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I’m a light eater. As soon as it's light, I start to eat.

Art Donovan

(1925 – ) American professional football player

If the Super Bowl is really the ultimate game, why do they play it again next year?

Duane Thomas

American football player

Football Sports About the Super Bowl

Most football players are temperamental… that’s 90 percent temper and 10 percent mental.

Doug Plank

professional football player

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There were times I felt like leaving the stadium and hitchhiking home.

John McKay

(1923 – 2001) American football coach

Football Sports After losing 42-0

I didn't quit football because I failed a drug test, I failed a test because I was ready to quit football.

Ricky Williams

American football player

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I made a collect call to the Lions after they drafted me and they wouldn’t accept it.

Alex Karras

(1935 – 2012) American football player, sports announcer & actor

Football Sports On his reputation for being difficult

This is something that probably doesn't happen in Tom Landry's office.

Sam Wyche

American football coach

Football Sports After the team cat vomiting in his office

He's a leading leader on this football team.

Bill Curry

American football coach

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Sure, luck means a lot in football; not having a good quarterback is bad luck.

Don Shula

(1930 – ) American football player & coach

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To Dallas Cowboys President Tex Schramm: You're one of the two most efficient organizations in the 20th century.
Schramm: What's the other?
Cook: The Third Reich.

'Beano' Cook

(1931 – 2012) American college football historian & television commentator

Football Sports Dallas Cowboys

The bus leaves in an hour – anyone who needs a shower, take one.

John McKay

(1923 – 2001) American football coach

Football Sports After a particularly bad loss

If it was, Army and Navy would play for the national championship every year.

Bobby Bowden

college football coach

Football Sports When asked if tough discipline produces winning teams

When it’s third and ten, you can take the milk drinkers and I’ll take the whiskey drinkers every time.

Max McGee

professional football player

Characteristics Football Sports

The place was so empty, they could have had archery practice.

Bill Parcells

American football coach

Football Sports On a small crowd at a game

To win, I’d run over Joe’s mom too.

Matt Millen

professional football player

Football Misspokements Sports Upon hearing Joe Jacoby say "I'd run over my own mother to win the Super Bowl.”

It was an ideal day for football – too cold for the spectators and too cold for the players.

Red Smith

(1905–1982) American sportswriter

Cold Football Science/Weather Sports

Football kickers are like taxi cabs… you can always go out and hire another one.

'Beano' Cook

(1931 – 2012) American college football historian & television commentator

Football Sports Kickers

The shoulder surgery was a success; the lobotomy failed.

Mike Ditka

(1939 – ) American football player & coach

Football Misspokements Sports On quarterback Jim McMahon's surgery

With so many Super Bowl rings, maybe they'll all retire and go into the jewelry business.

John McKay

(1923 – 2001) American football coach

Football Sports On the '70s Steelers Super Bowl rings

If you’re mad at your kid, you can either raise him to be a nose tackle or send him out to play on the freeway. It’s about the same.

Bob Golic

professional football player

Football Sports

It does not take a rocket scientist to coach a professional football team, but, of course, I was one of the few who happened to be a rocket scientist.

John McKay

(1923 – 2001) American football coach

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Subject: Sports » Football (Page 14)

I’m a light eater. As soon as it's light, I start to eat.

If the Super Bowl is really the ultimate game, why do they play it again next year?

Most football players are temperamental… that’s 90 percent temper and 10 percent mental.

There were times I felt like leaving the stadium and hitchhiking home.

I didn't quit football because I failed a drug test, I failed a test because I was ready to quit football.

I made a collect call to the Lions after they drafted me and they wouldn’t accept it.

This is something that probably doesn't happen in Tom Landry's office.

He's a leading leader on this football team.

Sure, luck means a lot in football; not having a good quarterback is bad luck.

To Dallas Cowboys President Tex Schramm: You're one of the two most efficient organizations in the 20th century.
Schramm: What's the other?
Cook: The Third Reich.

The bus leaves in an hour – anyone who needs a shower, take one.

If it was, Army and Navy would play for the national championship every year.

When it’s third and ten, you can take the milk drinkers and I’ll take the whiskey drinkers every time.

The place was so empty, they could have had archery practice.

To win, I’d run over Joe’s mom too.

It was an ideal day for football – too cold for the spectators and too cold for the players.

Football kickers are like taxi cabs… you can always go out and hire another one.

The shoulder surgery was a success; the lobotomy failed.

With so many Super Bowl rings, maybe they'll all retire and go into the jewelry business.

If you’re mad at your kid, you can either raise him to be a nose tackle or send him out to play on the freeway. It’s about the same.

It does not take a rocket scientist to coach a professional football team, but, of course, I was one of the few who happened to be a rocket scientist.