Subject: Sports » Boxing (Page 8)

Since I didn't want to go round mugging old ladies or robbing banks, I took up boxing.

English boxer

Mike Tyson dropped me and when I looked up, the count was on five. I said to myself, ‘Damn, whatever happened to one to four.’

American boxer

I figured I'd find him sooner or later but I never did. I asked myself, "Where did he go?" I knew he was there because he kept hitting me.

British boxing champion

I've been knocked down more than any heavyweight champion in history, but I consider that a compliment, because I must have got up more than any heavyweight champion.

American boxing champion

I've got it made. I've got a wife and a TV set… and they're both working.

1922 – 2006) American boxing champion

Before Don King started insulting me I was a complete unknown in this country. Now people stop me and ask for my autograph.

British boxing manager

With four sisters about the house, I could never get my hands on a comb.

American boxing champion

The Rock didn't know too much about the boxing book, but it wasn't a book he hit me with. It was a whole library of bone crushers.

(1914 – 1981) American boxing champion

Contrary to the old wives' tale that bloody-minded trainers put around, a little love-in before the main event can do you more good than a rub-down with The Sporting Life.

English boxer

My DNA is cheeseburgers.

(1949 – ) American boxing champion

No fighter comes into the ring hoping to win – he goes in hoping to win.

English boxing champion

Not being born to parents who were accountants was probably my biggest mistake.

British boxing champion

I'll bet the hardest thing about prize fighting is picking up your teeth with a boxing glove on.

(1868 – 1930) cartoonist, humorist & journalist

He went to the hospital with bleeding kidneys, and me… I went dancing with my wife.

Canadian boxing champion

The ability to witness two men stand toe to toe in the spirit of sportsmanship and pummel each other into insensibility is what separates us from the animals.

(1938 – ) American actor

Sure, as long as he ties a 56 lb. weight to each leg.

English boxing champion

Ingemar Johansson is a leviathan with a strangler's hands and a smile like the beam of a lighthouse.

Let the other guy have whatever he wants before the fight. Once the bell rings he's gonna be disappointed anyway.

(1949 – ) American boxing champion

Baroness Summerskill: Mr Cooper, have you looked in the mirror lately and seen the state of your nose?
Cooper: Well, madam, have you looked in the mirror and seen the state of your nose? Boxing is my excuse. What's yours?

English boxing champion

I wish I had put ballet shoes on him and not boxing gloves.

I came from a dirt farm, now I'm filthy rich.

American boxing champion