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Let the other guy have whatever he wants before the fight. Once the bell rings he's gonna be disappointed anyway.

George Foreman

(1949 – ) American boxing champion

Boxing Sports

His potatoes kept getting cut eyes.

Reg Gutteridge

English boxing journalist & commentator

Boxing Sports On why Henry Cooper quit his greengrocer's business

I'll beat him so bad he'll need a shoehorn to put his hat on.

Muhammad Ali

(1942 – ) American boxing champion

Boxing Sports Exaggerations

His legs turned to spaghetti and I was all over him like the sauce.

Vinnie Pazienza

American boxer

Boxing Sports On hitting a shaken opponent

Anyone who weighs over 200 pounds can punch; I don't care if it's a broad.

Angelo Dundee

American boxing trainer

Boxing Sports Punches

My punches are just as hard in Chicago as in New York.

Sonny Liston

American professional boxer

Boxing Sports When a boxing match venue was changed to Chicago

Saying that Howard Cosell quit commensating on boxing because it's sleazy is like saying Nixon quit politics because it's crooked.

Paul Gereff

sportswriter

Boxing Sports Howard Cosell

You've got to come in with more than a left hook and a bad haircut to beat Lennox Lewis.

Lennox Lewis

British and Canadian boxing champion

Boxing Sports

You'll pardon me gentlemen if I make the fight short. I have a train to catch.

Sam Langford

Canadian boxer

Boxing Sports Before one of his boxing matches to the the crowd – he then knocked out his opponent in the first round and promptly left for the station – and caught the train!

Earnie Shavers could punch you in the neck and break your ankle.

Randall “Tex” Cobb

(1950 – ) American boxer & actor

Boxing Sports On Earnie Shavers

I'm actually getting to sleep before I have breakfast.

Randall “Tex” Cobb

(1950 – ) American boxer & actor

Boxing Sports On keeping sober during training

Joe Bugner: Get me Jesus Christ and I'll fight him tomorrow!
Mcllvanney: Joe, you're only saying that because you know he's got bad hands.

Hugh McIlvanney

(1934 – ) Scottish sports writer

Boxing Sports Joe Bugner

He can do it the hard way, get beat up for 12 rounds and end up in the hospital. Or, he can do it the easy way, get hit on the chin and go to sleep.

James Toney

American boxer

Boxing Sports On his upcoming fight with John Ruiz

I figured I'd find him sooner or later but I never did. I asked myself, "Where did he go?" I knew he was there because he kept hitting me.

Tony Sibson

British boxing champion

Boxing Sports On being beaten in a match

Well, we have been trying to get Elvis… he's been dead long enough.

Ray Foreman

brother of boxer champion George

Boxing Sports Playing along with suggestions that his brother George was fighting stiffs

I’m not fat.

Randall “Tex” Cobb

(1950 – ) American boxer & actor

Boxing Sports In response to a reporter who said Cobb was a fat cocaine snorting drunk

He’s a guy who gets up at six o’clock in the morning regardless of what time it is.

Lou Duva

(1922 – ) boxing trainer & manager

Boxing Misspokements Sports On the training regime of heavyweight Andrew Golota

I had Bernard Taylor five rounds ahead going into their fifth round.

Alan Minter

English professional boxer

Boxing Sports Bernard Taylor

When if comes to ballyhoo, Muhammad Ali made Barnum and Bailey look like non-starters, and he had the incandescent quality of the real star which would have made him famous, even if his gift was knitting not fighting.

Michael Parkinson

English broadcaster, journalist & author

Boxing Sports Fame Muhammad Ali

I came from a dirt farm, now I'm filthy rich.

Larry Holmes

American boxing champion

Boxing Money Sports

Mike Tyson dropped me and when I looked up, the count was on five. I said to myself, ‘Damn, whatever happened to one to four.’

Buster Mathis Jr.

American boxer

Boxing Sports After being knocked out by Mike Tyson

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Subject: Sports » Boxing (Page 3)

Let the other guy have whatever he wants before the fight. Once the bell rings he's gonna be disappointed anyway.

His potatoes kept getting cut eyes.

I'll beat him so bad he'll need a shoehorn to put his hat on.

His legs turned to spaghetti and I was all over him like the sauce.

Anyone who weighs over 200 pounds can punch; I don't care if it's a broad.

My punches are just as hard in Chicago as in New York.

Saying that Howard Cosell quit commensating on boxing because it's sleazy is like saying Nixon quit politics because it's crooked.

You've got to come in with more than a left hook and a bad haircut to beat Lennox Lewis.

You'll pardon me gentlemen if I make the fight short. I have a train to catch.

Earnie Shavers could punch you in the neck and break your ankle.

I'm actually getting to sleep before I have breakfast.

Joe Bugner: Get me Jesus Christ and I'll fight him tomorrow!
Mcllvanney: Joe, you're only saying that because you know he's got bad hands.

He can do it the hard way, get beat up for 12 rounds and end up in the hospital. Or, he can do it the easy way, get hit on the chin and go to sleep.

I figured I'd find him sooner or later but I never did. I asked myself, "Where did he go?" I knew he was there because he kept hitting me.

Well, we have been trying to get Elvis… he's been dead long enough.

I’m not fat.

He’s a guy who gets up at six o’clock in the morning regardless of what time it is.

I had Bernard Taylor five rounds ahead going into their fifth round.

When if comes to ballyhoo, Muhammad Ali made Barnum and Bailey look like non-starters, and he had the incandescent quality of the real star which would have made him famous, even if his gift was knitting not fighting.

I came from a dirt farm, now I'm filthy rich.

Mike Tyson dropped me and when I looked up, the count was on five. I said to myself, ‘Damn, whatever happened to one to four.’