Subject: Sports » Boxing (Page 3)

It would be like the elephants standing up on two feet. It would be like the man being shot out of the cannon. It would be like a woman with a beard down to the floor. It would be the greatest show on earth.

(1949 – ) American boxing champion

I'll beat him so bad he'll need a shoehorn to put his hat on.

(1942 – ) American boxing champion

The bum was up and down so many times I thought he was an Otis elevator.

boxing trainer & manager

If I could take a punch like that, I might have been able to think up a name besides George for all my sons.

(1949 – ) American boxing champion

Ingemar Johansson is a leviathan with a strangler's hands and a smile like the beam of a lighthouse.

There are certain things you can't get back, like the elastic in your socks.

boxing trainer

If they can make penicillin out of moldy bread, they can sure make something out of you.

(1942 – ) American boxing champion

When I get done with 'Sweet Pea,' he'll be 'Split Pea.'

American boxer

Brian London possesses the most unbeautiful face – it looks as if it, at one time, fell apart and was reassembled by a drunken mechanic.

English broadcaster, journalist & author

Standing across the ring from Joe Louis and knowing he wants to go home early.

(1909–1959) American boxing champion

I've been knocked down more than any heavyweight champion in history, but I consider that a compliment, because I must have got up more than any heavyweight champion.

American boxing champion

I’m undisputed. There's no disputing that.

British and Canadian boxing champion

It has made the richest prize in sport the richest prize in sport.

American boxer

I'm concentrating so much I don't know what I'm doing half the time.

British boxer

My three best punches were the choke hold, the rabbit punch and the head butt.

American boxer

Naseem Hamed is naturally fit. I've seen more fat on a butcher's apron.

English boxing journalist & commentator

I’ll bet the hardest thing about prize fightin’ is pickin’ up yer teeth with a boxin’ glove on.

(1868 – 1930) cartoonist, humorist & journalist

It's like someone jammed an electric light bulb in your face, and busted it. I thought half my head was blowed off… When he knocked me down I could have stayed there for three weeks.

American boxing champion

George Foreman can knock down an oak tree, but oak trees don't move.

American boxing trainer

I fought Sugar [Ray Robinson] so many times, I’m surprised I’m not diabetic; but I did have him off the canvas once… when he stepped over my body to leave the ring.

(1921 – ) American boxing champion

Jake LaMotta and I fought six times. We almost got married.

(1921 – 1989) American boxing champion