Subject: Sports » Football (Page 2)

The (orange) uniforms were already picked out by the time I got here. I didn't give it too much thought until I saw our buses and I said, `My God, we're dressed just like that bus.'

(1923 – 2001) American football coach

On this team, we are all united in a common goal: to keep my job.

(1937 – ) football coach, sportscaster, author & speaker

The pads don't keep you from getting hurt. They just keep you from getting killed.

American football player

I know their mother… she'd give them all my plays.

college football coach

Consistently, he’s not able to do that all the time.

If me and King Kong went into an alley, only one of us would come out. And it wouldn't be the monkey.

American football defensive end

I’m going to send the injured reserve players out for the toss next time.

professional football coach

As a person gets older he doesn't get faster. Our quarterback will run from fright or lack of protection.

(1923 – 2001) American football coach

I play football. I’m not trying to be a professor. The tests don’t seem to make sense to me, measuring your brain on stuff I haven’t been through in school.

We were so poor a robber once broke into our house and we ended up robbing the robber.

American football player

Every time I look up, it seems we're punting.

(1923 – 2001) American football coach

Normally in Chicago, you always have some kind of weather.

I would not be bothered if we lost every game as long as we won the league.

Australian football player

In order to resemble William Perry, we have rented a Winnebago for our offensive line to practice against.

American football player, coach & college athletics administrator

For his salad, you just pour vinegar and oil on your lawn and let him graze.

American football player

I'm glad it happened in front of the library. I've always emphasized scholarship.

Kansas State football oach

This is something that probably doesn't happen in Tom Landry's office.

American football coach

It was about three-to-one that I was not an SOB.

(1923 – 2001) American football coach

I like to believe that my best hits border on felonious assault.

American football player

They say losing builds character. I have all the character I need.

American football coach