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Every man’s life, liberty, and property are in danger when the Legislature is in session.

Daniel Webster

(1782 – 1852) American statesman, senator (Massachusetts) & writer

He couldn’t spell cat if you spotted him the C and the T.

Thomas ‘Hollywood’ Henderson

Football Intelligence Sports On Terry Bradshaw’s intellect

Vicodin and vodka — the breakfast of champions.

George Allen

(1918 – 1990) football coach

Football Sports On cutting defense tackle John Matuszak

If it was, Army and Navy would play for the national championship every year.

Bobby Bowden

college football coach

Football Sports When asked if tough discipline produces winning teams

On this team, we are all united in a common goal: to keep my job.

Lou Holtz

(1937 – ) football coach, sportscaster, author & speaker

Football Sports Coaching Common goals

I don't think he's got much of a future here, because I plan on going to all the games.

John McKay

(1923 – 2001) American football coach

Football Sports When informed that his kicker was nervous about McKay watching him

We'll have an offensive team and a defensive team, and the other team will be in charge of carrying me off the field.

John McKay

(1923 – 2001) American football coach

Football Sports On playing a game with only a small number of players

Young Tight Ends Excite Coaches

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People say I'll be drafted in the first round, maybe even higher.

Craig ‘Ironhead’ Heyward

American football player

Football Sports

Hawaii doesn’t win many games in the United States.

Lee Corso

Indiana University football coach & sports commentator

Football Misspokements Sports

I would not be bothered if we lost every game as long as we won the league.

Mark Viduka

Australian football player

Football Misspokements Sports

We can't run. We can't pass. We can't stop the run. We can't stop the pass. We can't kick. Other than that, were just not a very good football team right now.

Bruce Coslet

American football coach

Football Sports

The man who complains about the way the ball bounces is likely to be the one who dropped it.

Lou Holtz

(1937 – ) football coach, sportscaster, author & speaker

Football Sports

After indulging in some heavy, late-night research with scholarly friends, Bobby was driving back to his hotel, innocently enough, when he was sideswiped by several empty cars lurking at curbside.

Blackie Sherrod

(1919 – ) American sportswriter

Football Sports On quarterback Bobby Layne’s traffic accident

We didn't tackle well today but we made up for it by not blocking.

John McKay

(1923 – 2001) American football coach

Football Sports

You guys don't know the difference between a football and a Mercedes-Benz.

John McKay

(1923 – 2001) American football coach

Football Sports To the media after a game [the previous week he had said ‘You guys don't know the difference between a football and a bunch of bananas.’ and a case of bananas was left at his door]

If we hadn’t given them those first four touchdowns, it might have been different.

H.K. "Cootie" Reeves

American football coach

Football Misspokements Sports On losing a game 53-0

The New York Jets have been given permission to sell Girl Scout Cookies.

David Letterman

(1947 – ) comedian & television host

Football After 12 NFL teams were told they had permission to sell Super Bowl Tickets after the end of the regular season

If there’s a pileup, they’ll have to give some of the players artificial insemination.

Curt Gowdy

(1919 – 2006) American sports announcer

Football Misspokements Sports

They were absolutely horrible and that’s the best thing I can say. Besides that they were bad.

John McKay

(1923 – 2001) American football coach

Football Sports On his team’s poor play

For his salad, you just pour vinegar and oil on your lawn and let him graze.

Jim Bakken

American football player

Football Sports On 280-pound teammate Bob Young

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Subject: Sports » Football (Page 11)

Every man’s life, liberty, and property are in danger when the Legislature is in session.

He couldn’t spell cat if you spotted him the C and the T.

Vicodin and vodka — the breakfast of champions.

If it was, Army and Navy would play for the national championship every year.

On this team, we are all united in a common goal: to keep my job.

I don't think he's got much of a future here, because I plan on going to all the games.

We'll have an offensive team and a defensive team, and the other team will be in charge of carrying me off the field.

Young Tight Ends Excite Coaches

People say I'll be drafted in the first round, maybe even higher.

Hawaii doesn’t win many games in the United States.

I would not be bothered if we lost every game as long as we won the league.

We can't run. We can't pass. We can't stop the run. We can't stop the pass. We can't kick. Other than that, were just not a very good football team right now.

The man who complains about the way the ball bounces is likely to be the one who dropped it.

After indulging in some heavy, late-night research with scholarly friends, Bobby was driving back to his hotel, innocently enough, when he was sideswiped by several empty cars lurking at curbside.

We didn't tackle well today but we made up for it by not blocking.

You guys don't know the difference between a football and a Mercedes-Benz.

If we hadn’t given them those first four touchdowns, it might have been different.

The New York Jets have been given permission to sell Girl Scout Cookies.

If there’s a pileup, they’ll have to give some of the players artificial insemination.

They were absolutely horrible and that’s the best thing I can say. Besides that they were bad.

For his salad, you just pour vinegar and oil on your lawn and let him graze.