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He is the best left fielder the Cardinals have, the best center fielder they have, the best first baseman they have. He is, in short, the best ball club in St. Louis and one of the best in the world.

(1905–1982) American sportswriter

You won't find a single four-letter word in there… I don't go for that bullshit.

(1918 – ) American baseball pitcher

Wait until Tommy (Lasorda) meets the Lord and finds out that He's wearing pinstripes.

American baseball pitcher

I was such a dangerous hitter I even got intentional walks during batting practice.

(1890 – 1975) American baseball manager

Winning is better than the next worse thing.

American baseball pitcher

The wind always seems to blow against catchers when they’re running.

(1925 – 2015) baseball player, coach & manager

I had some bad days in the field… but I didn’t take them home with me. I left them in a bar along the way.

professional baseball player & manager

Do they leave it there during games?

American baseball pitcher

Those amateur umpires are certainly flexing their fangs tonight.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer

Well, I guess I was just in the right place at the right time.

Dominican baseball player

Baseball is the only major sport that appears backwards in a mirror.

(1937 – 2008) stand-up comedian, social critic, actor & author

Edwards missed getting Stearns at third base by an eyeball.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer

If you act like you know what you’re doing, you can do anything you want… except neurosurgery.

professional baseball player

Overwhelming underdogs.

(1925 – 2015) baseball player, coach & manager

That home run ties it up, 1-0.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer

Well, I see in the game in Minnesota that Terry Felton has relieved himself on the mound in the second inning.

sportscaster & former professional baseball player

You don't hit with your face.

(1925 – 2015) baseball player, coach & manager

The Mets have gotten their leadoff hitter on base only once in this inning.

(1922 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer

I don’t think we’re the oldest battery, but we’re certainly the ugliest.

(1925 – 2015) baseball player, coach & manager

I asked my doctor how many more years I have left and he said, 'You're too ornery to die.'

(1929 – ) American baseball player who had a well-publicized bipolar disorder

The hardest thing to do in baseball is to hit a round baseball with a round bat, squarely.


(1918 – 2002) American baseball player