Subject: Sports » Basketball (Page 2)

We're shooting 100 percent – 60 percent from the field and 40 percent from the free-throw line.

American basketball coach

Ball handling and dribbling are my strongest weaknesses.

professional basketball player

I heard Tonya Harding is calling herself the Charles Barkley of figure skating; I was going to sue her for defamation of character, but then I realized I have no character.

(1963 – ) American professional basketball player & sports personality

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money. I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

American basketball player

Charles joined my family for a day at the beach and my children asked if they could go into the ocean; I had to tell them “Not right now kids, Charles is using it.”

(1941 – ) American basketball executive

We don’t pray after a game… that’s too late.

(1922 – 2002) American college basketball coach

The trouble with officials is they just don't care who wins.

American basketball player & coach

My nose didn't move… it definitely had position.

American basketball player

I don’t have any tricky plays, I’d rather have tricky players.

(1922 – 2002) American college basketball coach

Every time I think about changing a diaper, I run a little bit harder and a little bit faster to make sure I can afford a nanny until my daughter's old enough to take care of that herself.

(1963 – ) American professional basketball player & sports personality

I don't know what kind of test they can give him; he's delirious half the time anyway.

American basketball coach

So I'm ugly; I never saw anyone hit with his face.

(1925 – 2015) baseball player, coach & manager

I'm in favor of drug tests, just so long as they are multiple choice.

American basketball player & coach

The company should change its name to Mike.

American basketball player

You out rebounded a dead man by one.

(1922 – 2002) American college basketball coach

Coaches who start listening to fans wind up sitting next to them.

professional basketball player & coach

If cocaine were helium, the NBA would float away.

American sportscaster

That guy has muscles in places most people don't have places.

American basketball broadcaster

The earth in LA moved more in one hour than Benoit Benjamin did all last season with the Clippers.

American sports columnist & analyst

You might be a redneck if… your high school basketball game got rained out.

(1958 – ) stand-up comedian & television personality

Unstoppable, Baby!

professional basketball player