Subject: Sports » Football (Page 2)

They don't mind after they find out they don't have to study for it.

American football coach

Distance running to a professional athlete in my day was five laps around the field. And you stopped each lap to take your pulse.

American football player

Five days shalt thou labour, as the Bible says. The seventh day is the Lord thy God's. The sixth day is for football.

(1917 – 1993) British composer & novelist

To win, I’d run over Joe’s mom too.

professional football player

What’s the toughest thing in a professional football game? … Its being the mother of the quarterback.

(1936 – ) American football coach & television announcer

I'm broke and I'm back.

American football player

For Michigan fans, football is a religion. And the Ohio State game is Easter.

(1948 – 2003) American actor

You guys don't know the difference between a football and a Mercedes-Benz.

(1923 – 2001) American football coach

Intensity is a lot of guys that run fast.

(1923 – 2001) American football coach

There's nothing that cleanses your soul like getting the hell kicked out of you.

college football coach

You want a messenger boy, call Western Union.

American football player

Detroit’s so bad this year they might lose their bye week.

(1953 – ) comedian, political commentator and television & radio personality

Three or four plane crashes and we're in the playoffs.

(1923 – 2001) American football coach

A big factor in the game was the number of points scored.

(1939 – ) American football player & coach

Take the shortest route to the ball and arrive in bad humor.

American football player & coach

He runs like a camel… a really pissed off camel.

(1925 – ) American professional football player

It’s shattering when a player loses interest in camp. When you lose your interest in standing around eating steaks you lose everything.

(1923 – 2001) American football coach

Maybe I have lost a step, but I had a few to lose.

professional football player

Some teams are fair haired, we're not – some teams are the Smiths, we're the Grabowskis.

(1939 – ) American football player & coach

University: A modern school where football is taught.

(1842 – 1914) author & satirist

Football is all very well a good game for rough girls, but not for delicate boys.

(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet