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It couldn't have happened to a greater guy… well, yes, it could have happened to me.

Los Angeles Dodgers’ manager

All of his saves have come during relief appearances.

(1922 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer

(Leo) Durocher claims he was sacked forty times (by Larry MacPhail) in his five years as Dodger manager, but I was there and I can verify only twenty-seven.

American baseball executive

I’m throwing twice as hard, but the ball is getting there half as fast.

(1908 – 1989) American baseball player

Haven't they suffered enough?

(1931 – 2012) American college football historian & television commentator

You can’t think and hit the ball at the same time.

(1925 – 2015) baseball player, coach & manager

He's the only guy I know who can go 4 for 3.

American baseball player

I had slumps that lasted into the winter.

(1935 – ) American baseball player, sportscaster, comedian & actor

A slump starts in your head and winds up in your stomach.

American baseball player

The series is already won, but I don’t know by which team.

professional baseball player

Rich Folkers is throwing up in the bullpen.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer

Ozzie Smith just made a play that I have never seen before; and he’s done it more times than anyone else.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer

Baseball has the great advantage over cricket of being sooner ended.

(1856 – 1950) Irish playwright & socialist

I never thought you could win a Pulitzer just for quoting Tommy Lasorda correctly.

(1919 – 1998) American sportswriter

I don’t know if he throws a spitball but he sure spits on the ball.

(1890 – 1975) American baseball manager

Do they leave it there during games?

American baseball pitcher

Next up is Fernando Gonzales, who is not playing tonight.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer

He slides into second with a stand up double.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer

They should move first base back one step to eliminate all those close plays.

professional baseball player

Yankees' owner George Steinbrenner is a first-and-ten capitalist in a bunt-and-run world.

American sportswriter

When they operated, I told them to put in a Koufax fastball. They did, but it was Mrs. Koufax's.

professional baseball pitcher