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I'd never buy my girl a watch… she's already got a clock over the stove.

(1963 – ) American professional basketball player & sports personality
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Interviewer: Auburn is a pretty good school; to graduate from there I suppose you really need to work hard and put forth maximum effort.

(1963 – ) American professional basketball player & sports personality
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We play a man-to-man defense. Person to person sounds like a telephone call.

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We have a great bunch of outside shooters; unfortunately, all our games are played indoors.

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I play my regulars; the only way a guy gets off the floor is if he dies.

(1922 – 2002) American college basketball coach
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We told Stanley Roberts to go on a water diet, and Lake Superior disappeared.

(1941 – ) American basketball executive
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He had eyes in his ears.

American basketball announcer
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I haven't been able to slam-dunk the basketball for the past five years… or, for the thirty-eight years before that, either.

(1947 – ) American columnist & humorist
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Coaches who start listening to fans wind up sitting next to them.

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We can't win at home and we can't win on the road. My problem as general manager is I can't think of another place to play.

(1941 – ) American basketball executive
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The company should change its name to Mike.

American basketball player
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When I was recruited at Auburn, they took me to a strip joint; when I saw those titties on Buffy, I knew that Auburn met my academic requirements.

(1963 – ) American professional basketball player & sports personality
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Hell, there ain't but 15 black millionaires in the whole country & half of 'em are right here in this room.

(1963 – ) American professional basketball player & sports personality
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I told Zollie Volchok [Sonics general manager] we needed an ultrasound machine and he asked me why we needed music in the locker room.

American basketball player & coach
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Hey Stanley, you could be a great player if you learned just two words: I'm full.

(1963 – ) American professional basketball player & sports personality
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Hey, some places this would be a foul!

(1922 – 2002) American college basketball coach
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Stevie Wonder could make one of 23 shots.

(1963 – ) American professional basketball player & sports personality
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I learned a long time ago that minor surgery is when they do the operation on someone else, not you.

American basketball player
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Shooting is just like toenails. They may fall off occasionally, but you know they'll always come back.

American basketball player
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On his 916th game as coach at University of Alabama – I've been here so long that when I got here the Dead Sea wasn't even sick.

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He [Magic Johnson] comes into the league with all that fancy stuff and they call it magic; I’ve been doing it for years and they call it schoolyard.

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