Subject: Sports » Baseball (Page 6)

Baseball is the only game left for people. To play basketball, you have to be 7 feet 6 inches. To play football, you have to be the same width.

(1914 – 1986) American baseball team owner & promoter

There are younger Aztec ruins.

sportswriter & newspaper columnist

Rooting for the Yankees is like rooting for U.S. Steel.

(1902 – 1971) American comedian & singer

Being an umpire is like being a king… it prepares you for nothing.

(1937 – 1995) American Major League Baseball umpire

Jay Bell is 0-for-6 in this series with 10 homers and 52 RBIs.

(1922 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer

Even my players aren't players.

(1890 – 1975) American baseball manager

When Charlie Finley had his heart operation it took eight hours…. seven just to find his heart.

professional baseball pitcher

That boy couldn't hit the ground if he fell out of an airplane.

(1890 – 1975) American baseball manager

A slump starts in your head and winds up in your stomach.

American baseball player

Allen S. Sothoron pitched his initials off yesterday.

(1886 – 1969) American journalist & humorist

I don’t think we’re the oldest battery, but we’re certainly the ugliest.

(1925 – 2015) baseball player, coach & manager

Ability is the art of getting credit for all the home runs somebody else hits.

(1890 – 1975) American baseball manager

There are three secrets to managing. The first secret is have patience. The second is be patient. And the third most important secret is patience.

baseball manager

There’ll be a man on the moon before he (Gaylord Perry) hits a home run.

(1922 – ) American baseball player & manager

Nolan Ryan is pitching much better now that he has his curve ball straightened out.

(1926 – 2016) American baseball player, announcer & television host

He (Satchel Paige) threw the ball as far from the bat and as close to the plate as possible.

(1890 – 1975) American baseball manager

The final score after eight innings is Giants 3, Padres 2.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer

The day I got a hit off Sandy Koufax was when he knew it was all over.

(1934 – 2010) American baseball manager

It’s the same as any other ball game you’ll remember as long as you live.

(1926 – 2016) American baseball player, announcer & television host

I have an amazing ability to forget.

(1925 – 2005) American baseball player & manager

The last time I saw anything like this I was playing for Tastee Freeze in the Little League.

professional baseball pitcher