Subject: Sports » Boxing (Page 3)

The Mexicans… these tiny little men from South America.

British sports commentator

I get worried when a guy goes down, in case he doesn't get up – for me to hit him again.

British boxer

Sure, as long as he ties a 56 lb. weight to each leg.

English boxing champion

The current version of Buster Mathis [Jr.] boasts not just a Michelin man waist but an embonpoint thai would give him a better shot at starring in the next Wonderbra poster than winning a boxing title.

I'm actually getting to sleep before I have breakfast.

(1950 – ) American boxer & actor

I’ll fight Lloyd Honeyghan for nothing if the price is right.

American professional boxer

Tyson fights like you stole something from him or said something nasty about his family.

boxing promoter

I'll beat him so bad he'll need a shoehorn to put his hat on.

(1942 – ) American boxing champion

He just wants to get in there and mash them. If you broke his arm, he'd kick you. If you broke his leg, he'd bite you. If you took out his teeth, he'd nut you. This boy wants to fight.

Irish boxer

I wish I had put ballet shoes on him and not boxing gloves.

It's strange… two guys in shorts competing for a belt; they should, at least, award them slacks or a shirt.

(1954 – ) comedian & television actor

Joe Bugner fought Bruno like the objective of boxing was to get hit on the jaw.

boxing film collector

Earnie Shavers could punch you in the neck and break your ankle.

(1950 – ) American boxer & actor

Boxing is a great exercise… as long as you can yell 'cut' whenever you want to.

(1946 – ) American actor

Frank Bruno says I'm chicken. Well you can tell him I've come home to roost.

American boxer

Before Don King started insulting me I was a complete unknown in this country. Now people stop me and ask for my autograph.

British boxing manager

Earnie hit me so hard, it shook my kinfolk back in Africa.

(1942 – ) American boxing champion

Everybody has a plan, ’till they get hit.

(1966 – ) American boxing champion

It don't matter as long as he can count up to ten.

American professional boxer

I'm not Mother Teresa. But I'm also not Charles Manson.

(1966 – ) American boxing champion

If they cut my bald head open, they will find one big boxing glove. That's all I am.

American boxing champion