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Boxing
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I don't know, I've never hit myself.
Randall “Tex” Cobb
(1950 – ) American boxer & actor
Boxing
Sports
On being asked his best punch
I figured I'd find him sooner or later but I never did. I asked myself, "Where did he go?" I knew he was there because he kept hitting me.
Tony Sibson
British boxing champion
Boxing
Sports
On being beaten in a match
The referee is the most important man in the ring besides the two fighters.
George Foreman
(1949 – ) American boxing champion
Boxing
Misspokements
Sports
Referees
Hey, you're a white guy, do something about this!
Randall “Tex” Cobb
(1950 – ) American boxer & actor
Boxing
Sports
To the ref in the Larry Holmes fight
I'm the best heavyweight in Canada and I'll still be the best when I'm dead seven years.
George Chuvalo
Canadian boxing champion
Boxing
Canada
Places
Sports
At the start of the seventh round of a match with Jack Thompson, Sam Langford extended his glove, which was the usual ritual done before the final round of a boxing match.
A puzzled Thompson said: This ain't the last round, Sam.
Langford replied: It is for you.
Sam Langford
Canadian boxer
Boxing
Sports
A punch later Thompson was knocked unconscious
I miss the things like the camaraderie in the gym; I don’t miss being smacked in the mouth every day.
Barry McGuigan
Irish professional boxer
Boxing
Sports
After his retirement
The Rock didn't know too much about the boxing book, but it wasn't a book he hit me with. It was a whole library of bone crushers.
Joe Louis
(1914 – 1981) American boxing champion
Boxing
Sports
Of Rocky Marciano
Tyson fights like you stole something from him or said something nasty about his family.
Mike Acri
boxing promoter
Boxing
Sports
Mike Tyson
Mike Tyson dropped me and when I looked up, the count was on five. I said to myself, ‘Damn, whatever happened to one to four.’
Buster Mathis Jr.
American boxer
Boxing
Sports
After being knocked out by Mike Tyson
Sugar Ray Leonard was asked by Johnny Carson, “When do the wounds from the fight heal?”
His reply: “When the check clears.”
Sugar Ray Leonard
American boxing champion
Boxing
Sports
Wounds
The dumbest question I was ever asked by a sportswriter was whether I hit harder with red or white gloves. As a matter of fact, I hit harder with red.
Frank Crawford
American boxer
Boxing
Sports
After Buster Douglas knocked out Tyson – He's just like Humpty Dumpty. They're not going to be able to put Tyson back together again.
Boxing
Sports
It opens a spacious firmament to the bewildered eyes, wherein you discover more planets in a second than most distinguished astronomers observe in a lifetime.
Ned Donnelly
Boxing writer
Boxing
Sports
On taking a punch to the head
In his prime, Joe Bugner had the physique of a Greek statue, but he had fewer moves.
Hugh McIlvanney
(1934 – ) Scottish sports writer
Appearance
Body
Boxing
Sports
Joe Bugner
Since I've retired, I eat less, weigh less, train less and care less.
Ray Mancini
American boxing champion
Boxing
Sports
Interviewer: Have you ever thought of writing your autobiography?
Chris Eubank: On what?
Chris Eubank
British boxing champion
Boxing
Misspokements
Sports
I don't think his hands could take the abuse.
Randall “Tex” Cobb
(1950 – ) American boxer & actor
Boxing
Sports
On whether he wanted a rematch with Larry Holmes
I know it's said that I can't punch, but you should see me putting the cat out at night.
Chris Flnnegan
boxer
Boxing
Sports
Don King doesn't care about black or white. He just cares about green.
Larry Holmes
American boxing champion
Boxing
Money
Sports
Don King
Jack Dempsey hit me hardest, 'cos Dempsey hit me 211,000 dollars' worth, while Joe Louis only hit me 36,000 dollars' worth.
Jack Sharkey
American boxing champion
Boxing
Sports
Jack Dempsey
Punches
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