Subject: Sports » Baseball (Page 6)

You don't hit with your face.

(1925 – 2015) baseball player, coach & manager

When I looked at the third base coach for a sign, he turned his back on me.

(1935 – ) American baseball player, sportscaster, comedian & actor

Sure I played, did you think I was born at the age of 70 sitting in a dugout trying to manage guys like you?

(1890 – 1975) American baseball manager

It’s the same as any other ball game you’ll remember as long as you live.

(1926 – 2016) American baseball player, announcer & television host

Overwhelming underdogs.

(1925 – 2015) baseball player, coach & manager

Jay Bell is 0-for-6 in this series with 10 homers and 52 RBIs.

(1922 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer

One time, I got pulled over at four a.m.; I was fined seventy-five dollars for being intoxicated and four-hundred for being with the Phillies.

(1935 – ) American baseball player, sportscaster, comedian & actor

Hey, Lou, it took you 15 years to get out of the game. Sometimes I’m out in 15 minutes.

(1908 – 1989) American baseball player

Statistics are about as interesting as first base coaches.

American baseball pitcher

If anyone wants me tell them I'm being embalmed.

(1890 – 1975) American baseball manager

We got a lot of guys not doing what their bubble-gum card says they can do.

professional baseball player & manager

Gossage puts guys like me on his cereal for breakfast. He's the most intimidating pitcher I've ever seen.

baseball player

Some people have a chip on their shoulder; Billy has a whole lumberyard.

(1919 – 1998) American sportswriter

Baseball happens to be a game of cumulative tension but football, basketball and hockey are played with hand grenades and machine guns. 

professional hockey player

You can’t think and hit the ball at the same time.

(1925 – 2015) baseball player, coach & manager

(He) simply lost that sun-blown popup.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer

I love doubleheaders; that way I get to keep my uniform on longer.

Los Angeles Dodgers’ manager

Two hundred million Americans, and there ain’t two good catchers among ‘em.

(1890 – 1975) American baseball manager

When you lose your hands, you can’t play baseball.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer

I signed with the Milwaukee Braves for three-thousand dollars; that bothered my dad at the time because he didn’t have that kind of dough… but he eventually scraped it up.

(1935 – ) American baseball player, sportscaster, comedian & actor

Baseball without fans is like Jayne Mansfield without a sweater.

(1902 – 1994) British-born American trial lawyer & author