Subject: Sports » Baseball (Page 29)

Nobody knows this [yet], but one of us has just been traded to Kansas City.

(1890 – 1975) American baseball manager

What’s everyone blaming me for? … Blame Felix; I wouldn’t have hit into the double-plays if he hadn’t hit singles.

American baseball player, manager & executive

Gonzo leaps like a giraffe and grabs it.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer

A manager's job is simple. For one hundred sixty-two games you try not to screw up all that smart stuff your organization did last December.

(1930 – 2013) American baseball manager

I don’t know if he throws a spitball but he sure spits on the ball.

(1890 – 1975) American baseball manager

I lost it in the sun!

professional baseball player

The Phillies beat the Cubs today in a doubleheader and that puts another keg in the Cubs’ coffin.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer

I don’t think we’re the oldest battery, but we’re certainly the ugliest.

(1925 – 2015) baseball player, coach & manager

I'm not the manager because I'm always right, but I'm always right because I'm the manager.

(1925 – 2005) American baseball player & manager

Managing a baseball team is like trying to make chicken salad out of chicken shit.

American baseball player

The Padres, after winning the first game of the doubleheader, are ahead here in the top of the fifth and hoping for a split.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer

What makes him unusual is that he thinks he's normal and everyone else is nuts.

American baseball manager

Cleveland’s Colon Has Emerged Smelling Like a Rose

Ozzie Smith just made a play that I have never seen before; and he’s done it more times than anyone else.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer

I’m glad I don’t play anymore; I could never learn all of those handshakes.

professional baseball player & announcer

When Charlie Finley had his heart operation it took eight hours…. seven just to find his heart.

professional baseball pitcher

Mike Caldwell, the Padres’ right-handed southpaw, will pitch tonight.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer