Subject: Sports » Football (Page 4)

He had a God-given killer instinct.

professional football owner & coach

Here’s a guy who can use his arms and legs at the same time.

(1936 – ) American football coach & television announcer

Motivation is simple — you eliminate those who are not motivated.

(1937 – ) football coach, sportscaster, author & speaker

If a contest had 97 prizes, the 98th would be a trip to Green Bay.

(1923 – 2001) American football coach

The reason women don’t play football is because eleven of them would never wear the same outfit in public.

(1917 – 2012) comedian & actress

We didn't lose many games, and we never lost a party.

American football player

What's the difference between a three-week-old puppy and a sportswriter? … In six weeks, the puppy stops whining.

(1939 – ) American football player & coach

They're a little bit like money. You don't want to die with them and give them to your kids, so you might as well use them if you need them.

American football coach

It’s shattering when a player loses interest in camp. When you lose your interest in standing around eating steaks you lose everything.

(1923 – 2001) American football coach

I made a collect call to the Lions after they drafted me and they wouldn’t accept it.

(1935 – 2012) American football player, sports announcer & actor

I don’t want to die in the middle of the football season; I have to know who’s No. 1 in the last polls.

(1931 – 2012) American college football historian & television commentator

There's nothing that cleanses your soul like getting the hell kicked out of you.

college football coach

Virginia has already spent more on plugging Shawn Moore for the Heisman Trophy than Thomas Jefferson spent getting elected president.

(1931 – 2012) American college football historian & television commentator

They let you chase girls, they just don’t let you catch them.

Brigham Young University football player

It was an ideal day for football – too cold for the spectators and too cold for the players.

(1905–1982) American sportswriter

If God wanted football played in the spring, he would not have invented baseball.

football coach

I don't speak German, he don't speak English, and I think I just agreed to marry his daughter.

American football player & coach

 This job is better than I could get if I used my college degree, which, at this point, I can't remember what it was in.

professional football player

Football is all very well a good game for rough girls, but not for delicate boys.

(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet

Never was a man more aptly named.

All quitters are good losers.

German-American football coach