Subject: Sports » Basketball (Page 5)

We’ll just have to see if they can keep this Cinderella slipper alive.

When Xavier McDaniel plays against Orlando Wooldridge, it's a coach's dream – X vs O.

American basketball player

After a heavy reverse – It was an 'AW game. We were AWful and they were AWesome.

I won't say Wilt Chamberlain is the strongest man I've ever known, but when he wipes the sweat off his brow, people in the balcony get a bath.

basketball coach

I play my regulars; the only way a guy gets off the floor is if he dies.

(1922 – 2002) American college basketball coach

We're shooting 100 percent – 60 percent from the field and 40 percent from the free-throw line.

American basketball coach

The earth in LA moved more in one hour than Benoit Benjamin did all last season with the Clippers.

American sports columnist & analyst

I think that the team that wins game five will win the series… unless we lose game five.

(1963 – ) American professional basketball player & sports personality

If you’re going to make every game a matter of life or death, you’re going to have a lot of problems… for one thing, you’ll be dead a lot.

(1931 – ) American college basketball coach

I sight down my nose to shoot, and now my nose isn't straight since I broke it. That's why my shooting has been off.

American basketball player

Any time Detroit scores more than 100 points and holds the other team below 100 points, they almost always win.

professional basketball player

If cocaine were helium, the NBA would float away.

American sportscaster

The earth in L.A. moved more in one hour than Benoit Benjamin did all last season with the Clippers.

American sports columnist & analyst

My beard is the only beard in the history of Western civilization that makes Bob Dylan's look good.

American basketball player

 I don't think we've been beaten by officials more than five times this season.

college basketball coach

We told Stanley Roberts to go on a water diet, and Lake Superior disappeared.

(1941 – ) American basketball executive

It’s almost like we have ESPN.

professional basketball player

You can't even jump high enough to touch the rim, unless they put a Big Mac on it.

(1963 – ) American professional basketball player & sports personality

The L.A. Lakers are so good they could run a fast break with a medicine ball.

It was the toughest seven-man zone we faced all year.

(1922 – 2002) American college basketball coach

Fans never fall asleep at our games because they're afraid they might get hit with a pass.

American basketball coach