Subject: Sports » Baseball (Page 29)

The Chicago Cubs are like Rush Street – a lot of singles, but no action.

(1926 – 2016) American baseball player, announcer & television host

Why does everybody stand up and sing ‘Take Me Out to the Ballgame’ when they’re already there?

professional baseball player

Some quiet guys are inwardly outgoing.

(1922 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer

If (Pete) Rose’s streak was still intact, with that single to left, the fans would be throwing babies out of the upper deck.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer

I'm really not a Facebook or Twitter guy; I'm a prime-rib-and-baked-potato guy.

American baseball player & manager

I guess I'll have to gain 60 pounds, start smoking a cigar and wear clothes that don't match.

American baseball player

I believed in drug testing a long time ago… all through the Sixties I tested everything.

American baseball pitcher

People think we make $3 million and $4 million a year; they don’t realize that most of us only make $500,000.00.

professional baseball player

We are in such a slump that even the ones that aren’t drinkin’ aren’t hittin’.

(1890 – 1975) American baseball manager

This is not even close to what I envisioned a no-hitter would be.

American baseball pitcher

Lefty Grove could throw a lamb chop past a wolf.

(1886 – 1969) American journalist & humorist

The last time I saw anything like this I was playing for Tastee Freeze in the Little League.

professional baseball pitcher

That home run ties it up, 1-0.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer

Nolan Ryan is pitching much better now that he has his curve ball straightened out.

(1926 – 2016) American baseball player, announcer & television host

In baseball, you don’t know nothing.

(1925 – 2015) baseball player, coach & manager

If you start worrying about the people in the stands, before too long you're up in the stands with them.

Los Angeles Dodgers’ manager

Gossage puts guys like me on his cereal for breakfast. He's the most intimidating pitcher I've ever seen.

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