Subject: Sports » Baseball (Page 8)

Knuckleball: A curveball that doesn't give a damn.

(1909 – 1973) American sports journalist

Bauer taught me how to dress, how to talk — and how to drink.

(1931 – 1995) American baseball player

Managing a baseball team is like trying to make chicken salad out of chicken shit.

American baseball player

Eric Show will be oh-for-ten if that pop fly comes down.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer

You should enter a ballpark the way you enter a church.

American baseball pitcher

You can't expect Mr. Ed to keep up with Secretariat.

baseball player

Reggie Jackson wouldn’t get into the batter’s box until he knew we were back from commercial; of course, [Bob] Uecker wanted to hit during the commercial.

sports announcer

If I knew he was gonna throw a no-hitter, I would have thrown one too.

professional baseball player

Turner pulls into second with a sun-blown double.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer

Kid, don't be messing around with my money.

(1922 – 2007) American baseball player & manager

That home run ties it up, 1-0.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer

Things were so bad in Chicago last summer, that by the fifth inning the White Sox were selling hot dogs to go.

American baseball player

Don't drink in the hotel bar, that's where I do my drinking.

(1890 – 1975) American baseball manager

There is a thin line between genius and insanity, and in Larry's case it was sometimes so thin you could see him drifting back and forth.

(1906 – 1991) American baseball player, coach & manager

The first guy who lays a finger on this blind old man is fined fifty bucks!

(1925 – 2005) American baseball player & manager

The other teams could make trouble for us if they win.

(1925 – 2015) baseball player, coach & manager

A stadium with the lights out.

American baseball pitcher

Detroit fans don't know anything about baseball. They couldn't tell the difference between baseball players and Japanese aviators.

American baseball player, manager & scout

Throwing people out of a game is like learning to ride a bicycle – once you get the hang of it, it can be a lot of fun.

(1937 – 1995) American Major League Baseball umpire

There are younger Aztec ruins.

sportswriter & newspaper columnist

Harmon Killebrew has enough power to hit home runs in any park – including Yellowstone.

American professional baseball player, manager & executive