Subject: Sports » Boxing (Page 8)

I'm going down so often these days you'd think I was making a blue movie.

English boxer

Don King is one of the great humanitarians of our time. He has risen above that great term, prejudice. He has screwed everybody he has ever been around. Hog, dog, or frog, it don't matter to Don. If you got a quarter, he wants the first 26 cents.

(1950 – ) American boxer & actor

Joe Bugner fought Bruno like the objective of boxing was to get hit on the jaw.

boxing film collector

At the start of the seventh round of a match with Jack Thompson, Sam Langford extended his glove, which was the usual ritual done before the final round of a boxing match.
A puzzled Thompson said: This ain't the last round, Sam.
Langford replied: It is for you.

Canadian boxer

When if comes to ballyhoo, Muhammad Ali made Barnum and Bailey look like non-starters, and he had the incandescent quality of the real star which would have made him famous, even if his gift was knitting not fighting.

English broadcaster, journalist & author

Magri has to do well against the unknown Mexican who comes from a famous family of five boxing brothers.

British sports commentator

George 'Babe' Ruth and Old Jack Dempsey, both Sultans of Swat.
One hits where the other people are, the other where they're not.

Scottish snooker player

We’re all endowed with God-given talents… mine happens to be hitting people in the head.

American boxing champion

I'm a realist. You don't enter a Volkswagen at Indy unless you know a helluva shortcut.

Frank Bruno says I'm chicken. Well you can tell him I've come home to roost.

American boxer

Putting an ex-fighter in the business world is like putting silk stockings on a pig.

boxing manager, trainer & cornerman

I'll beat him so bad he'll need a shoehorn to put his hat on.

(1942 – ) American boxing champion

If I fought Evander [Holyfield] with a baseball bat, I would win the fight… but it would be by decision.

It hurt to even bump into him.

(1914 – 1981) American boxing champion

Sure the fight was fixed. I fixed it with a right hand.

(1949 – ) American boxing champion

I've made the national anthem a six-point underdog.

American sports commentator & oddsmaker

There are three things that go on a fighter, first your reflexes go, then your chin goes, and then your friends go.

1922 – 2006) American boxing champion

Everybody wants a piece of the cake, but my cake has no slices.

Swedish boxing champion

No fighter comes into the ring hoping to win – he goes in hoping to win.

English boxing champion

Sure, as long as he ties a 56 lb. weight to each leg.

English boxing champion

… standing there making a sitting target of himself.

English boxing manager & trainer