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Frank Bruno says I'm chicken. Well you can tell him I've come home to roost.

Joe Bugner

American boxer

Boxing Sports

I lost it by default, not de-punch.

John Conteh

English boxer

Boxing Sports After being stripped of his world light-heavyweight title

Mike Tyson dropped me and when I looked up, the count was on five. I said to myself, ‘Damn, whatever happened to one to four.’

Buster Mathis Jr.

American boxer

Boxing Sports After being knocked out by Mike Tyson

If I could take a punch like that, I might have been able to think up a name besides George for all my sons.

George Foreman

(1949 – ) American boxing champion

Boxing Sports Each of his five sons is named George

He can do it the hard way, get beat up for 12 rounds and end up in the hospital. Or, he can do it the easy way, get hit on the chin and go to sleep.

James Toney

American boxer

Boxing Sports On his upcoming fight with John Ruiz

There are certain things you can't get back, like the elastic in your socks.

Eddie Futch

boxing trainer

Boxing Sports On boxing comebacks

Magri has to do well against the unknown Mexican who comes from a famous family of five boxing brothers.

Harry Carpenter

British sports commentator

Boxing Misspokements Sports

He's got a cut on his left eye… it's just below his eyebrow.

Harry Carpenter

British sports commentator

Boxing Misspokements Sports

Hector Camacho's great-dream is to die in his own arms.

Irving Rudd

Boxing press agent

Boxing Characteristics Sports Ego Hector Camacho

The Rock didn't know too much about the boxing book, but it wasn't a book he hit me with. It was a whole library of bone crushers.

Joe Louis

(1914 – 1981) American boxing champion

Boxing Sports Of Rocky Marciano

The current version of Buster Mathis [Jr.] boasts not just a Michelin man waist but an embonpoint thai would give him a better shot at starring in the next Wonderbra poster than winning a boxing title.

Boxing Sports On Tyson's second comeback opponent

One day Don King will asphyxiate by the force of his own exhaust.

Carmen Graziano

boxing trainer

Boxing Sports Don King

I had Bernard Taylor five rounds ahead going into their fifth round.

Alan Minter

English professional boxer

Boxing Sports Bernard Taylor

Floyd Patterson is everything a world heavyweight champion should be… except busy.

Rocky Marciano

American boxing champion

Boxing Sports Floyd Patterson

Joe Bugner fought Bruno like the objective of boxing was to get hit on the jaw.

Jim Jacobs

boxing film collector

Boxing Sports Joe Bugner

Boxing is the only sport you can get your brain shook, your money took and your name in the undertaker book.

Joe Frazier

American boxing champion

Boxing Sports

I can only see it going one way, that’s my way. How it’s actually going to go I can't really say.

Nick Wilshire

English boxer

Boxing Misspokements Sports

George Foreman can knock down an oak tree, but oak trees don't move.

Angelo Dundee

American boxing trainer

Boxing Sports Referring to Muhammad Ali

Now it comes to a simple equation – who can stand the heat.

Harry Carpenter

British sports commentator

Boxing Misspokements Sports

Don King is one of the great humanitarians of our time. He has risen above that great term, prejudice. He has screwed everybody he has ever been around. Hog, dog, or frog, it don't matter to Don. If you got a quarter, he wants the first 26 cents.

Randall “Tex” Cobb

(1950 – ) American boxer & actor

Boxing Insults Sports Don King

He's a guy who gets up at six o'clock in the morning regardless of what time it is.

Lou Duva

(1922 – ) boxing trainer & manager

Boxing Misspokements Sports On heavyweight Andrew Golata’s training regimen

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Subject: Sports » Boxing (Page 10)

Frank Bruno says I'm chicken. Well you can tell him I've come home to roost.

I lost it by default, not de-punch.

Mike Tyson dropped me and when I looked up, the count was on five. I said to myself, ‘Damn, whatever happened to one to four.’

If I could take a punch like that, I might have been able to think up a name besides George for all my sons.

He can do it the hard way, get beat up for 12 rounds and end up in the hospital. Or, he can do it the easy way, get hit on the chin and go to sleep.

There are certain things you can't get back, like the elastic in your socks.

Magri has to do well against the unknown Mexican who comes from a famous family of five boxing brothers.

He's got a cut on his left eye… it's just below his eyebrow.

Hector Camacho's great-dream is to die in his own arms.

The Rock didn't know too much about the boxing book, but it wasn't a book he hit me with. It was a whole library of bone crushers.

The current version of Buster Mathis [Jr.] boasts not just a Michelin man waist but an embonpoint thai would give him a better shot at starring in the next Wonderbra poster than winning a boxing title.

One day Don King will asphyxiate by the force of his own exhaust.

I had Bernard Taylor five rounds ahead going into their fifth round.

Floyd Patterson is everything a world heavyweight champion should be… except busy.

Joe Bugner fought Bruno like the objective of boxing was to get hit on the jaw.

Boxing is the only sport you can get your brain shook, your money took and your name in the undertaker book.

I can only see it going one way, that’s my way. How it’s actually going to go I can't really say.

George Foreman can knock down an oak tree, but oak trees don't move.

Now it comes to a simple equation – who can stand the heat.

Don King is one of the great humanitarians of our time. He has risen above that great term, prejudice. He has screwed everybody he has ever been around. Hog, dog, or frog, it don't matter to Don. If you got a quarter, he wants the first 26 cents.

He's a guy who gets up at six o'clock in the morning regardless of what time it is.