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You'll pardon me gentlemen if I make the fight short. I have a train to catch.

Canadian boxer

One day Don King will asphyxiate by the force of his own exhaust.

Carmen Graziano

boxing trainer

Boxing Sports Don King

Ali wouldn't have hit Joe Louis on the bum with a handful of rice.

Tommy Fair

American boxer

Boxing Sports Joe Louis Muhammad Ali

When I get done with 'Sweet Pea,' he'll be 'Split Pea.'

Greg Haugen

American boxer

Boxing Sports Before fighting Pernell 'Sweef Pea' Whitaker

Larry Holmes doesn't hit as hard as Earnie Shavers. Nobody hits like Shavers. If anybody hit harder than Shavers, I'd shoot him.

Randall “Tex” Cobb

(1950 – ) American boxer & actor

Boxing Sports Earnie Shavers Punches

Now it comes to a simple equation – who can stand the heat.

Harry Carpenter

British sports commentator

Boxing Misspokements Sports

Don King doesn't care about black or white. He just cares about green.

Larry Holmes

American boxing champion

Boxing Money Sports Don King

Since I didn't want to go round mugging old ladies or robbing banks, I took up boxing.

Frank Bruno

English boxer

Boxing Occupations Sports Work

In Willie DeWit, we have an all-American boy, even though he is a Canadian.

Billy Joe Fox

Boxing Misspokements Sports

It’s marvelous. You win the championship of the world and the first thing they say to you is ‘Piss off!’

Jim Watt

Scottish boxer

Boxing Sports On being asked for a drug test urine sample after winning a world title

Naseem Hamed is naturally fit. I've seen more fat on a butcher's apron.

Reg Gutteridge

English boxing journalist & commentator

Appearance Body Boxing Sports

Anyone who studied McCall's contribution to the fight would not have been surprised that he failed to hit a sample tube with the required amount afterwards. Bruno, of course, had no such trouble. He is well used to having the piss taken out of him by his fellow countrymen.

Peter Corrigan

sportswriter

Boxing Sports On rumors that Oliver McCall failed to provide a drug urine sample after his defeat by Frank Bruno

I can do my sport no greater service.

Randall “Tex” Cobb

(1950 – ) American boxer & actor

Boxing Sports After being told that commentator Howard Cosell had hung up his mic after being so appalled at the one-sidedness of the Holmes-Cobb fight

I'm concentrating so much I don't know what I'm doing half the time.

Mark Kaylor

British boxer

Boxing Intelligence Misspokements Sports Thinking

Not being born to parents who were accountants was probably my biggest mistake.

Chris Eubank

British boxing champion

Boxing Miscellaneous Sports

If I could take a punch like that, I might have been able to think up a name besides George for all my sons.

George Foreman

(1949 – ) American boxing champion

Boxing Sports Each of his five sons is named George

I can only see it going one way, that’s my way. How it’s actually going to go I can't really say.

Nick Wilshire

English boxer

Boxing Misspokements Sports

When I got up I stuck to my plan… stumbling forward and getting hit in the face.

Randall “Tex” Cobb

(1950 – ) American boxer & actor

Boxing Sports On his fight with Larry Holmes

Me and Jake LaMotta grew up in the same neighborhood. You wanna know how popular Jake was? When we played hide and seek, nobody ever looked for LaMotta.

Rocky Graziano

(1919 – 1990) American boxing champion

Boxing People Self Sports Jake LaMotta

My three best punches were the choke hold, the rabbit punch and the head butt.

Chuck Wepner

American boxer

Boxing Sports Punches

Hector Camacho's great-dream is to die in his own arms.

Irving Rudd

Boxing press agent

Boxing Characteristics Sports Ego Hector Camacho

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Subject: Sports » Boxing (Page 5)

You'll pardon me gentlemen if I make the fight short. I have a train to catch.

One day Don King will asphyxiate by the force of his own exhaust.

Ali wouldn't have hit Joe Louis on the bum with a handful of rice.

When I get done with 'Sweet Pea,' he'll be 'Split Pea.'

Larry Holmes doesn't hit as hard as Earnie Shavers. Nobody hits like Shavers. If anybody hit harder than Shavers, I'd shoot him.

Now it comes to a simple equation – who can stand the heat.

Don King doesn't care about black or white. He just cares about green.

Since I didn't want to go round mugging old ladies or robbing banks, I took up boxing.

In Willie DeWit, we have an all-American boy, even though he is a Canadian.

It’s marvelous. You win the championship of the world and the first thing they say to you is ‘Piss off!’

Naseem Hamed is naturally fit. I've seen more fat on a butcher's apron.

Anyone who studied McCall's contribution to the fight would not have been surprised that he failed to hit a sample tube with the required amount afterwards. Bruno, of course, had no such trouble. He is well used to having the piss taken out of him by his fellow countrymen.

I can do my sport no greater service.

I'm concentrating so much I don't know what I'm doing half the time.

Not being born to parents who were accountants was probably my biggest mistake.

If I could take a punch like that, I might have been able to think up a name besides George for all my sons.

I can only see it going one way, that’s my way. How it’s actually going to go I can't really say.

When I got up I stuck to my plan… stumbling forward and getting hit in the face.

Me and Jake LaMotta grew up in the same neighborhood. You wanna know how popular Jake was? When we played hide and seek, nobody ever looked for LaMotta.

My three best punches were the choke hold, the rabbit punch and the head butt.

Hector Camacho's great-dream is to die in his own arms.