Subject: Sports » Baseball (Page 9)

Some quiet guys are inwardly outgoing.

(1922 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer

When I looked at the third base coach for a sign, he turned his back on me.

(1935 – ) American baseball player, sportscaster, comedian & actor

Once a pitcher loses his fastball, he has to go to the garbage.

baseball player

The Padres, after winning the first game of the doubleheader, are ahead here in the top of the fifth and hoping for a split.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer

Ron Guidry is not very big, maybe 140 pounds, but he has an arm like a lion.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer

I've got a tip on the market for you fellows, buy Pennsylvania Railroad – because by tomorrow night about a dozen of you bums will be riding on it.

(1890 – 1975) American baseball manager

One time, I got pulled over at four a.m.; I was fined seventy-five dollars for being intoxicated and four-hundred for being with the Phillies.

(1935 – ) American baseball player, sportscaster, comedian & actor

If (Pete) Rose’s streak was still intact, with that single to left, the fans would be throwing babies out of the upper deck.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer

The secret of my success was clean living and a fast outfield.

(1908 – 1989) American baseball player

Today, Pittsburgh beat the Pirates, 6 to 6!

American sportscaster

I couldn't done it without my players.

(1890 – 1975) American baseball manager

I don't want to play golf. When I hit a ball, I want someone else to go chase it.

professional baseball player

I didn’t get a lot of awards as a player… but they did have a Bob Uecker Day Off for me once in Philly.

(1935 – ) American baseball player, sportscaster, comedian & actor

I'm really not a Facebook or Twitter guy; I'm a prime-rib-and-baked-potato guy.

American baseball player & manager

I don’t room with him [Babe Ruth]; I room with his suitcase.

professional baseball player

I was offered a spot in an ad for neutering pets… not exactly what I had in mind.

American baseball pitcher

Baseball is the only major sport that appears backwards in a mirror.

(1937 – 2008) stand-up comedian, social critic, actor & author

There are three types of baseball players: those who make it happen, those who watch it happen, and those who wonder what happens.

Los Angeles Dodgers’ manager

If anyone wants me tell them I'm being embalmed.

(1890 – 1975) American baseball manager

I remember one time going out to the mound to talk with Bob Gibson. He told me to get back behind the batter, that the only thing I knew about pitching was that it was hard to hit.

American baseball player & commentator

Managing is getting paid for home runs someone else hits.

(1890 – 1975) American baseball manager