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The guy in front of me got number 76 and the guy behind me got number 78.

Red Grange

American football player & coach

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First year, a .500 season – second year, a conference championship – third year, undefeated – fourth year, a national championship – and in the fifth year, we’ll be on probation, of course.

Defensively, I think it’s important for us to tackle.

Normally in Chicago, you always have some kind of weather.

Rugby is a beastly game played by gentlemen; soccer is a gentlemen's game played by beasts; football is a beastly game played by beasts.

You usually wind up staying up all night, or until your best player comes in.

You want a messenger boy, call Western Union.

After indulging in some heavy, late-night research with scholarly friends, Bobby was driving back to his hotel, innocently enough, when he was sideswiped by several empty cars lurking at curbside.

I’m fairly confident that if I died tomorrow, Don would find a way to preserve me until the season was over and he had time for a nice funeral.

The best way to die is to sit under a tree, eats lots of bologna and salami, drink a case of beer and blow up.

Our strength is that we don’t have any weaknesses; our weakness is that we don’t have any real strengths.

He's not twins.

They didn't hesitate: Wendy's, McDonald's, Pizza Hut, and Burger King.

I would not be bothered if we lost every game as long as we won the league.

The Bears aren't very genteel; some teams tend to remove the football from you, the Bears remove you from the football – it's much quicker.

Could he run? Are you kidding? He had more moves than Mayflower Van Lines.

Detroit’s so bad this year they might lose their bye week.

They say losing builds character. I have all the character I need.

Three or four plane crashes and we're in the playoffs.

Two kinds of American football players ain't worth a damn: one that never does what he's told and the other that does nothing but what he's told.

The 49ers were so badly flattened that they didn't fly back to San Francisco, they were faxed.

The guy in front of me got number 76 and the guy behind me got number 78.