Subject: Sports » Football (Page 10)

I play football… I’m not trying to be a professor; the tests don’t seem to make sense to me, measuring your brain on stuff I haven’t been through in school.

Clemson football recruit

I wouldn’t ever set out to hurt anybody deliberately unless it was, you know, important – like a league game or something.

professional football player

Tom Landry is such a perfectionist that if he were married to Dolly Parton, he’d ask her to cook.

American football player

Hawaii doesn’t win many games in the United States.

Indiana University football coach & sports commentator

I told my team it doesn't matter… there are 750 million people in China who don't even know this game was played. The next day, a guy called me from China and asked, 'What happened, Coach?

(1923 – 2001) American football coach

Whenever they gave him the game ball, he ate it.

American football player

As a person gets older he doesn't get faster. Our quarterback will run from fright or lack of protection.

(1923 – 2001) American football coach

Detroit’s so bad this year they might lose their bye week.

(1953 – ) comedian, political commentator and television & radio personality

Football kickers are like taxi cabs… you can always go out and hire another one.

(1931 – 2012) American college football historian & television commentator

Could he run? Are you kidding? He had more moves than Mayflower Van Lines.

Tennessee football player

Football isn’t a contact sport, it’s a collision sport; dancing is a contact sport.

(1915 – 1987) American football player and coach

The older you get, the faster you ran as a kid.

professional football player & coach

They say a tie is like kissing your sister; I guess that is better than kissing your brother.

(1937 – ) football coach, sportscaster, author & speaker

Tighten the loose ends and loosen the tight ends.

American football player

Consistently, he’s not able to do that all the time.

I want to rush for 1,000 or 1,500 yards, whichever comes first.

professional football player

A school without football is in danger of deteriorating into a medieval study hall.

American basketball coach & executive

My kryptonite.

American football coach

Hollywood made a movie of my life; the film had me proposing to my wife on the football field… I would never misuse a football field that way.

American football player

They don't mind after they find out they don't have to study for it.

American football coach

That is because I don't have one.

American football player