Subject: Sports » Boxing (Page 4)

[boxing promoter] Bob Arum is one of the worst people in the western hemisphere. I don't know the eastern hemisphere very well, but I suspect he'd be one of the worst people there too, if he went.

boxing manager & trainer

Muhammad Ali is Muhammad Ali and compared to him all other men are earthlings.

American boxing trainer

Because this is a title fight, I can have four people in the corner and I'll have an extra cut-man. I'll also have an extra stool, one for Vinnie to sit on, and the other to throw at him if he doesn't listen to me.

(1922 – ) boxing trainer & manager

Hector Camacho's great-dream is to die in his own arms.

Boxing press agent

I got a guy who's short, stoop shouldered and balding with two left feet. They all look better than he does as far as the moves are concerned, but they don't look so good on the canvas.

American boxing trainer

Anyone who weighs over 200 pounds can punch; I don't care if it's a broad.

American boxing trainer

I'm actually getting to sleep before I have breakfast.

(1950 – ) American boxer & actor

Before the first Tyson fight, Frank Bruno figures to be the biggest British disaster since the Titanic. Las Vegas will bet you even money Bruno doesn't last the first round. He's 7-1 to lose, 6-1 to get knocked out, he's probably 7-5 to get killed.

(1919 – 1998) American sportswriter

If you think Barkley was mad before the fight, wait until he sees how many people are taking part of his purse.

professional boxing promoter

Sleep came as it must come to all British heavyweights, midway in the fifth round.

(1905–1982) American sportswriter

I'd rather be a lamppost in Denver than the mayor of Philadelphia.

American professional boxer

Sometimes Howard makes me wish I was a dog and he was a fireplug.

(1942 – ) American boxing champion

A rematch with Mike Tyson is as attractive as Sam Fox and Maria Whittaker put together.

English boxer

Boxing is show-business with blood.

(1853 – 1931) American theatrical producer, impresario, director & playwright

Me and Jake LaMotta grew up in the same neighborhood. You wanna know how popular Jake was? When we played hide and seek, nobody ever looked for LaMotta.

(1919 – 1990) American boxing champion

He's gonna need an industrial-strength toothpick to pick the leather out of his teeth. I'm gonna hit this man so hard he's gonna grow an Afro.

Canadian boxer

… standing there making a sitting target of himself.

English boxing manager & trainer

You can sum up this sport in two words: You never know.

(1922 – ) boxing trainer & manager

I can do my sport no greater service.

(1950 – ) American boxer & actor

I can only see it going one way, that’s my way. How it’s actually going to go I can't really say.

English boxer

Earnie hit me so hard, it shook my kinfolk back in Africa.

(1942 – ) American boxing champion