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Boxing
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Since I didn't want to go round mugging old ladies or robbing banks, I took up boxing.
Frank Bruno
English boxer
Boxing
Occupations
Sports
Work
Mike Tyson dropped me and when I looked up, the count was on five. I said to myself, ‘Damn, whatever happened to one to four.’
Buster Mathis Jr.
American boxer
Boxing
Sports
After being knocked out by Mike Tyson
I figured I'd find him sooner or later but I never did. I asked myself, "Where did he go?" I knew he was there because he kept hitting me.
Tony Sibson
British boxing champion
Boxing
Sports
On being beaten in a match
I've been knocked down more than any heavyweight champion in history, but I consider that a compliment, because I must have got up more than any heavyweight champion.
Floyd Patterson
American boxing champion
Boxing
Sports
I've got it made. I've got a wife and a TV set… and they're both working.
Willie Pep
1922 – 2006) American boxing champion
Boxing
Sports
Before Don King started insulting me I was a complete unknown in this country. Now people stop me and ask for my autograph.
Frank Maloney
British boxing manager
Boxing
Sports
With four sisters about the house, I could never get my hands on a comb.
Marvin Hagler
American boxing champion
Appearance
Boxing
Hair
Sports
On his shaven head
The Rock didn't know too much about the boxing book, but it wasn't a book he hit me with. It was a whole library of bone crushers.
Joe Louis
(1914 – 1981) American boxing champion
Boxing
Sports
Of Rocky Marciano
Contrary to the old wives' tale that bloody-minded trainers put around, a little love-in before the main event can do you more good than a rub-down with
The Sporting Life.
John Conteh
English boxer
Boxing
Sex
Sports
My DNA is cheeseburgers.
George Foreman
(1949 – ) American boxing champion
Boxing
Eating
Food/Drink
Sports
No fighter comes into the ring hoping to win – he goes in hoping to win.
Henry Cooper
English boxing champion
Boxing
Misspokements
Sports
Not being born to parents who were accountants was probably my biggest mistake.
Chris Eubank
British boxing champion
Boxing
Miscellaneous
Sports
I'll bet the hardest thing about prize fighting is picking up your teeth with a boxing glove on.
Frank ‘Kin’ Hubbard
(1868 – 1930) cartoonist, humorist & journalist
Boxing
Sports
He went to the hospital with bleeding kidneys, and me… I went dancing with my wife.
George Chuvalo
Canadian boxing champion
Boxing
Sports
About his fight with Muhammad Ali
The ability to witness two men stand toe to toe in the spirit of sportsmanship and pummel each other into insensibility is what separates us from the animals.
Christopher Lloyd
(1938 – ) American actor
Boxing
Sports
TV/Movie Quotes
As Jim Ignatowski in “Taxi”
Sure, as long as he ties a 56 lb. weight to each leg.
Brian London
English boxing champion
Boxing
Sports
Muhammad Ali
On if he would fight Ali again
Ingemar Johansson is a leviathan with a strangler's hands and a smile like the beam of a lighthouse.
Louis Stanley
Boxing
Sports
Ingemar Johansson
Let the other guy have whatever he wants before the fight. Once the bell rings he's gonna be disappointed anyway.
George Foreman
(1949 – ) American boxing champion
Boxing
Sports
Baroness Summerskill: Mr Cooper, have you looked in the mirror lately and seen the state of your nose?
Cooper: Well, madam, have you looked in the mirror and seen the state of your nose? Boxing is my excuse. What's yours?
Henry Cooper
English boxing champion
Appearance
Boxing
Insults
Sports
Nose
I wish I had put ballet shoes on him and not boxing gloves.
Hazel Frankham
Boxing
Occupations
Sports
After her son Johnny was banned for life for hitting a referee
I came from a dirt farm, now I'm filthy rich.
Larry Holmes
American boxing champion
Boxing
Money
Sports
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