Subject: Sports » Basketball (Page 6)

We don’t need refs, but I guess white guys need something to do.

(1963 – ) American professional basketball player & sports personality
Basketball People Sports

You might be a redneck if… your high school basketball game got rained out.

(1958 – ) stand-up comedian & television personality
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I’ve been dunked on by (Vitaly) Potapenko and now (Zan) Tabak; the good part is that they don’t make posters of those guys.

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I sight down my nose to shoot, and now my nose isn't straight since I broke it. That's why my shooting has been off.

American basketball player
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It looks like a stickup at 7-Eleven. Five guys standing there with their hands in the air.


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I told him, ‘Son, what is it with you? … Is it ignorance or apathy?’

He said, ‘Coach, I don’t know and I don’t care.’

American basketball coach & executive
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To win, you've got to put the ball in the macramé.

American basketball player
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If I had a dollar for every time someone asked me that question… wait a minute, I do have a dollar for every time I've been asked that question.

American basketball player & coach
Basketball Situations Sports

Shooting is just like toenails. They may fall off occasionally, but you know they'll always come back.

American basketball player
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The L.A. Lakers are so good they could run a fast break with a medicine ball.

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It’s almost like we have ESPN.

professional basketball player
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Part of the charm of basketball lies in the fact that it's a simple game to understand. Players race up and down a fairly small area indoors and stuff the ball into a ring with Madonna's dress hanging on it.

(1929 – ) American author & sportswriter
Basketball Sports

The secret is to have eight great players and four others who will cheer like crazy.

American basketball coach
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Stevie Wonder could make one of 23 shots.

(1963 – ) American professional basketball player & sports personality
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We told Stanley Roberts to go on a water diet, and Lake Superior disappeared.

(1941 – ) American basketball executive
Basketball Sports

They say that nobody is perfect… then they tell you practice makes perfect. I wish they’d make up their minds.

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The way to stop Kareem Abdul-Jabbar is to get real close to him and breathe on his goggles.

American basketball player
Basketball Sports

I can’t keep referring to basketball players as Khloe Kardashian’s husband and his friends.

(1983 – ) American comedian & actor
Basketball Sports

We can't win at home and we can't win on the road. My problem as general manager is I can't think of another place to play.

(1941 – ) American basketball executive
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We lost some mighty good boys from last year because of paroles, but, crime being what it is, we've picked up some good ones since then, too.

basketball coach
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Coaches who start listening to fans wind up sitting next to them.

professional basketball player & coach
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