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Hey, you're a white guy, do something about this!

Randall “Tex” Cobb

(1950 – ) American boxer & actor

Muhammad Ali was on a plane when a stewardess asked him to fasten his seat belt. Ali told the lady: Superman don't need no seat belt.
The stewardess told the champ: Superman don't need no plane!

Muhammad Ali

(1942 – ) American boxing champion

Boxing Sports Flying

He stings like a bee, but lives like a W.A.S.P.

Eamonn Andrews

Irish radio & television presenter

Boxing Sports On Muhammad Ali’s flamboyant lifestyle

There are more pleasant things to do than beat up people.

Muhammad Ali

(1942 – ) American boxing champion

Boxing Sports Pleasant things

Larry Holmes didn't beat me — he just won the first 15 rounds.

Randall “Tex” Cobb

(1950 – ) American boxer & actor

Boxing Sports Following his beating by Larry Holmes

Sure there have been injuries and deaths in boxing – but none of them serious.

Alan Minter

English professional boxer

Boxing Misspokements Sports

I can close any cut in the world in 50 seconds, so long as it ain't a total beheading.

Adolph Ritacco

boxing cut-man

Boxing Sports On his prowess as a cut-man

Boxing is the only sport you can get your brain shook, your money took and your name in the undertaker book.

Joe Frazier

American boxing champion

Boxing Sports

Marvelous oriental pace he's got, just like a Buddhist statue.

Harry Carpenter

British sports commentator

Boxing Misspokements Sports

I'm the best heavyweight in Canada and I'll still be the best when I'm dead seven years.

George Chuvalo

Canadian boxing champion

Boxing Canada Places Sports

I had Bernard Taylor five rounds ahead going into their fifth round.

Alan Minter

English professional boxer

Boxing Sports Bernard Taylor

He has turned defensive boxing into a poetic art; trouble is, nobody ever knocked anybody out with a poem.

Eddie Shaw

Blues saxophonist

Boxing Sports Referring to boxer Herol "Bomber" Graham

Gerry Cooney can't fight to keep warm.

Irving Rudd

Boxing press agent

Boxing Sports Gerry Cooney

Mike Tyson's not all that bad. If you dig deep … dig real deep, dig, dig, dig, dig, dig, deep, deep, go all the way to China … I'm sure, you'll find there's a nice guy in there.

George Foreman

(1949 – ) American boxing champion

Boxing Sports Mike Tyson

I don't know, I've never hit myself.

Randall “Tex” Cobb

(1950 – ) American boxer & actor

Boxing Sports On being asked his best punch

Butch Lewis is making no attempt to get out of the corner… and is hanging his chin out like a lantern in a storm.

Reg Gutteridge

English boxing journalist & commentator

Boxing Sports During a fight against Muhammad Ali

Since I've retired, I eat less, weigh less, train less and care less.

Ray Mancini

American boxing champion

Boxing Sports

One day Don King will asphyxiate by the force of his own exhaust.

Carmen Graziano

boxing trainer

Boxing Sports Don King

My toughest fight was with my first wife.

Muhammad Ali

(1942 – ) American boxing champion

Boxing Fights Marriage Relationships Sports Wives

If school had started at 4:00 in the afternoon, I'd be a college graduate today.

George Foreman

(1949 – ) American boxing champion

Boxing Education School Sports On liking to sleep late

Because this is a title fight, I can have four people in the corner and I'll have an extra cut-man. I'll also have an extra stool, one for Vinnie to sit on, and the other to throw at him if he doesn't listen to me.

Lou Duva

(1922 – ) boxing trainer & manager

Boxing Sports On Vinnie Pazienza fighting Greg Haugen

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Subject: Sports » Boxing (Page 2)

Hey, you're a white guy, do something about this!

Muhammad Ali was on a plane when a stewardess asked him to fasten his seat belt. Ali told the lady: Superman don't need no seat belt.
The stewardess told the champ: Superman don't need no plane!

He stings like a bee, but lives like a W.A.S.P.

There are more pleasant things to do than beat up people.

Larry Holmes didn't beat me — he just won the first 15 rounds.

Sure there have been injuries and deaths in boxing – but none of them serious.

I can close any cut in the world in 50 seconds, so long as it ain't a total beheading.

Boxing is the only sport you can get your brain shook, your money took and your name in the undertaker book.

Marvelous oriental pace he's got, just like a Buddhist statue.

I'm the best heavyweight in Canada and I'll still be the best when I'm dead seven years.

I had Bernard Taylor five rounds ahead going into their fifth round.

He has turned defensive boxing into a poetic art; trouble is, nobody ever knocked anybody out with a poem.

Gerry Cooney can't fight to keep warm.

Mike Tyson's not all that bad. If you dig deep … dig real deep, dig, dig, dig, dig, dig, deep, deep, go all the way to China … I'm sure, you'll find there's a nice guy in there.

I don't know, I've never hit myself.

Butch Lewis is making no attempt to get out of the corner… and is hanging his chin out like a lantern in a storm.

Since I've retired, I eat less, weigh less, train less and care less.

One day Don King will asphyxiate by the force of his own exhaust.

My toughest fight was with my first wife.

If school had started at 4:00 in the afternoon, I'd be a college graduate today.

Because this is a title fight, I can have four people in the corner and I'll have an extra cut-man. I'll also have an extra stool, one for Vinnie to sit on, and the other to throw at him if he doesn't listen to me.