Subject: Sports » Basketball

I don't know what kind of test they can give him; he's delirious half the time anyway.

American basketball coach

Complaints About NBA Referees Growing Ugly

George McGinnis has got the body of a Greek god and the running ability of a Greek goddess.

American sportscaster

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money. I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

American basketball player

The way my team are doing, we could get Wilt Chamberlain in a trade and find out that he's really two midgets Scotch-taped together.

American basketball player & coach

On his 916th game as coach at University of Alabama – I've been here so long that when I got here the Dead Sea wasn't even sick.

American basketball coach

So I'm ugly; I never saw anyone hit with his face.

(1925 – 2015) baseball player, coach & manager

I looked up in the stands and I thought I saw my wife and kids booing.

American basketball Coach

Interviewer: Auburn is a pretty good school; to graduate from there I suppose you really need to work hard and put forth maximum effort.

(1963 – ) American professional basketball player & sports personality

If it's your brain, you'll be fine. That's the smallest organ in your body.

(1963 – ) American professional basketball player & sports personality

I told Zollie Volchok [Sonics general manager] we needed an ultrasound machine and he asked me why we needed music in the locker room.

American basketball player & coach

If you had come with me, you could be the principal of a high school by now.

(1922 – 2002) American college basketball coach

Incompetence should not be confined to one sex.

American basketball player & coach

We're shooting 100 percent – 60 percent from the field and 40 percent from the free-throw line.

American basketball coach

Basketball is like war in that offensive weapons are developed first, and it always takes a while for the defense to catch up.

American basketball coach

Stevie Wonder could make one of 23 shots.

(1963 – ) American professional basketball player & sports personality

They say that nobody is perfect… then they tell you practice makes perfect. I wish they’d make up their minds.

professional basketball player

What do you have when you've got an agent buried up to his neck in sand? … Not enough sand.

(1941 – ) American basketball executive

My beard is the only beard in the history of Western civilization that makes Bob Dylan's look good.

American basketball player

Shooting is just like toenails. They may fall off occasionally, but you know they'll always come back.

American basketball player

The L.A. Lakers are so good they could run a fast break with a medicine ball.