Subject: Sports » Football

If I didn’t enjoy gloating so much, I wouldn’t do so many interviews.

American football coach
Football Sports

The pads don't keep you from getting hurt. They just keep you from getting killed.

American football player
Football Sports

Well the frog men finally got Rosie.

(1925 – ) American professional football player
Football

Come on Sandy, baby, loosen up, you’re too tight.

American football player
Football Sports

If defensive linemen’s IQs were 5 points lower, they’d be geraniums.

American football player
Football Intelligence Sports

I’m fairly confident that if I died tomorrow, Don would find a way to preserve me until the season was over and he had time for a nice funeral.

wife of coach Don Shula
Football Sports

Football is a sport that bears the same relation to education that bullfighting does to agriculture.

(1856 – 1915) writer, publisher, artist & philosopher
Education Football Sports

They were absolutely horrible and that’s the best thing I can say. Besides that they were bad.

(1923 – 2001) American football coach
Football Sports

What’s one more torpedo in a sinking ship?

American football player
Football Health Sports

Football is all very well a good game for rough girls, but not for delicate boys.

(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Football Girls People Sports

When I was duck hunting with Bear Bryant, he shot at one but it kept flying.
"John," he said, "There flies a dead duck…"
Now, that's confidence.

(1923 – 2001) American football coach
Football Sports

For his salad, you just pour vinegar and oil on your lawn and let him graze.

American football player
Football Sports

If you have everyone back from a team that lost 10 games, experience isn't too important.

(1923 – 2001) American football coach
Football Sports

I had a lifetime contract, but the administration declared me dead.

Clemson football coach
Football Sports

If a contest had 97 prizes, the 98th would be a trip to Green Bay.

(1923 – 2001) American football coach
Football Sports

Kickers are like horse manure. They're all over the place.

(1923 – 2001) American football coach
Football Sports

If we hadn’t given them those first four touchdowns, it might have been different.

American football coach
Football Misspokements Sports

Dance with the one what brung ya.

(1924 – 2012) American football player & coach
Football Sports

Now that Im retired, I want to say that all defensive linemen are sissies.

American football player
Football Sports

Urban should know. Almost 30 of his players have been arrested over the years, so he apparently knows a bad guy when he sees one.

sports reporter
Football Sports

They write more books.

(1924 – 2012) American football player & coach
Football Sports