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I was such a dangerous hitter I even got intentional walks during batting practice.

(1890 – 1975) American baseball manager

The music sounds better, the wine tastes sweeter and the girls look better when we win.

professional baseball player

I guess I'll have to gain 60 pounds, start smoking a cigar and wear clothes that don't match.

American baseball player

When you’re 21, you're a prospect; when you’re 30, you’re a suspect.

baseball player

We have deep depth.

(1925 – 2015) baseball player, coach & manager

Next up is Fernando Gonzales, who is not playing tonight.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer

Orel Hershiser is the only Major League pitcher to have two consecutive pronouns in his surname.

American essayist

One thing you learned as a Cubs fan: when you bought your ticket, you could bank on seeing the bottom of the ninth.

(1926 – 2016) American baseball player, announcer & television host

You don’t realize how easy this game is until you get up in that broadcasting booth.

(1931 – 1995) American baseball player

If you play against him, you hate him; if you play with him, you hate him a little less.

(1964 – ) Venezuelan-American baseball player & manager

Slump, I ain’t in no slump… I just ain’t hitting.

(1925 – 2015) baseball player, coach & manager

Those amateur umpires are certainly flexing their fangs tonight.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer

They throw Winfield out at second, but he’s safe.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer

I broke in with four hits and the writers promptly declared they had seen the new Ty Cobb… it took me only a few days to correct that impression.

(1890 – 1975) American baseball manager

He could hit .300 with a fountain pen.

(1926 – 2016) American baseball player, announcer & television host

Most ball games are lost, not won.

(1890 – 1975) American baseball manager

I was offered a spot in an ad for neutering pets… not exactly what I had in mind.

American baseball pitcher

I hit a grand slam off Ron Herbel and when his manager Herman Franks came out to get him, he was bringing Herbel’s suitcase.

(1935 – ) American baseball player, sportscaster, comedian & actor

You wouldn’t have won if we’d beaten you.

(1925 – 2015) baseball player, coach & manager

If he'd just tip he cap once, he could be elected mayor of Boston in five minutes.

baseball player, coach & manager

These days baseball is different… you come to spring training, you get your legs ready, you arms loose, your agents ready, your lawyer lined up.

American baseball player