Subject: Sports » Baseball (Page 8)

They say some of my stars drink whiskey, but I have found that ones who drink milkshakes don't win many ball games.

(1890 – 1975) American baseball manager

Bob Gibson was so mean he would knock you down and then meet you at home plate to see if you wanted to make something of it.

(1942 – ) American baseball player

I hate the minor leagues. I'd rather go out to lunch with my ex-wife's attorney, then play in the minors.

baseball player

When I came up to bat with three men on and two outs in the ninth, I looked in the other team’s dugout and they were already in street clothes.

(1935 – ) American baseball player, sportscaster, comedian & actor

Jay Bell is 0-for-6 in this series with 10 homers and 52 RBIs.

(1922 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer

Grubb goes back, back… he’s under the warning track and makes the play.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer

Baseball is a game which consists of tapping a ball with a piece of wood, then running like a lunatic.

Turner pulls into second with a sun-blown double.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer

There’ll be a man on the moon before he (Gaylord Perry) hits a home run.

(1922 – ) American baseball player & manager

I’m throwing twice as hard, but the ball is getting there half as fast.

(1908 – 1989) American baseball player

Ozzie makes a leaping, diving stop, shovels to Fernando and everybody drops everything.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer

His detractors faulted him for over managing and for giving more signs than the Coast Guard.

baseball writer

It shows what you can accomplish if you stay up all night drinking whiskey all the time.

Restaurant owner

Gehringer goes two for five on Opening Day and stays that way all season.

American baseball pitcher

The only good thing about playing for Cleveland is you don't have to make road trips there.

American baseball player

I refuse to call a 47-year-old white-haired man ’Sparky.’

baseball umpire

I was thinking about making a comeback, until I pulled a muscle vacuuming.

(1947 – ) professional baseball player

We need just two players to be a contender – just Babe Ruth and Sandy Koufax.

(1931 – ) American baseball player & manager

One percent of ballplayers are leaders of men. The other ninety-nine percent are followers of women.

baseball manager

If everyone were like him (Mitch Williams) I wouldn't play. I'd find a safer way to make a living.

baseball player

Baseball has the great advantage over cricket of being sooner ended.

(1856 – 1950) Irish playwright & socialist