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They told me Jack Bodell was awkward and he was… he fell awkwardly.

Jerry Quarry

American boxer

I'll go another 15 rounds with Holmes if Howard will quit announcing football!

Randall “Tex” Cobb

(1950 – ) American boxer & actor

Boxing Sports About commentator Howard Cosell

Boxing: A mutual affliction of brain damage for the amusement of the public.

Anonymous

Boxing Definitions Sports

You'll pardon me gentlemen if I make the fight short. I have a train to catch.

Sam Langford

Canadian boxer

Boxing Sports Before one of his boxing matches to the the crowd – he then knocked out his opponent in the first round and promptly left for the station – and caught the train!

Brian London possesses the most unbeautiful face – it looks as if it, at one time, fell apart and was reassembled by a drunken mechanic.

Michael Parkinson

English broadcaster, journalist & author

Appearance Boxing Sports Brian London Faces

Frank Bruno's fall was that of a felled oak. As the dust settled there was a silence, and then followed the gentle rustle of falling leaves of greenbacks.

Frank Keating

(1944 – ) British sportswriter

Boxing Sports Frank Bruno

Buster Douglas went to bed as a 231-pound world champion and woke up as a 270-pound parade float.

Scott Ostler

American sports columnist

Appearance Body Boxing Fat Sports Buster Douglas

Mike Tyson dropped me and when I looked up, the count was on five. I said to myself, ‘Damn, whatever happened to one to four.’

Buster Mathis Jr.

American boxer

Boxing Sports After being knocked out by Mike Tyson

My God, kids today think that the laces are for tying up the gloves.

Fritzie Zivic

American boxer

Boxing Sports Boxing gloves

The Mexicans… these tiny little men from South America.

Harry Carpenter

British sports commentator

Boxing Misspokements People Sports

I miss the things like the camaraderie in the gym; I don’t miss being smacked in the mouth every day.

Barry McGuigan

Irish professional boxer

Boxing Sports After his retirement

George has three speeds… slow, stop, and wait a minute.

Angelo Dundee

American boxing trainer

Boxing Sports George Foreman

He can run, but he can't hide.

Joe Louis

(1914 – 1981) American boxing champion

Boxing Sports When a reporter asked about his upcoming match with Billy Conn

He'll have a lot of fun. George will keep him in stitches.

Ferdie Pacheco

boxing physician

Boxing Sports On Angelo Dundee agreeing to be George Foreman's cut man

Pose nude for Playgirl? … I wouldn't pose nude for Boxing News.

John Conteh

English boxer

Boxing Sports On an offer after becoming world champion

When I hit Jimmy with that left it felt like when you hit a baseball and it goes right into deep field.

Joe Frazier

American boxing champion

Boxing Misspokements Sports On knocking out Jimmy Ellis

If bullshit was poetry, Ray 'Boom Boom' Mancini's name would be 'Shakespeare.'

Dennis Rappaport

boxing manager

Boxing Sports Ray 'Boom Boom' Mancini

I'm always into a positive black image. Whenever Leon Spinks fights I always pray, 'Dear Lord, please don't let them interview Leon on TV.'

Arsenio Hall

American television personality

Boxing People Sports Blacks Leon Spinks

Mike's like a Gershwin or Beethoven. You go for the quality of the performance, not the longevity of it.

Don King

(1931 – ) American boxing promoter

Boxing Sports On the brevity of Mike Tyson's early fights

He went to the hospital with bleeding kidneys, and me… I went dancing with my wife.

George Chuvalo

Canadian boxing champion

Boxing Sports About his fight with Muhammad Ali

It opens a spacious firmament to the bewildered eyes, wherein you discover more planets in a second than most distinguished astronomers observe in a lifetime.

Ned Donnelly

Boxing writer

Boxing Sports On taking a punch to the head

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Subject: Sports » Boxing (Page 6)

They told me Jack Bodell was awkward and he was… he fell awkwardly.

I'll go another 15 rounds with Holmes if Howard will quit announcing football!

Boxing: A mutual affliction of brain damage for the amusement of the public.

You'll pardon me gentlemen if I make the fight short. I have a train to catch.

Brian London possesses the most unbeautiful face – it looks as if it, at one time, fell apart and was reassembled by a drunken mechanic.

Frank Bruno's fall was that of a felled oak. As the dust settled there was a silence, and then followed the gentle rustle of falling leaves of greenbacks.

Buster Douglas went to bed as a 231-pound world champion and woke up as a 270-pound parade float.

Mike Tyson dropped me and when I looked up, the count was on five. I said to myself, ‘Damn, whatever happened to one to four.’

My God, kids today think that the laces are for tying up the gloves.

The Mexicans… these tiny little men from South America.

I miss the things like the camaraderie in the gym; I don’t miss being smacked in the mouth every day.

George has three speeds… slow, stop, and wait a minute.

He can run, but he can't hide.

He'll have a lot of fun. George will keep him in stitches.

Pose nude for Playgirl? … I wouldn't pose nude for Boxing News.

When I hit Jimmy with that left it felt like when you hit a baseball and it goes right into deep field.

If bullshit was poetry, Ray 'Boom Boom' Mancini's name would be 'Shakespeare.'

I'm always into a positive black image. Whenever Leon Spinks fights I always pray, 'Dear Lord, please don't let them interview Leon on TV.'

Mike's like a Gershwin or Beethoven. You go for the quality of the performance, not the longevity of it.

He went to the hospital with bleeding kidneys, and me… I went dancing with my wife.

It opens a spacious firmament to the bewildered eyes, wherein you discover more planets in a second than most distinguished astronomers observe in a lifetime.