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Jake LaMotta and I fought six times. We almost got married.

‘Sugar Ray’ Robinson

(1921 – 1989) American boxing champion

Boxing Sports

Let the other guy have whatever he wants before the fight. Once the bell rings he's gonna be disappointed anyway.

George Foreman

(1949 – ) American boxing champion

Boxing Sports

I'm always into a positive black image. Whenever Leon Spinks fights I always pray, 'Dear Lord, please don't let them interview Leon on TV.'

Arsenio Hall

American television personality

Boxing People Sports Blacks Leon Spinks

This fight will be the nastiest thing you'll ever see; I've been sober for six weeks, and that makes me vicious.

Randall “Tex” Cobb

(1950 – ) American boxer & actor

Boxing Sports On his upcoming fight with Michael Dokes

I saw on HBO they were advertising a boxing match: “It's a fight to the finish” … that's a good place to end.

Mitch Hedberg

(1968 – 2005) American stand-up comedian

Boxing Sports Fight to the finish

Sure, as long as he ties a 56 lb. weight to each leg.

Brian London

English boxing champion

Boxing Sports Muhammad Ali On if he would fight Ali again

The current version of Buster Mathis [Jr.] boasts not just a Michelin man waist but an embonpoint thai would give him a better shot at starring in the next Wonderbra poster than winning a boxing title.

Boxing Sports On Tyson's second comeback opponent

Magri has to do well against the unknown Mexican who comes from a famous family of five boxing brothers.

Harry Carpenter

British sports commentator

Boxing Misspokements Sports

I’ll bet the hardest thing about prize fightin’ is pickin’ up yer teeth with a boxin’ glove on.

Frank ‘Kin’ Hubbard

(1868 – 1930) cartoonist, humorist & journalist

Boxing Sports

It's like someone jammed an electric light bulb in your face, and busted it. I thought half my head was blowed off… When he knocked me down I could have stayed there for three weeks.

James J. Braddock

American boxing champion

Boxing Sports On being hit by Joe Louis Punches

Boxing writers are the only people out there who have less constructive jobs than what I do; I don't do nothing but hit people, and those mothers don't do nothing but write about what I do!

Randall “Tex” Cobb

(1950 – ) American boxer & actor

Boxing Sports Boxing writers

I came from a dirt farm, now I'm filthy rich.

Larry Holmes

American boxing champion

Boxing Money Sports

If I fought Evander [Holyfield] with a baseball bat, I would win the fight… but it would be by decision.

Taft Corbett

Boxing Sports Evander Holyfield

I’ve seen George Foreman shadow boxing and the shadow won.

Muhammad Ali

(1942 – ) American boxing champion

Boxing Insults Sports George Foreman

He stings like a bee, but lives like a W.A.S.P.

Eamonn Andrews

Irish radio & television presenter

Boxing Sports On Muhammad Ali’s flamboyant lifestyle

Nah, I’m just a prizefighter.

Rocky Graziano

(1919 – 1990) American boxing champion

Boxing Misspokements Sports When asked if he was a pugilist

Well, we have been trying to get Elvis… he's been dead long enough.

Ray Foreman

brother of boxer champion George

Boxing Sports Playing along with suggestions that his brother George was fighting stiffs

Hector Camacho's great-dream is to die in his own arms.

Irving Rudd

Boxing press agent

Boxing Characteristics Sports Ego Hector Camacho

He’s a guy who gets up at six o’clock in the morning regardless of what time it is.

Lou Duva

(1922 – ) boxing trainer & manager

Boxing Misspokements Sports On the training regime of heavyweight Andrew Golota

Frank Bruno has a chin of such pure Waterford crystal; it gives rise to the old adage that people who live in glass jaws shouldn't throw punches. The biggest danger in fighting Bruno is that you might get hit by flying glass.

Jim Murray

(1919 – 1998) American sportswriter

Boxing Sports Frank Bruno

I fought Sugar [Ray Robinson] so many times, I’m surprised I’m not diabetic; but I did have him off the canvas once… when he stepped over my body to leave the ring.

Jake LaMotta

(1921 – ) American boxing champion

Boxing Sports Of boxer Sugar Ray Robinson

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Subject: Sports » Boxing (Page 12)

Jake LaMotta and I fought six times. We almost got married.

Let the other guy have whatever he wants before the fight. Once the bell rings he's gonna be disappointed anyway.

I'm always into a positive black image. Whenever Leon Spinks fights I always pray, 'Dear Lord, please don't let them interview Leon on TV.'

This fight will be the nastiest thing you'll ever see; I've been sober for six weeks, and that makes me vicious.

I saw on HBO they were advertising a boxing match: “It's a fight to the finish” … that's a good place to end.

Sure, as long as he ties a 56 lb. weight to each leg.

The current version of Buster Mathis [Jr.] boasts not just a Michelin man waist but an embonpoint thai would give him a better shot at starring in the next Wonderbra poster than winning a boxing title.

Magri has to do well against the unknown Mexican who comes from a famous family of five boxing brothers.

I’ll bet the hardest thing about prize fightin’ is pickin’ up yer teeth with a boxin’ glove on.

It's like someone jammed an electric light bulb in your face, and busted it. I thought half my head was blowed off… When he knocked me down I could have stayed there for three weeks.

Boxing writers are the only people out there who have less constructive jobs than what I do; I don't do nothing but hit people, and those mothers don't do nothing but write about what I do!

I came from a dirt farm, now I'm filthy rich.

If I fought Evander [Holyfield] with a baseball bat, I would win the fight… but it would be by decision.

I’ve seen George Foreman shadow boxing and the shadow won.

He stings like a bee, but lives like a W.A.S.P.

Nah, I’m just a prizefighter.

Well, we have been trying to get Elvis… he's been dead long enough.

Hector Camacho's great-dream is to die in his own arms.

He’s a guy who gets up at six o’clock in the morning regardless of what time it is.

Frank Bruno has a chin of such pure Waterford crystal; it gives rise to the old adage that people who live in glass jaws shouldn't throw punches. The biggest danger in fighting Bruno is that you might get hit by flying glass.

I fought Sugar [Ray Robinson] so many times, I’m surprised I’m not diabetic; but I did have him off the canvas once… when he stepped over my body to leave the ring.