Subject: Sports » Baseball (Page 6)

It couldn't have happened to a greater guy… well, yes, it could have happened to me.

Los Angeles Dodgers’ manager

Hell, if KY jelly went off the market, the whole California Angels pitching staff would be out of baseball.

American baseball pitcher

A lot of things run through your head when you're going in to relieve in a tight spot. One of them was, "Should I spike myself?"

(1908 – 1989) American baseball player

Is that the best game you ever pitched?

There’s a shot up the alley… oh, it’s just foul.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer

Baseball has been good to me since I quit trying to play it.

(1931 – ) American baseball player & manager

It’s nice to have a guy that young come along; we usually go out and find somebody who’s 47.

(1934 – 2010) American baseball manager

Singles hitters drive Fords, home run hitters drive Cadillacs.

(1922 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer

Managing a baseball team is like trying to make chicken salad out of chicken shit.

American baseball player

The trouble is not that players have sex the night before a game, it’s that they stay out all night looking for it.

(1890 – 1975) American baseball manager

You used to think if the score was 5-0, he'd hit a five-run home run.

professional baseball player

If it weren’t for baseball, many kids wouldn’t know what a millionaire looked like.

(1917 – 2012) comedian & actress

If anyone wants me tell them I'm being embalmed.

(1890 – 1975) American baseball manager

No one's gonna give a damn in July if you lost a game in March.

(1930 – 2013) American baseball manager

I'd have a better chance of catching flies with chopsticks.

baseball player

He (Gil Hodges) fields better on one leg than anybody else I got on two.

(1890 – 1975) American baseball manager

He (Satchel Paige) threw the ball as far from the bat and as close to the plate as possible.

(1890 – 1975) American baseball manager

Being an umpire is like being a king… it prepares you for nothing.

(1937 – 1995) American Major League Baseball umpire

What’s everyone blaming me for? … Blame Felix; I wouldn’t have hit into the double-plays if he hadn’t hit singles.

American baseball player, manager & executive

That was a maximization of a minimization of hits.

professional baseball player

You have to give Pete credit for what he's accomplished; he never went to college and the only book he ever read was The Pete Rose Story.

Ex-wife of Pete Rose