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It’s almost like we have ESPN.

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The L.A. Lakers are so good they could run a fast break with a medicine ball.

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We can’t win at home… we can’t win on the road; as general manager, I just can’t figure out where else to play.

(1941 – ) American basketball executive
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I learned a long time ago that minor surgery is when they do the operation on someone else, not you.

American basketball player
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I believe in higher education… you know, 6'8", 6'9", 6'10."

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When I was recruited at Auburn, they took me to a strip joint; when I saw those titties on Buffy, I knew that Auburn met my academic requirements.

(1963 – ) American professional basketball player & sports personality
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Our offense is like the Pythagorean theorem: There is no answer!

American basketball player
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Yeah, I regret we weren't on a higher floor.

(1963 – ) American professional basketball player & sports personality
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For over 20 years the Boston Celtics have stood for something. The only thing they stand for now is the [national] anthem.

American sportswriter
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This players getting taller thing is getting out of hand. What we need to do is sink the baskets into the floor at each end of the court and recruit midgets.

(1922 – 2002) American college basketball coach
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We don’t pray after a game… that’s too late.

(1922 – 2002) American college basketball coach
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George McGinnis has got the body of a Greek god and the running ability of a Greek goddess.

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Complaints About NBA Referees Growing Ugly

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All I know is, as long as I led the Southeastern Conference in scoring, my grades would be fine.

(1963 – ) American professional basketball player & sports personality
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We may have broken rules … but we did not cheat.

Connecticut basketball coach
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Bill Walton is incredible; if you drop a toothpick on his foot, he'll have a stress fracture.

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What do you have when you've got an agent buried up to his neck in sand? … Not enough sand.

(1941 – ) American basketball executive
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If you go out with a girl and they say she has a great personality, she's ugly; if they tell you a guy works hard, he can't play a lick… same thing.

(1963 – ) American professional basketball player & sports personality
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Magic Johnson is the best player who plays on the ground, and Michael Jordan is the best player who plays in the air.

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Because there are no fours.

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Baseball happens to be a game of cumulative tension but football, basketball and hockey are played with hand grenades and machine guns.

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