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He just wants to get in there and mash them. If you broke his arm, he'd kick you. If you broke his leg, he'd bite you. If you took out his teeth, he'd nut you. This boy wants to fight.

Brendan Ingle

Irish boxer

I wish I had put ballet shoes on him and not boxing gloves.

Hazel Frankham

Boxing Occupations Sports After her son Johnny was banned for life for hitting a referee

When if comes to ballyhoo, Muhammad Ali made Barnum and Bailey look like non-starters, and he had the incandescent quality of the real star which would have made him famous, even if his gift was knitting not fighting.

Michael Parkinson

English broadcaster, journalist & author

Boxing Sports Fame Muhammad Ali

Boxing writers are the only people out there who have less constructive jobs than what I do; I don't do nothing but hit people, and those mothers don't do nothing but write about what I do!

Randall “Tex” Cobb

(1950 – ) American boxer & actor

Boxing Sports Boxing writers

This boxer is doing what is expected of him, bleeding from his nose.

Harry Carpenter

British sports commentator

Boxing Misspokements Sports

You'll pardon me gentlemen if I make the fight short. I have a train to catch.

Sam Langford

Canadian boxer

Boxing Sports Before one of his boxing matches to the the crowd – he then knocked out his opponent in the first round and promptly left for the station – and caught the train!

Earnie Shavers could punch you in the neck and break your ankle.

Randall “Tex” Cobb

(1950 – ) American boxer & actor

Boxing Sports On Earnie Shavers

I’ll fight Lloyd Honeyghan for nothing if the price is right.

Marlon Starling

American professional boxer

Boxing Misspokements Sports

Venezuela! Great, that's the Italian city with the guys in the boats, right?

Mured Muhammad

American boxing promoter

Boxing Misspokements Places Sports Venice

Some people say George Foreman is fit as a fiddle, but I think he looks more like a cello.

Lou Duva

(1922 – ) boxing trainer & manager

Appearance Body Boxing Sports George Foreman

Every time I hear the name Joe Louis my nose starts to bleed.

Tommy Farr

British boxing champion

Boxing Sports Joe Louis

Joe Bugner: Get me Jesus Christ and I'll fight him tomorrow!
Mcllvanney: Joe, you're only saying that because you know he's got bad hands.

Hugh McIlvanney

(1934 – ) Scottish sports writer

Boxing Sports Joe Bugner

They told me Jack Bodell was awkward and he was… he fell awkwardly.

Jerry Quarry

American boxer

Boxing Sports After knocking out his opponent

Larry Holmes didn't beat me — he just won the first 15 rounds.

Randall “Tex” Cobb

(1950 – ) American boxer & actor

Boxing Sports Following his beating by Larry Holmes

In boxing the right cross-counter is distinctly one of those things it is more blessed to give than to receive.

P.G. Wodehouse

(1881 – 1975) English writer & humorist

Boxing Sports Punches

In boxing, it's one against one, whereas in rugby league you have 13 guys coming at you, all trying to do you damage. Mind you, my last fight was a bit like that.

Gary Mason

British boxer

Boxing Sports On taking up rugby league after his defeat by Lennox Lewis

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Subject: Sports » Boxing (Page 13)

He just wants to get in there and mash them. If you broke his arm, he'd kick you. If you broke his leg, he'd bite you. If you took out his teeth, he'd nut you. This boy wants to fight.

I wish I had put ballet shoes on him and not boxing gloves.

When if comes to ballyhoo, Muhammad Ali made Barnum and Bailey look like non-starters, and he had the incandescent quality of the real star which would have made him famous, even if his gift was knitting not fighting.

Boxing writers are the only people out there who have less constructive jobs than what I do; I don't do nothing but hit people, and those mothers don't do nothing but write about what I do!

This boxer is doing what is expected of him, bleeding from his nose.

You'll pardon me gentlemen if I make the fight short. I have a train to catch.

Earnie Shavers could punch you in the neck and break your ankle.

I’ll fight Lloyd Honeyghan for nothing if the price is right.

Venezuela! Great, that's the Italian city with the guys in the boats, right?

Some people say George Foreman is fit as a fiddle, but I think he looks more like a cello.

Every time I hear the name Joe Louis my nose starts to bleed.

Joe Bugner: Get me Jesus Christ and I'll fight him tomorrow!
Mcllvanney: Joe, you're only saying that because you know he's got bad hands.

They told me Jack Bodell was awkward and he was… he fell awkwardly.

Larry Holmes didn't beat me — he just won the first 15 rounds.

In boxing the right cross-counter is distinctly one of those things it is more blessed to give than to receive.

In boxing, it's one against one, whereas in rugby league you have 13 guys coming at you, all trying to do you damage. Mind you, my last fight was a bit like that.