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Bob Gibson was so mean he would knock you down and then meet you at home plate to see if you wanted to make something of it.

(1942 – ) American baseball player

All of his saves have come during relief appearances.

(1922 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer

Two hundred million Americans, and there ain’t two good catchers among ‘em.

(1890 – 1975) American baseball manager

Being a White Sox fan meant measuring victory in terms of defeat. A 6-5 defeat was a good day. A big rally was Wally Moses doubling down the right-field line.


Some of ours [umpires] is so crooked that they can lay in a berth only when the train’s making a curve.

(1885 – 1933) columnist & writer

Baseball is like church…. many attend, few understand.

(1906 – 1991) American baseball player, coach & manager

That’s the fourth extra base hit for the Padres – two doubles and a triple.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer

The Hall of Fame ceremonies are on the 31st and 32nd of July.

(1922 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer

I’m not an athlete; I’m a professional baseball player.

professional baseball player

I’m glad I don’t play anymore; I could never learn all of those handshakes.

professional baseball player & announcer

I never blame myself when I’m not hitting. I just blame the bat, and if it keeps up, I change bats; after all, if I know it isn’t my fault that I’m not hitting, how can I get mad at myself?

(1925 – 2015) baseball player, coach & manager

The final score after eight innings is Giants 3, Padres 2.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer

Willie Mays' glove is where triples go to die.

(1919 – 1998) American sportswriter

My biggest problem in the big leagues is that I can't figure out how to spend forty-three dollars in meal money.

baseball player

I occasionally get birthday cards from fans, but it's often the same message… they hope it's my last.

American baseball umpire

Say Satch, tell me, was Abraham Lincoln a crouch hitter?

(1908 – 1989) American baseball player

It's easy to stay in the majors for seven and a half years when you hit .300; but when you hit .216 like me, it's really an accomplishment.

professional baseball player

If it comes down to taking care of my mother in her old age and taking care of my center fielder in his young age, I hope she understands.

Owner of the Seattle Mariners

Davis fouls out to third in fair territory.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer

When you’re 21, you're a prospect; when you’re 30, you’re a suspect.

baseball player

I've had 117 fights and that's the first time I've ever won.

(1929 – ) American baseball player who had a well-publicized bipolar disorder