Subject: Sports » Baseball (Page 8)

If he'd just tip he cap once, he could be elected mayor of Boston in five minutes.

baseball player, coach & manager

He's about 3′1″… I tell him to get his nose off my kneecap.

(1937 – 1995) American Major League Baseball umpire

It’s got lots of installation.

professional baseball player

I pitch like my hair’s on fire.

baseball player

Ronald Reagan has held the two most demeaning jobs in the country; President of the United States and radio broadcaster for the Chicago Cubs.

(1941 – ) columnist, commentator & editor

The series is already won, but I don’t know by which team.

professional baseball player

More than anyone else, he's (Hank Aaron) made me wish I wasn't a manager.

American baseball manager

We've got to learn to stay out of triple plays.

(1890 – 1975) American baseball manager

It took me seventeen years to get three thousand hits in baseball; I did it in one afternoon on the golf course.

(1934 – ) American baseball player

Well, I see in the game in Minnesota that Terry Felton has relieved himself on the mound in the second inning.

sportscaster & former professional baseball player

Sure, it's nice to win; but there's only one thing that's important to me and that's the money we're going to get, win or lose.

professional baseball player

I’d be willing to bet you, if I was a betting man, that I have never bet on baseball.

American baseball player

The first time I ever came into a game there [Yankee Stadium], I got in the bullpen car and they told me to lock the doors.

American baseball pitcher

The Cincinnati Reds are like a drill team; they should be managed by Jack Webb.

American baseball pitcher

I've seldom seen a horny player walk into a bar and not let out exactly what he did for a living.

(1947 – ) professional baseball player

It's possible to spend money anywhere in the world if you put your mind to it, something I proved conclusively by running up huge debts in Cincinnati.

(1906 – 1991) American baseball player, coach & manager

I found out that it's not good to talk about my troubles; eighty percent of the people don't care and the other twenty percent are glad you're having trouble.

Los Angeles Dodgers’ manager

If it weren’t for baseball, many kids wouldn’t know what a millionaire looked like.

(1917 – 2012) comedian & actress

The toughest call an umpire has to make is not the half-swing; the toughest call is throwing a guy out of the game after you blew the hell out of the play.

American baseball umpire

You've got to swing that bat; only the mailman walks.

American baseball player

Next up is Fernando Gonzales, who is not playing tonight.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer