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The place was so empty, they could have had archery practice.

Bill Parcells

American football coach

On this team, we are all united in a common goal: to keep my job.

Lou Holtz

(1937 – ) football coach, sportscaster, author & speaker

Football Sports Coaching Common goals

I'm sorry, sir, I'm not permitted to gamble.

Alex Karras

(1935 – 2012) American football player, sports announcer & actor

Football Sports After reports of his gambling on football When an official asked him to call the pre-game coin toss

Football is all very well a good game for rough girls, but not for delicate boys.

Oscar Wilde

(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet

Football Sports

The University of Texas has only two major sports… football and spring football.

Jones Ramsey

University of Texas Public Information Officer

Football Sports

I want little conversation and lots of hair on the floor.

‘Bum’ Phillips

(1923 – 2013) American professional football coach

Football Sports On going to the barber

This is something that probably doesn't happen in Tom Landry's office.

Sam Wyche

American football coach

Football Sports After the team cat vomiting in his office

When it’s third and ten, you can take the milk drinkers and I’ll take the whiskey drinkers every time.

Max McGee

professional football player

Characteristics Football Sports

They say losing builds character. I have all the character I need.

Ray Malvasi

American football coach

Football Sports Character

I play football. I’m not trying to be a professor. The tests don’t seem to make sense to me, measuring your brain on stuff I haven’t been through in school.

A Clemson recruit who was ruled academically ineligible

Football Misspokements Sports

The quarterback’s spending so much time behind the center that he may jeopardize his right to lead a Boy Scout troop.

Dennis Miller

(1953 – ) comedian, political commentator and television & radio personality

Football Situations Sports

I keep a picture of O. J. Simpson at my side at all times to remind me of the days when I knew how to coach.

John McKay

(1923 – 2001) American football coach

Football Sports Coaching O. J. Simpson Reminiscing about his days at USC prior to the awful early years as the Bucs' coach

Underdog, overdog, hotdog; I guess you want to be an underdog – but an underdog with the best team.

John McKay

(1923 – 2001) American football coach

Football Sports On being an underdog in a playoff game

After indulging in some heavy, late-night research with scholarly friends, Bobby was driving back to his hotel, innocently enough, when he was sideswiped by several empty cars lurking at curbside.

Blackie Sherrod

(1919 – ) American sportswriter

Football Sports On quarterback Bobby Layne’s traffic accident

They may have regained all 40 yards… in fact, they may have.

An unknown sportscaster

Football Misspokements Sports

One thing I've learned over the years is sometimes if you make kicks early in the game, you don't have to make them late.

Gary Anderson

American football kicker

Football Sports Kicking

If I'm having brain surgery, I'll be darned if I want that surgeon playing for a tie.

Joe Paterno

American college football coach

Football Sports On playing for a win or a tie

The older you get, the faster you ran as a kid.

Steve Owen

professional football player & coach

Age Football Memory Sports Running

Well the frog men finally got Rosie.

Art Donovan

(1925 – ) American professional football player

Football Informing player Gino Marchetti of the mysterious drowning death of owner Carroll Rosenblum

I’m a light eater. As soon as it's light, I start to eat.

Art Donovan

(1925 – ) American professional football player

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When I played football, we were small, but we were slow. Our record was five and five; we lost five games at home and five on the road.

Clayton Williams

Texas businessman

Football Misspokements Sports Losing

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Subject: Sports » Football (Page 11)

The place was so empty, they could have had archery practice.

On this team, we are all united in a common goal: to keep my job.

I'm sorry, sir, I'm not permitted to gamble.

Football is all very well a good game for rough girls, but not for delicate boys.

The University of Texas has only two major sports… football and spring football.

I want little conversation and lots of hair on the floor.

This is something that probably doesn't happen in Tom Landry's office.

When it’s third and ten, you can take the milk drinkers and I’ll take the whiskey drinkers every time.

They say losing builds character. I have all the character I need.

I play football. I’m not trying to be a professor. The tests don’t seem to make sense to me, measuring your brain on stuff I haven’t been through in school.

The quarterback’s spending so much time behind the center that he may jeopardize his right to lead a Boy Scout troop.

I keep a picture of O. J. Simpson at my side at all times to remind me of the days when I knew how to coach.

Underdog, overdog, hotdog; I guess you want to be an underdog – but an underdog with the best team.

After indulging in some heavy, late-night research with scholarly friends, Bobby was driving back to his hotel, innocently enough, when he was sideswiped by several empty cars lurking at curbside.

They may have regained all 40 yards… in fact, they may have.

One thing I've learned over the years is sometimes if you make kicks early in the game, you don't have to make them late.

If I'm having brain surgery, I'll be darned if I want that surgeon playing for a tie.

The older you get, the faster you ran as a kid.

Well the frog men finally got Rosie.

I’m a light eater. As soon as it's light, I start to eat.

When I played football, we were small, but we were slow. Our record was five and five; we lost five games at home and five on the road.