Subject: Sports » Boxing (Page 11)

They say they have picked Justin Fortune because he's the same height as Mike Tyson… so is my wife.

English boxing manager & promoter

Why should I feel sorry for Ali? He got two and a half-million dollars for being beaten up. Most of us in this city have to pay for the privilege.

I saw on HBO they were advertising a boxing match: “It's a fight to the finish” … that's a good place to end.

(1968 – 2005) American stand-up comedian

He'll have a lot of fun. George will keep him in stitches.

boxing physician

I get worried when a guy goes down, in case he doesn't get up – for me to hit him again.

British boxer

Don King is one of the great humanitarians of our time. He has risen above that great term, prejudice. He has screwed everybody he has ever been around. Hog, dog, or frog, it don't matter to Don. If you got a quarter, he wants the first 26 cents.

(1950 – ) American boxer & actor

[boxing promoter] Bob Arum is one of the worst people in the western hemisphere. I don't know the eastern hemisphere very well, but I suspect he'd be one of the worst people there too, if he went.

boxing manager & trainer

Jake LaMotta and I fought six times. We almost got married.

(1921 – 1989) American boxing champion

Me and Jake LaMotta grew up in the same neighborhood. You wanna know how popular Jake was? When we played hide and seek, nobody ever looked for LaMotta.

(1919 – 1990) American boxing champion

My head looks like ET gone wrong.

English boxer

In boxing, it's one against one, whereas in rugby league you have 13 guys coming at you, all trying to do you damage. Mind you, my last fight was a bit like that.

British boxer

If you think Barkley was mad before the fight, wait until he sees how many people are taking part of his purse.

professional boxing promoter

Standing across the ring from Joe Louis and knowing he wants to go home early.

(1909–1959) American boxing champion

Boxing is show-business with blood.

(1853 – 1931) American theatrical producer, impresario, director & playwright

Now it comes to a simple equation – who can stand the heat.

British sports commentator

If school had started at 4:00 in the afternoon, I'd be a college graduate today.

(1949 – ) American boxing champion

Sure, as long as he ties a 56 lb. weight to each leg.

English boxing champion

I fought Sugar [Ray Robinson] so many times, I’m surprised I’m not diabetic; but I did have him off the canvas once… when he stepped over my body to leave the ring.

(1921 – ) American boxing champion

I’ll bet the hardest thing about prize fightin’ is pickin’ up yer teeth with a boxin’ glove on.

(1868 – 1930) cartoonist, humorist & journalist

I can only see it going one way, that’s my way. How it’s actually going to go I can't really say.

English boxer

I wish I had put ballet shoes on him and not boxing gloves.