Subject: Sports » Football (Page 11)

Everyone is unhappy at times, even my wife. Only she doesn't get interviewed about it.

(1923 – 2001) American football coach

If a contest had 97 prizes, the 98th would be a trip to Green Bay.

(1923 – 2001) American football coach

I'm glad it happened in front of the library. I've always emphasized scholarship.

Kansas State football oach

As a person gets older he doesn't get faster. Our quarterback will run from fright or lack of protection.

(1923 – 2001) American football coach

Jerry's a nice kid, but so's my wife… and she's no quarterback.

(1923 – 2001) American football coach

I want to rush for 1,000 or 1,500 yards, whichever comes first.

professional football player

Now that Im retired, I want to say that all defensive linemen are sissies.

American football player

Opening games make me nervous; to tell the truth, I’d rather open with our second game.

(1923 – 2001) American football coach

Emotion is highly overrated in football. My wife Corky is emotional as hell but can't play football worth a damn.

(1923 – 2001) American football coach

Hey, the offensive linemen are the biggest guys on the field, they're bigger than everybody else, and that's what makes them the biggest guys on the field.

(1936 – ) American football coach & television announcer

American football makes rugby look like a Tupperware party.

(1946 – ) English broadcaster

He's a leading leader on this football team.

American football coach

I don't speak German, he don't speak English, and I think I just agreed to marry his daughter.

American football player & coach

Dance with the one what brung ya.

(1924 – 2012) American football player & coach

Nobody in football should be called a genius; a genius is a guy like Norman Einstein.

American football player & commentator

Football players, like prostitutes, are in the business of ruining their bodies for the pleasure of strangers.

playwright, performer, musician, screenwriter & humorist

If you have everyone back from a team that lost 10 games, experience isn't too important.

(1923 – 2001) American football coach

If winning isn't everything, why do they keep score?

(1913 – 1970) football coach

He knocks the hell out of people, but in a Christian way.

professional football player & coach

We didn't lose many games, and we never lost a party.

American football player

I had an advantage – I slept with his mother.

(1923 – 2001) American football coach