Subject: Sports » Basketball (Page 3)

We went to Alaska once and they made us honorary Alaskans. Then we went to Hawaii and they made us honorary Hawaiians. We're going to the Virgin Islands this year.

(1922 – 2002) American college basketball coach

You can run a lot of plays when your X is twice as big as the other guy's O.

American basketball player & coach

I think that the team that wins game five will win the series… unless we lose game five.

(1963 – ) American professional basketball player & sports personality

I can’t keep referring to basketball players as Khloe Kardashian’s husband and his friends.

(1983 – ) American comedian & actor

 I don't think we've been beaten by officials more than five times this season.

college basketball coach

You can't even jump high enough to touch the rim, unless they put a Big Mac on it.

(1963 – ) American professional basketball player & sports personality

That guy has muscles in places most people don't have places.

American basketball broadcaster

I'm in favor of drug tests, just so long as they are multiple choice.

American basketball player & coach

We may have broken rules … but we did not cheat.

Connecticut basketball coach

The trouble with officials is they just don't care who wins.

American basketball player & coach

Just give him the ball.

American basketball player

Yeah… it’s called defense, I mean I wouldn't know anything about it personally but I've heard about it through the grapevine.

(1963 – ) American professional basketball player & sports personality

So I'm ugly; I never saw anyone hit with his face.

(1925 – 2015) baseball player, coach & manager

We are in the business of kicking butt and business is very, very good.

(1963 – ) American professional basketball player & sports personality

Unstoppable, Baby!

professional basketball player

You might be a redneck if… your high school basketball game got rained out.

(1958 – ) stand-up comedian & television personality

It's almost like we have ESPN.

American basketball player

Incompetence should not be confined to one sex.

American basketball player & coach

The company should change its name to Mike.

American basketball player

We have a great bunch of outside shooters; unfortunately, all our games are played indoors.

basketball coach

In my prime I could have handled Michael Jordan; of course, he would have been only 12 years old.

American basketball player & coach