Subject: Sports » Boxing (Page 9)

Terry Downes' face looked as if he had slept on it.

English broadcaster, journalist & author

Forty years after his heyday, an old opponent met Willie on the street and asked: "Do you recognize me?"
Willie looked hard and considered before finally replying: "Lie down so I can recognize you."

1922 – 2006) American boxing champion

Ingemar Johansson is a leviathan with a strangler's hands and a smile like the beam of a lighthouse.

Floyd Patterson is everything a world heavyweight champion should be… except busy.

American boxing champion

Earnie Shavers hit me, man, and knocked me face down on the canvas. I was in the land of make believe. I heard saxophones, trombones. I saw little blue rats, and they were all smoking cigars and drinking whisky.

American boxer

Don King is one of the great humanitarians of our time. He has risen above that great term, prejudice. He has screwed everybody he has ever been around. Hog, dog, or frog, it don't matter to Don. If you got a quarter, he wants the first 26 cents.

(1950 – ) American boxer & actor

One day Don King will asphyxiate by the force of his own exhaust.

boxing trainer

Muhammad Ali is Muhammad Ali and compared to him all other men are earthlings.

American boxing trainer

John Conteh has a neck like a stately home staircase.

English boxer

Earnie hit me so hard, it shook my kinfolk back in Africa.

(1942 – ) American boxing champion

They say they have picked Justin Fortune because he's the same height as Mike Tyson… so is my wife.

English boxing manager & promoter

Putting an ex-fighter in the business world is like putting silk stockings on a pig.

boxing manager, trainer & cornerman

Sometimes Howard makes me wish I was a dog and he was a fireplug.

(1942 – ) American boxing champion

Buster Douglas went to bed as a 231-pound world champion and woke up as a 270-pound parade float.

American sports columnist

If Larry Holmes is the people's champion, then asparagus is the people's vegetable.

sportswriter

He has turned defensive boxing into a poetic art; trouble is, nobody ever knocked anybody out with a poem.

Blues saxophonist

You're damn right I know where I am! I'm in Madison Square Garden getting the sh*t kicked out of me.

American boxer

A rematch with Mike Tyson is as attractive as Sam Fox and Maria Whittaker put together.

English boxer

Rocky Marciano stood out in boxing like a rose in a garbage dump.

(1909 – 1973) American sports journalist

Mike's like a Gershwin or Beethoven. You go for the quality of the performance, not the longevity of it.

(1931 – ) American boxing promoter

Saying that Howard Cosell quit commensating on boxing because it's sleazy is like saying Nixon quit politics because it's crooked.

sportswriter