Subject: Sports » Basketball (Page 3)

Incompetence should not be confined to one sex.

American basketball player & coach
Basketball Sports

You can run a lot of plays when your X is twice as big as the other guy's O.

American basketball player & coach
Basketball Sports

It was the toughest seven-man zone we faced all year.

(1922 – 2002) American college basketball coach
Basketball Sports

I call Los Angeles the city of alternatives. If you don't like mountains, we got the ocean. If you don't like Knott's Berry Farm, we've got Disneyland. If you don't like basketball, we've got the Clippers.

American television personality
Basketball Sports

That’s the one with all the ‘No Passing’ signs.

Basketball Sports

So I'm ugly; I never saw anyone hit with his face.

(1925 – 2015) baseball player, coach & manager
Basketball Sports Yogi-isms

 You mean in the state?

(1922 – 2002) American college basketball coach
Basketball Sports

He had eyes in his ears.

American basketball announcer
Basketball Sports

Hey, some places this would be a foul!

(1922 – 2002) American college basketball coach
Basketball Sports

I believe in higher education… you know, 6'8", 6'9", 6'10."

Basketball Sports

To win, you've got to put the ball in the macramé.

American basketball player
Basketball Sports

So what if they're taller? We'll play big.

college basketball coach
Appearance Basketball Body Sports

All I know is, as long as I led the Southeastern Conference in scoring, my grades would be fine.

(1963 – ) American professional basketball player & sports personality
Basketball Education School Sports

I just hope she doesn't start before I go in the Hall of Fame. That way, I won't have to kill anybody before I get inducted.

(1963 – ) American professional basketball player & sports personality
Basketball Dating Relationships Sports

My nose didn't move… it definitely had position.

American basketball player
Basketball Sports

You can't even jump high enough to touch the rim, unless they put a Big Mac on it.

(1963 – ) American professional basketball player & sports personality
Basketball Body Sports

In my prime I could have handled Michael Jordan; of course, he would have been only 12 years old.

American basketball player & coach
Basketball Sports

When I went to Catholic high school in Philadelphia, we just had one coach for football and basketball. He took all of us who turned out and had us run through a forest. The ones who ran into the trees were on the football team.

American basketball coach
Basketball Football Sports

We may have broken rules … but we did not cheat.

Connecticut basketball coach
Basketball Sports

Yeah… it’s called defense, I mean I wouldn't know anything about it personally but I've heard about it through the grapevine.

(1963 – ) American professional basketball player & sports personality
Basketball Sports

The company should change its name to Mike.

American basketball player
Basketball Sports