Subject: Sports » Boxing (Page 8)

I saw on HBO they were advertising a boxing match: “It's a fight to the finish” … that's a good place to end.

(1968 – 2005) American stand-up comedian

It’s marvelous. You win the championship of the world and the first thing they say to you is ‘Piss off!’

Scottish boxer

When Mike Tyson gets mad, you don't need a referee, you need a priest.

(1919 – 1998) American sportswriter

Howard Cosell would rather shave a wild lion with a dull razor than fight me. 

(1942 – ) American boxing champion

Don King is one of the great humanitarians of our time. He has risen above that great term, prejudice. He has screwed everybody he has ever been around. Hog, dog, or frog, it don't matter to Don. If you got a quarter, he wants the first 26 cents.

(1950 – ) American boxer & actor

With four sisters about the house, I could never get my hands on a comb.

American boxing champion

Interviewer: Have you ever thought of writing your autobiography?

Chris Eubank: On what?

British boxing champion

Pedroza – the crown on his head hanging by a thread.

British sports commentator

My DNA is cheeseburgers.

(1949 – ) American boxing champion

Why would anyone expect him to come out smarter? … he went to prison for three years, not Princeton.

(1922 – ) boxing trainer & manager

It would be like the elephants standing up on two feet. It would be like the man being shot out of the cannon. It would be like a woman with a beard down to the floor. It would be the greatest show on earth.

(1949 – ) American boxing champion

The Mexicans… these tiny little men from South America.

British sports commentator

One day Don King will asphyxiate by the force of his own exhaust.

boxing trainer

Ingemar Johansson is a leviathan with a strangler's hands and a smile like the beam of a lighthouse.

I’ll fight Lloyd Honeyghan for nothing if the price is right.

American professional boxer

They call Ray Robinson the best fighter, pound for pound. I'm the best fighter, ounce for ounce.

1922 – 2006) American boxing champion

A rematch with Mike Tyson is as attractive as Sam Fox and Maria Whittaker put together.

English boxer

Larry Holmes doesn't hit as hard as Earnie Shavers. Nobody hits like Shavers. If anybody hit harder than Shavers, I'd shoot him.

(1950 – ) American boxer & actor

I wasn't talking to Holmes in there; every time I felt like saying something to him I found it hard because he kept putting his left hand in my mouth.

(1950 – ) American boxer & actor

I'm the best heavyweight in Canada and I'll still be the best when I'm dead seven years.

Canadian boxing champion

Frank Bruno says I'm chicken. Well you can tell him I've come home to roost.

American boxer