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Boxing
(Page 7)
Never in the ring of human conflict have so few taken so much from so many.
Saoul Mamby
American boxer
Boxing
Sports
Wordplay
On managers and promoters
Mexicans are always tough with lots of heart; Koreans raw and gritty; the poor British tend to stand up straight and take it on the chops, bleeding almost before the opening bell.
Stephen Brunt
Canadian sportswriter
Boxing
People
Sports
boxers
British
Koreans
Mexicans
Interviewer: Have you ever thought of writing your autobiography?
Chris Eubank: On what?
Chris Eubank
British boxing champion
Boxing
Misspokements
Sports
Sleep came as it must come to all British heavyweights, midway in the fifth round.
Red Smith
(1905–1982) American sportswriter
Boxing
Sports
Knock outs
On boxer Bruce Woodcock
Jack Dempsey hits like an epileptic pile-driver.
Harry Witwert
Boxing
Sports
Jack Dempsey
Punches
The bell went ding and I went dong.
Lloyd Honeyghan
British boxer
Boxing
On hitting Johnny Bumphus while he was still rising from his stool
Mike Tyson dropped me and when I looked up, the count was on five. I said to myself, ‘Damn, whatever happened to one to four.’
Buster Mathis Jr.
American boxer
Boxing
Sports
After being knocked out by Mike Tyson
Don King doesn't care about black or white. He just cares about green.
Larry Holmes
American boxing champion
Boxing
Money
Sports
Don King
He looks up at him through blood smeared lips.
Harry Carpenter
British sports commentator
Boxing
Misspokements
Sports
I told them sandwiches.
George Foreman
(1949 – ) American boxing champion
Boxing
Entertainment
Food/Drink
Sports
Television
On what he planned on building in an appearance on the TV show "Home Improvement"
My three best punches were the choke hold, the rabbit punch and the head butt.
Chuck Wepner
American boxer
Boxing
Sports
Punches
I've only ever seen Errol Christie fight once before and that was the best I've ever seen him fight.
Mark Kaylor
British boxer
Boxing
Misspokements
Sports
Errol Christie
I'll go another 15 rounds with Holmes if Howard will quit announcing football!
Randall “Tex” Cobb
(1950 – ) American boxer & actor
Boxing
Sports
About commentator Howard Cosell
I'm concentrating so much I don't know what I'm doing half the time.
Mark Kaylor
British boxer
Boxing
Intelligence
Misspokements
Sports
Thinking
Billy Wells was all chin from the waist up.
Frank Moran
American boxer
Boxing
Sports
No fighter comes into the ring hoping to win – he goes in hoping to win.
Henry Cooper
English boxing champion
Boxing
Misspokements
Sports
Boxing: A mutual affliction of brain damage for the amusement of the public.
Anonymous
Boxing
Definitions
Sports
Earnie hit me so hard, it shook my kinfolk back in Africa.
Muhammad Ali
(1942 – ) American boxing champion
Boxing
Sports
Of Earnie Shavers
I'm actually getting to sleep before I have breakfast.
Randall “Tex” Cobb
(1950 – ) American boxer & actor
Boxing
Sports
On keeping sober during training
If they cut my bald head open, they will find one big boxing glove. That's all I am.
Marvin Hagler
American boxing champion
Boxing
Self
Sports
He just wants to get in there and mash them. If you broke his arm, he'd kick you. If you broke his leg, he'd bite you. If you took out his teeth, he'd nut you. This boy wants to fight.
Brendan Ingle
Irish boxer
Boxing
Sports
On Naseem Hamed
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