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Punt returns will kill you quicker than a minnow can swim a dipper.

(1924 – 2012) American football player & coach
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I feel like I’m the best, but you’re not going to get me to say that.

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[Coach Vince] Lombardi treats us all the same… like dogs.

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I'm all in favor of it.

(1923 – 2001) American football coach
Football Sports

To win, I’d run over Joe’s mom too.

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I really just have to see a picture of the Chicago Bears once a week and I don't miss anything.

American football player
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Sure, luck means a lot in football; not having a good quarterback is bad luck.

(1930 – ) American football player & coach
Football Sports

Some coaches pray for wisdom; I pray for 260-pound tackles… they’ll give me plenty of wisdom.

(1932 – ) American football coach
Football Intelligence Sports Wisdom

I like to believe that my best hits border on felonious assault.

American football player
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You've got to think lucky; if you fall into a mud hole, check your back pocket – you might have caught a fish.

(1924 – 2012) American football player & coach
Football Situations Sports

Playing football in the morning is like eating cabbage for breakfast.

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Pain is only temporary, no matter how long it lasts.

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The only difference between me and General Custer is that I have to watch the films on Sunday.

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Football is, after all, a wonderful way to get rid of your aggressions without going to jail for it.

(1918 – 2001) American sportswriter, commentator & actor
Football Sports

Detroit’s so bad this year they might lose their bye week.

(1953 – ) comedian, political commentator and television & radio personality
Football Sports

You do a lot of praying, but most of the time the answer is “no.”

(1923 – 2001) American football coach
Football Religion Sports

He’s about the size of a lot of guys that size.

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If you’re mad at your kid, you can either raise him to be a nose tackle or send him out to play on the freeway. It’s about the same.

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I’m traveling to all 51 states to see who can stop #85.

professional football player (#85)
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He's a leading leader on this football team.

American football coach
Football Misspokements Sports

They say losing builds character. I have all the character I need.

American football coach
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