Subject: Sports » Football (Page 13)

In football everything is complicated by the presence of the opposite team.


(1905 – 1980) French existentialist philosopher, playwright & novelist,
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We didn't tackle well today but we made up for it by not blocking.

(1923 – 2001) American football coach
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Tighten the loose ends and loosen the tight ends.

American football player
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You usually wind up staying up all night, or until your best player comes in.

(1923 – 2001) American football coach
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Well the frog men finally got Rosie.

(1925 – ) American professional football player
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I don’t know. I only played there for nine years.

American football player
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Punt returns will kill you quicker than a minnow can swim a dipper.

(1924 – 2012) American football player & coach
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The people of this country have allowed football to get completely out of hand, and that’s fortunate for my bank account.

(1918 – 1995) American sports journalist & television commentator
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The shoulder surgery was a success; the lobotomy failed.

(1939 – ) American football player & coach
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One player was lost because he broke his nose; how do you go about getting a nose in condition for football?

(1924 – 2012) American football player & coach
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If you lose your best cornerback and punter, I’d say that’s a double loss.

(1936 – ) American football coach & television announcer
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Losing the Super Bowl is worse then death… you have to get up in the morning.

(1918 – 1990) football coach
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I’m going to send the injured reserve players out for the toss next time.

professional football coach
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He had a God-given killer instinct.

professional football owner & coach
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Remember: Super Bowl is the biggest day of the year for pizza delivery… so no matter what happens in the game, Peyton Manning wins.

(1974 – ) American comedian & impressionist
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We’ve broken down the expansion teams and they’ve averaged winning 2.7 games their first year, which to me is rather difficult. I figured out the 2, but the .7 has got me wondering what the hell is going on.

(1923 – 2001) American football coach
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Ten thousand bucks if ya knock him outta the game. I don't care if ya hit him with a whiskey bottle when he gets off the bus.

American football player
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It was an ideal day for football – too cold for the spectators and too cold for the players.

(1905–1982) American sportswriter
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As a person gets older he doesn't get faster. Our quarterback will run from fright or lack of protection.

(1923 – 2001) American football coach
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If a contest had 97 prizes, the 98th would be a trip to Green Bay.

(1923 – 2001) American football coach
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Never was a man more aptly named.

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