Subject: Sports » Baseball (Page 29)

Yankees' owner George Steinbrenner is a first-and-ten capitalist in a bunt-and-run world.

American sportswriter

Baseball, it is said, is only a game… true… and the Grand Canyon is only a hole in Arizona.

(1941 – ) columnist, commentator & editor

It’s nice to have a guy that young come along; we usually go out and find somebody who’s 47.

(1934 – 2010) American baseball manager

I signed with the Milwaukee Braves for three-thousand dollars; that bothered my dad at the time because he didn’t have that kind of dough… but he eventually scraped it up.

(1935 – ) American baseball player, sportscaster, comedian & actor

If we're going to win the pennant, we've got to start thinking we're not as good as we think we are.

(1890 – 1975) American baseball manager

Been in this game one-hundred years, but I see new ways to lose 'em I never knew existed before.

(1890 – 1975) American baseball manager

The new Haitian baseball can’t weigh more than four ounces or less than five.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer

Good pitching will always stop good hitting and vice-versa.

(1890 – 1975) American baseball manager

Sandy’s fastball was so fast, some batters would start to swing as he was on his way to the mound.

(1919 – 1998) American sportswriter

I believed in drug testing a long time ago… all through the Sixties I tested everything.

American baseball pitcher

Umpire's heaven is a place where he works third base every game; home is where the heartache is.

(1937 – 1995) American Major League Baseball umpire

We've got a problem here. Luis Tiant wants to use the bathroom, and it says no foreign objects in the toilets.

American baseball player

I was offered a spot in an ad for neutering pets… not exactly what I had in mind.

American baseball pitcher

Lefty Grove could throw a lamb chop past a wolf.

(1886 – 1969) American journalist & humorist

We've got to learn to stay out of triple plays.

(1890 – 1975) American baseball manager

The only good thing about playing for Cleveland is you don't have to make road trips there.

American baseball player

You can't expect Mr. Ed to keep up with Secretariat.

baseball player