Subject: Sports » Basketball (Page 6)

Because there are no fours.

professional basketball player

George McGinnis has got the body of a Greek god and the running ability of a Greek goddess.

American sportscaster

I think that the team that wins game five will win the series… unless we lose game five.

(1963 – ) American professional basketball player & sports personality

I look at the NBA as a football game without the helmet.

American basketball player & broadcaster

How can you call a foul on my man for using his eye to foul the other team’s player on his elbow?

(1922 – 2002) American college basketball coach

Charles joined my family for a day at the beach and my children asked if they could go into the ocean; I had to tell them “Not right now kids, Charles is using it.”

(1941 – ) American basketball executive

Shooting is just like toenails. They may fall off occasionally, but you know they'll always come back.

American basketball player

It was the toughest seven-man zone we faced all year.

(1922 – 2002) American college basketball coach

Bill Walton is incredible; if you drop a toothpick on his foot, he'll have a stress fracture.

American basketball coach

Stevie Wonder could make one of 23 shots.

(1963 – ) American professional basketball player & sports personality

The Minutemen are not tall in terms of height.

Basketball analyst & sportscaster

I don't know what kind of test they can give him; he's delirious half the time anyway.

American basketball coach

I haven't been able to slam-dunk the basketball for the past five years… or, for the thirty-eight years before that, either.

(1947 – ) American columnist & humorist

Kids are great. That's one of the best things about our business, all the kids you get to meet. It's a shame they have to grow up to be regular people and come to the games and call you names.

(1963 – ) American professional basketball player & sports personality

Interviewer: Did you graduate from Auburn?
Charles: No, but I have a couple people working for me who did.

(1963 – ) American professional basketball player & sports personality

I miss America. I miss crime and murder. I miss Philadelphia. There hasn't been a brutal stabbing or anything here the last 24 hours. I've missed it.

(1963 – ) American professional basketball player & sports personality

I don't hate anyone, at least not for more than 48 minutes, barring overtime.

(1963 – ) American professional basketball player & sports personality

I looked up in the stands and I thought I saw my wife and kids booing.

American basketball Coach

Giving Magic the basketball is like giving Hitler an army, Jesse James a gang, or Genghis Khan a horse.

(1919 – 1998) American sportswriter

These are my new shoes. They’re good shoes. They won’t make you rich like me, they won’t make you rebound like me, they definitely won’t make you handsome like me. They’ll only make you have shoes like me. That’s it.

(1963 – ) American professional basketball player & sports personality

After a heavy reverse – It was an 'AW game. We were AWful and they were AWesome.