shut you out as well as look at you.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer

It ain't like football. You can't make up no trick plays.

(1925 – 2015) baseball player, coach & manager

Ronald Reagan has held the two most demeaning jobs in the country; President of the United States and radio broadcaster for the Chicago Cubs.

(1941 – ) columnist, commentator & editor

You used to think if the score was 5-0, he'd hit a five-run home run.

professional baseball player

 I heard doctors revived a man who had been dead for 4½ minutes – when they asked him what it was like being dead, he said it was like listening to Yankees announcer Phil Rizzuto during a rain delay.

(1947 – ) comedian & television host

One rule I had was make your best pitch and back up third base; that relay might get away and you’ve got another shot at him.

(1908 – 1989) American baseball player

All the fat guys watch me and say to their wives, ‘See, there’s a fat guy doing okay. Bring me another beer.’

American baseball player

I'm the gooney bird that walked to the bank. I'm doing better than most of those guys who said I was crazy.

(1929 – ) American baseball player who had a well-publicized bipolar disorder

If it weren’t for baseball, many kids wouldn’t know what a millionaire looked like.

(1917 – 2012) comedian & actress

Nobody knows this [yet], but one of us has just been traded to Kansas City.

(1890 – 1975) American baseball manager

Overwhelming underdogs.

(1925 – 2015) baseball player, coach & manager

They've played on grass and they've played on Astroturf. What they should do is put down a layer of paper in Candlestick Park. After all, the Giants always look good on paper.

(1934 – 2005) American radio personality

Not intentionally, but I sweat easily.

(1908 – 1989) American baseball player

Even my players aren't players.

(1890 – 1975) American baseball manager

You won't find a single four-letter word in there… I don't go for that bullshit.

(1918 – ) American baseball pitcher

The only problem I really have in the outfield is with fly balls.

(1960 – ) Puerto Rican professional baseball player

Rookie Wilson was candidate for Mookie of the Year.

(1922 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer

It was strange. The only English words I saw were Sony and Mitsubishi.

American baseball player

A slump starts in your head and winds up in your stomach.

American baseball player

The trouble is not that players have sex the night before a game, it’s that they stay out all night looking for it.

(1890 – 1975) American baseball manager

It couldn't have happened to a greater guy… well, yes, it could have happened to me.

Los Angeles Dodgers’ manager