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Hey Stanley, you could be a great player if you learned just two words: I'm full.

(1963 – ) American professional basketball player & sports personality
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I learned a long time ago that minor surgery is when they do the operation on someone else, not you.

American basketball player
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The earth in L.A. moved more in one hour than Benoit Benjamin did all last season with the Clippers.

American sports columnist & analyst
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When I went to Catholic high school in Philadelphia, we just had one coach for football and basketball. He took all of us who turned out and had us run through a forest. The ones who ran into the trees were on the football team.

American basketball coach
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There are only two plays that I know, Romeo and Juliet and put the damn ball in the basket.

(1922 – 2002) American college basketball coach
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The L.A. Lakers are so good they could run a fast break with a medicine ball.

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The Orlando Magic were so bad last season, the cheerleaders stayed home and phoned in their cheers.

(1941 – ) American basketball executive
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[I employ] two offenses: the GMA, or "general milling around," and the Daylight Offense, as in "The first guy who sees daylight after he crosses mid-court shoots."

(1922 – 2002) American college basketball coach
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So I'm ugly; I never saw anyone hit with his face.

(1925 – 2015) baseball player, coach & manager
Basketball Sports Yogi-isms

Incompetence should not be confined to one sex.

American basketball player & coach
Basketball Sports

We play a man-to-man defense. Person to person sounds like a telephone call.

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I told Zollie Volchok [Sonics general manager] we needed an ultrasound machine and he asked me why we needed music in the locker room.

American basketball player & coach
Basketball Entertainment Music Sports

Just give him the ball.

American basketball player
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So what if they're taller? We'll play big.

college basketball coach
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The game is too long, the season is too long and the players are too long.

American basketball executive
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I told you I needed to feed my family; they offered me 3 years at $21 million – that’s not going to cut it.

professional basketball player
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The rule was "No autopsy, no foul.”

Canadian basketball player
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Coaches who start listening to fans wind up sitting next to them.

professional basketball player & coach
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If a coach starts listening to the fans, he ends up sitting next to them.

professional basketball player & coach
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That’s the one with all the ‘No Passing’ signs.

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How can you call a foul on my man for using his eye to foul the other team’s player on his elbow?

(1922 – 2002) American college basketball coach
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