Subject: Sports » Boxing (Page 6)

He just wants to get in there and mash them. If you broke his arm, he'd kick you. If you broke his leg, he'd bite you. If you took out his teeth, he'd nut you. This boy wants to fight.

Irish boxer

Buster Douglas went to bed as a 231-pound world champion and woke up as a 270-pound parade float.

American sports columnist

Ali wouldn't have hit Joe Louis on the bum with a handful of rice.

American boxer

I can close any cut in the world in 50 seconds, so long as it ain't a total beheading.

boxing cut-man

I'll bet the hardest thing about prize fighting is picking up your teeth with a boxing glove on.

(1868 – 1930) cartoonist, humorist & journalist

Frank Bruno says I'm chicken. Well you can tell him I've come home to roost.

American boxer

You're damn right I know where I am! I'm in Madison Square Garden getting the sh*t kicked out of me.

American boxer

You've got to come in with more than a left hook and a bad haircut to beat Lennox Lewis.

British and Canadian boxing champion

I don't want to fight no Mexican roadsweepers no more.

British boxer

It's strange… two guys in shorts competing for a belt; they should, at least, award them slacks or a shirt.

(1954 – ) comedian & television actor

If bullshit was poetry, Ray 'Boom Boom' Mancini's name would be 'Shakespeare.'

boxing manager

I'm going down so often these days you'd think I was making a blue movie.

English boxer

Since I didn't want to go round mugging old ladies or robbing banks, I took up boxing.

English boxer

Don King dresses like a pimp and speechifies like a store-front preacher.

boxing writer

Since I've retired, I eat less, weigh less, train less and care less.

American boxing champion

I know it's said that I can't punch, but you should see me putting the cat out at night.

boxer

Jake LaMotta and I fought six times. We almost got married.

(1921 – 1989) American boxing champion

I'm always into a positive black image. Whenever Leon Spinks fights I always pray, 'Dear Lord, please don't let them interview Leon on TV.'

American television personality

In Willie DeWit, we have an all-American boy, even though he is a Canadian.

I don't think his hands could take the abuse.

(1950 – ) American boxer & actor

Earnie Shavers could punch you in the neck and break your ankle.

(1950 – ) American boxer & actor