Subject: Sports » Boxing (Page 3)

Standing across the ring from Joe Louis and knowing he wants to go home early.

(1909–1959) American boxing champion

They call Ray Robinson the best fighter, pound for pound. I'm the best fighter, ounce for ounce.

1922 – 2006) American boxing champion

My DNA is cheeseburgers.

(1949 – ) American boxing champion

A rematch with Mike Tyson is as attractive as Sam Fox and Maria Whittaker put together.

English boxer

Howard Cosell is nobody’s fool. He’s everybody’s fool.

(1942 – ) American boxing champion

Before the first Tyson fight, Frank Bruno figures to be the biggest British disaster since the Titanic. Las Vegas will bet you even money Bruno doesn't last the first round. He's 7-1 to lose, 6-1 to get knocked out, he's probably 7-5 to get killed.

(1919 – 1998) American sportswriter

Mexicans are always tough with lots of heart; Koreans raw and gritty; the poor British tend to stand up straight and take it on the chops, bleeding almost before the opening bell.

Canadian sportswriter

If they can make penicillin out of moldy bread, they can sure make something out of you.

(1942 – ) American boxing champion

George Chuvalo's best punch is a left cheek to the right glove.

American sportswriter

Earnie Shavers hit me, man, and knocked me face down on the canvas. I was in the land of make believe. I heard saxophones, trombones. I saw little blue rats, and they were all smoking cigars and drinking whisky.

American boxer

Every time I hear the name Joe Louis my nose starts to bleed.

British boxing champion

You'll pardon me gentlemen if I make the fight short. I have a train to catch.

Canadian boxer

He has turned defensive boxing into a poetic art; trouble is, nobody ever knocked anybody out with a poem.

Blues saxophonist

It opens a spacious firmament to the bewildered eyes, wherein you discover more planets in a second than most distinguished astronomers observe in a lifetime.

Boxing writer

With four sisters about the house, I could never get my hands on a comb.

American boxing champion

It has made the richest prize in sport the richest prize in sport.

American boxer

Well, we have been trying to get Elvis… he's been dead long enough.

brother of boxer champion George

I'm always into a positive black image. Whenever Leon Spinks fights I always pray, 'Dear Lord, please don't let them interview Leon on TV.'

American television personality

So many of [English sporting promoter] Barry Hearn's boxers end up in the hospital; he should sell his limousine and buy an ambulance.

British boxer

I'll do anything to keep from working for a living; if I've gotta fight a circus bear, then let's get the drawers on him and get it on!

(1950 – ) American boxer & actor

He's got a nutritionist, and I've got room service.

(1949 – ) American boxing champion