Subject: Sports » Boxing (Page 5)

Some people say George Foreman is fit as a fiddle, but I think he looks more like a cello.

(1922 – ) boxing trainer & manager

Marvelous oriental pace he's got, just like a Buddhist statue.

British sports commentator

You run for 45 minutes, you train for an hour and a half, and the rest of the time you just hang out and talk tough.

(1950 – ) American boxer & actor

A re-match with Eubank is not in my plans. I'm not interested in him because he's got nothing I want… except a Harley-Davidson motorbike.

British boxer

He can run, but he can't hide.

(1914 – 1981) American boxing champion

I told them sandwiches.

(1949 – ) American boxing champion

Because this is a title fight, I can have four people in the corner and I'll have an extra cut-man. I'll also have an extra stool, one for Vinnie to sit on, and the other to throw at him if he doesn't listen to me.

(1922 – ) boxing trainer & manager

That’s cricket, Harry, you get these sort of things in boxing.

(1926 – ) English sports commentator

When I got up I stuck to my plan… stumbling forward and getting hit in the face.

(1950 – ) American boxer & actor

I don't want to fight no Mexican roadsweepers no more.

British boxer

He went to the hospital with bleeding kidneys, and me… I went dancing with my wife.

Canadian boxing champion

It’s marvelous. You win the championship of the world and the first thing they say to you is ‘Piss off!’

Scottish boxer

They say they have picked Justin Fortune because he's the same height as Mike Tyson… so is my wife.

English boxing manager & promoter

Many mens have fell and stumbled when they meet big George in that square jungle.

Ukrainian heavyweight boxing champion

At the start of the seventh round of a match with Jack Thompson, Sam Langford extended his glove, which was the usual ritual done before the final round of a boxing match.
A puzzled Thompson said: This ain't the last round, Sam.
Langford replied: It is for you.

Canadian boxer

[boxing promoter] Bob Arum is one of the worst people in the western hemisphere. I don't know the eastern hemisphere very well, but I suspect he'd be one of the worst people there too, if he went.

boxing manager & trainer

I fear no man, but the dentist.

(1949 – ) American boxing champion

I've made the national anthem a six-point underdog.

American sports commentator & oddsmaker

If you screw things up in tennis, it's 15-love. If you screw up in boxing, it's your ass.

(1950 – ) American boxer & actor

Las Vegas is the oasis of outstretched palms.

English boxing journalist & commentator

Why waltz 10 rounds with an opponent if you can KO him in one?

American boxing champion