Subject: Sports » Boxing (Page 9)

There are certain things you can't get back, like the elastic in your socks.

boxing trainer

There are three things that go on a fighter, first your reflexes go, then your chin goes, and then your friends go.

1922 – 2006) American boxing champion

I'm not Mother Teresa. But I'm also not Charles Manson.

(1966 – ) American boxing champion

I'll beat him so bad he'll need a shoehorn to put his hat on.

(1942 – ) American boxing champion

I don't fight for legacy. I don't fight for none of that, I fight for that check; I'm in the check cashing business.

American professional boxer

Frank Bruno's fall was that of a felled oak. As the dust settled there was a silence, and then followed the gentle rustle of falling leaves of greenbacks.

(1944 – ) British sportswriter

Saying that Howard Cosell quit commensating on boxing because it's sleazy is like saying Nixon quit politics because it's crooked.

sportswriter

I know it's said that I can't punch, but you should see me putting the cat out at night.

boxer

Putting an ex-fighter in the business world is like putting silk stockings on a pig.

boxing manager, trainer & cornerman

I lost it by default, not de-punch.

English boxer

I'll bet the hardest thing about prize fighting is picking up your teeth with a boxing glove on.

(1868 – 1930) cartoonist, humorist & journalist

Earnie Shavers could punch you in the neck and break your ankle.

(1950 – ) American boxer & actor

He’s the man of the hour at this particular moment.

(1931 – ) American boxing promoter

How can you trust a man who can talk for five minutes and you can’t understand a sentence of it!

British and Canadian boxing champion

Boxing is built on bums. How else are you gonna know good from bad? How else is a good boy gonna get on top and get experience unless he fights bums? I tell ya, there's a shortage of bums.

Boxing manager & promoter

He just wants to get in there and mash them. If you broke his arm, he'd kick you. If you broke his leg, he'd bite you. If you took out his teeth, he'd nut you. This boy wants to fight.

Irish boxer

George Foreman can knock down an oak tree, but oak trees don't move.

American boxing trainer

Butch Lewis is making no attempt to get out of the corner… and is hanging his chin out like a lantern in a storm.

English boxing journalist & commentator

I’m going down so often these days you’d think I was making a blue movie.

English boxer

Muhammad Ali was on a plane when a stewardess asked him to fasten his seat belt. Ali told the lady: Superman don't need no seat belt.
The stewardess told the champ: Superman don't need no plane!

(1942 – ) American boxing champion

I'm always into a positive black image. Whenever Leon Spinks fights I always pray, 'Dear Lord, please don't let them interview Leon on TV.'

American television personality