Subject: Sports » Basketball (Page 2)

Part of the charm of basketball lies in the fact that it's a simple game to understand. Players race up and down a fairly small area indoors and stuff the ball into a ring with Madonna's dress hanging on it.

(1929 – ) American author & sportswriter

If cocaine were helium, the NBA would float away.

American sportscaster

I don’t have any tricky plays, I’d rather have tricky players.

(1922 – 2002) American college basketball coach

Unstoppable, Baby!

professional basketball player

I won't say Wilt Chamberlain is the strongest man I've ever known, but when he wipes the sweat off his brow, people in the balcony get a bath.

basketball coach

If you can walk with your head in the clouds and keep your feet on the ground, you can make a million dollars in the NBA

Canadian hockey player

I’ve won at every level, except college and pro.

American basketball player

He [Magic Johnson] comes into the league with all that fancy stuff and they call it magic; I’ve been doing it for years and they call it schoolyard.

professional basketball player

Yeah, I regret we weren't on a higher floor.

(1963 – ) American professional basketball player & sports personality

If you had come with me, you could be the principal of a high school by now.

(1922 – 2002) American college basketball coach

I'll always remember this as the night Michael and I combined to score 70 points.

American basketball player

A tough day at the office is even tougher when your office contains spectator seating.

Our offense is like the Pythagorean theorem: There is no answer!

American basketball player

Coaches who start listening to fans wind up sitting next to them.

professional basketball player & coach

So what if they're taller? We'll play big.

college basketball coach

 I don't like talking about money; all I know is the good Lord must have wanted me to have it.

professional basketball player, coach & executive

Charles joined my family for a day at the beach and my children asked if they could go into the ocean; I had to tell them “Not right now kids, Charles is using it.”

(1941 – ) American basketball executive

It's almost like we have ESPN.

American basketball player

A lot is said about defense, but at the end of the game, the team with the most points wins, the other team loses.

(Bob Costas replied with just, Uh…well…ok.)

professional basketball player

Giving Magic the basketball is like giving Hitler an army, Jesse James a gang, or Genghis Khan a horse.

(1919 – 1998) American sportswriter

My nose didn't move… it definitely had position.

American basketball player