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Football is a fertility festival: eleven sperm trying to get into the egg; I feel sorry for the goalkeeper.

Björk

(1965 – ) Icelandic singer-songwriter

Football Sports Fertility

George Halas throws nickels around like man hole covers.

Mike Ditka

(1939 – ) American football player & coach

Football Sports On Bears’ owner George Halas

I'm broke and I'm back.

John Riggins

American football player

Football Sports Said with a morning beer in his hand to coach Joe Gibbs saying his year-long holdout was over

I’m fairly confident that if I died tomorrow, Don would find a way to preserve me until the season was over and he had time for a nice funeral.

Dorothy Shula

wife of coach Don Shula

Football Sports

I keep a picture of O. J. Simpson at my side at all times to remind me of the days when I knew how to coach.

John McKay

(1923 – 2001) American football coach

Football Sports Coaching O. J. Simpson Reminiscing about his days at USC prior to the awful early years as the Bucs' coach

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It would have been a good pass if Harry had been playing for us.

I'm not surprised. The referee is a fine Catholic fellow by the name of Patrick Murphy.

He can be a great player in this league for a long time if he learns to say two words: I'm full.

I would not be bothered if we lost every game as long as we won the league.

Baseball players are smarter than [American] football players. How often do you see a baseball team penalized for too many men on the pitch?

On this team, we are all united in a common goal: to keep my job.

Rugby is a beastly game played by gentlemen; soccer is a gentlemen's game played by beasts; football is a beastly game played by beasts.

It was cool, man, but I’m a little depressed they didn’t have a buffet.

Three things can happen when you put a [foot]ball in the air – and two of them are bad.

I don’t know. I only played there for nine years.

Show me a good loser, and Ill show you a loser.

This is something that probably doesn't happen in Tom Landry's office.

Intensity is a lot of guys that run fast.

I’m not allowed to comment on lousy officiating.

… when we came in at halftime we pulled off our socks and began putting iodine on the teeth marks in our legs.

The 49ers were so badly flattened that they didn't fly back to San Francisco, they were faxed.

Football is a fertility festival: eleven sperm trying to get into the egg; I feel sorry for the goalkeeper.

George Halas throws nickels around like man hole covers.

I'm broke and I'm back.

I’m fairly confident that if I died tomorrow, Don would find a way to preserve me until the season was over and he had time for a nice funeral.

I keep a picture of O. J. Simpson at my side at all times to remind me of the days when I knew how to coach.