Subject: Sports » Football (Page 4)

If you see a defense team with dirt and mud on their backs they’ve had a bad day.

(1936 – ) American football coach & television announcer
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He knocks the hell out of people, but in a Christian way.

professional football player & coach
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Let's go out there and win one for the quipper.

(1923 – 2001) American football coach
Football Sports

Football is all very well a good game for rough girls, but not for delicate boys.

(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Football Girls People Sports

Old place-kickers never die, they just go on missing the point.

professional football kicker (once seen wearing a watch during a game)
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I think all uniforms look nice if you've got good players in 'em.

American football coach
Football Sports

They may have regained all 40 yards… in fact, they may have.

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I’m going to send the injured reserve players out for the toss next time.

professional football coach
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There aren't many secrets in coaching…. well, there's one secret: Get a guy like Warrick Dunn, throw him a screen pass and watch him run 52 yards with it.

(1923 – 2001) American football coach
Football Sports

I'm not surprised. The referee is a fine Catholic fellow by the name of Patrick Murphy.

(1923 – 2001) American football coach
Football Sports

Young Tight Ends Excite Coaches

Football Headlines Sports

Baseball happens to be a game of cumulative tension but football, basketball and hockey are played with hand grenades and machine guns.

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Give each guy on the line an ax.

(1935 – 2012) American football player, sports announcer & actor
Football Sports

If there’s a pileup, they’ll have to give some of the players artificial insemination.

(1919 – 2006) American sports announcer
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 He can be a great player in this league for a long time if he learns to say two words: I'm full.

professional football & TV commentator
Football Sports

When I was duck hunting with Bear Bryant, he shot at one but it kept flying.
"John," he said, "There flies a dead duck…"
Now, that's confidence.

(1923 – 2001) American football coach
Football Sports

Playing middle linebacker is like walking through a lion's cage in a three-piece porkchop suit.

professional football player
Football Sports

A school without football is in danger of deteriorating into a medieval study hall.

American football coach
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The reason women don’t play football is because eleven of them would never wear the same outfit in public.

(1917 – 2012) comedian & actress
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I’m really happy for Coach Cooper and the guys who’ve been around here for six or seven years, especially our seniors.

college football player
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He's great to the old guys. He's got one trainer just to treat varicose veins.

(1935 – 2012) American football player, sports announcer & actor
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