Subject: Sports » Football (Page 3)

They say losing builds character. I have all the character I need.

American football coach
Football Sports

He runs like a camel… a really pissed off camel.

(1925 – ) American professional football player
Football Sports

Football is, after all, a wonderful way to get rid of your aggressions without going to jail for it.

(1918 – 2001) American sportswriter, commentator & actor
Football Sports

My knees look like they lost a knife fight with a midget.

professional football player
Appearance Body Football Health Sports

Emotion disappears about the sixth time that guy hits you in the mouth and you realize those tears in your eyes are not because of dear old alma mater.

American football coach
Football Sports

First year, a .500 season – second year, a conference championship – third year, undefeated – fourth year, a national championship – and in the fifth year, we’ll be on probation, of course.

1913 – 1983) American college football coach
Football Sports Success

This is something that probably doesn't happen in Tom Landry's office.

American football coach
Football Sports

The quarterback’s spending so much time behind the center that he may jeopardize his right to lead a Boy Scout troop.

(1953 – ) comedian, political commentator and television & radio personality
Football Situations Sports

The bus leaves in an hour – anyone who needs a shower, take one.

(1923 – 2001) American football coach
Football Sports

We were so poor a robber once broke into our house and we ended up robbing the robber.

American football player
Football Money Poverty Sports

Gentlemen, it is better to have died as a small boy than to fumble this football.

college football coach
Football Sports

It's like my ex-wife… 21 different personalities and seven of them hated me.

American football coach
Football Marriage Sports Wives

For his salad, you just pour vinegar and oil on your lawn and let him graze.

American football player
Football Sports

We’re not attempting to circumcise the rules.

football coach
Football Malaprops Sports

My kryptonite.

American football coach
Football Sports

Football is a game designed to keep coal miners off the streets.

(1930 – 2017) American journalist & author
Football Sports

Speed, strength and the inability to register pain immediately.

American football player
Football Sports

If you see a defense team with dirt and mud on their backs they’ve had a bad day.

(1936 – ) American football coach & television announcer
Football Misspokements Sports

I would not be bothered if we lost every game as long as we won the league.

Australian football player
Football Misspokements Sports

What's the difference between a three-week-old puppy and a sportswriter? … In six weeks, the puppy stops whining.

(1939 – ) American football player & coach
Football Sports

Come on Sandy, baby, loosen up, you’re too tight.

American football player
Football Sports