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Rooting for the Yankees is like rooting for U.S. Steel.

Joe E. Lewis

(1902 – 1971) American comedian & singer

Baseball Sports New York Yankees

Baseball's a very simple game. All you have to do is sit on your butt, spit tobacco, and nod at the stupid things your manager says.

Bill Lee

American baseball pitcher

Baseball Sports

Walk him and face the next guy.

Jody Davis

American baseball player

Baseball Sports On the best way to pitch to Mike Schmidt

I’m no different from anybody else with two arms, two legs, and 4,200 hits.

Pete Rose

American baseball player

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The hitter asks the owner to give him a big raise so he can go somewhere he's never been, and the owner says "You mean third base?"

No one hit home runs the way Babe (Ruth) did… they were something special… they were like homing pigeons; the ball would leave the bat, pause briefly, suddenly gain its bearings, then take off for the stands.

I’d like to help you, but you don’t drink.

The Yankees are only interested in one thing, and I don’t know what that is.

Baseball, it is said, is only a game… true… and the Grand Canyon is only a hole in Arizona.

I occasionally get birthday cards from fans, but it's often the same message… they hope it's my last.

I don’t like dogs… keep getting mustard on my catcher’s mitt.

Allen S. Sothoron pitched his initials off yesterday.

Harmon Killebrew has enough power to hit home runs in any park – including Yellowstone.

Defensively the Red Sox are a lot like Stonehenge. They are old, they don't move, and no one is certain why they are positioned the way they are.

Baseball is the only major sport that appears backwards in a mirror.

Being a White Sox fan meant measuring victory in terms of defeat. A 6-5 defeat was a good day. A big rally was Wally Moses doubling down the right-field line.

I walk into the clubhouse and it's like walking into the Mayo Clinic; we have four doctors, three therapists and five trainers. Back when I broke in, we had one trainer who carried a bottle of rubbing alcohol and by the seventh inning he had drunk it all.

When we played, World Series checks meant something; now all they do is screw up your taxes.

I went through life as "a player to be named later.”

It's like Christmas, except it's warmer.

It was better than a couple of years I had.

Rooting for the Yankees is like rooting for U.S. Steel.

Baseball's a very simple game. All you have to do is sit on your butt, spit tobacco, and nod at the stupid things your manager says.

Walk him and face the next guy.

I’m no different from anybody else with two arms, two legs, and 4,200 hits.