Subject: Sports » Football (Page 12)

They write more books.

(1924 – 2012) American football player & coach

If a contest had 97 prizes, the 98th would be a trip to Green Bay.

(1923 – 2001) American football coach

Detroit’s so bad this year they might lose their bye week.

(1953 – ) comedian, political commentator and television & radio personality

We were so poor a robber once broke into our house and we ended up robbing the robber.

American football player

He's a leading leader on this football team.

American football coach

For Michigan fans, football is a religion. And the Ohio State game is Easter.

(1948 – 2003) American actor

It is better to give a lick than receive one.

American football player

 He can be a great player in this league for a long time if he learns to say two words: I'm full.

professional football & TV commentator

The man who complains about the way the ball bounces is likely to be the one who dropped it.

(1937 – ) football coach, sportscaster, author & speaker

The best time to play a freshman is when he is a junior.

Minnesota football coach

I've been big ever since I was little.

American football player

Tom Landry is such a perfectionist that if he were married to Dolly Parton, he’d ask her to cook.

American football player

I don’t want to die in the middle of the football season; I have to know who’s No. 1 in the last polls.

(1931 – 2012) American college football historian & television commentator

Three or four plane crashes and we're in the playoffs.

(1923 – 2001) American football coach

The 49ers were so badly flattened that they didn't fly back to San Francisco, they were faxed.

American sports columnist

Hollywood made a movie of my life; the film had me proposing to my wife on the football field… I would never misuse a football field that way.

American football player

I think they have to take this bunch down to the slaughterhouse to get weighed.

American football coach

If winning isn't everything, why do they keep score?

(1913 – 1970) football coach

We get no respect. Everybody we play on the road has made us their homecoming game.

Indiana University football coach & sports commentator

Here’s a guy who when he runs, he moves faster.

(1936 – ) American football coach & television announcer

In order to resemble William Perry, we have rented a Winnebago for our offensive line to practice against.

American football player, coach & college athletics administrator