Subject: Sports » Baseball (Page 5)

Baseball is a game where a curve is an optical illusion, a screwball can be a pitch or a person, stealing is legal and you can spit anywhere you like except in the umpire's eye or on the ball.

(1919 – 1998) American sportswriter

A good ball club.

(1925 – 2015) baseball player, coach & manager

This guy's tough. He had a face that looked like it'd hold two days of rain.

Los Angeles Dodgers’ manager

Well, it looks like the all-star balloting is about over, especially in the National and American Leagues.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer

Ability is the art of getting credit for all the home runs somebody else hits.

(1890 – 1975) American baseball manager

That’s Hendrick’s 19th home run; one more and he reaches double figures.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer

Those amateur umpires are certainly flexing their fangs tonight.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer

The only good thing about playing for Cleveland is you don't have to make road trips there.

American baseball player

Last night's homer was Willie Stargell's 399th career home run, leaving him one shy of 500.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer

All the fat guys watch me and say to their wives, ‘See, there’s a fat guy doing okay. Bring me another beer.’

American baseball player

I'm really not a Facebook or Twitter guy; I'm a prime-rib-and-baked-potato guy.

American baseball player & manager

He (Don Drysdale) talks very well for a guy who's had two fingers in his mouth all his life.

(1925 – 2005) American baseball player & manager

Ninety feet between bases is perhaps as close a man has ever come to perfection.

(1905–1982) American sportswriter

The final score after eight innings is Giants 3, Padres 2.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer

Being named manager of the Seattle Mariners is like becoming the head chef at MacDonalds.

American sportswriter

Davis fouls out to third in fair territory.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer

The toughest call an umpire has to make is not the half-swing; the toughest call is throwing a guy out of the game after you blew the hell out of the play.

American baseball umpire

The other teams could make trouble for us if they win.

(1925 – 2015) baseball player, coach & manager

It shows what you can accomplish if you stay up all night drinking whiskey all the time.

Restaurant owner

Eric Show will be oh-for-ten if that pop fly comes down.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer

You wouldn’t have won if we’d beaten you.

(1925 – 2015) baseball player, coach & manager