Subject: Sports » Football (Page 5)

If God wanted football played in the spring, he would not have invented baseball.

football coach

Nobody in football should be called a genius; a genius is a guy like Norman Einstein.

American football player & commentator

The Bears aren't very genteel; some teams tend to remove the football from you, the Bears remove you from the football – it's much quicker.

(1919 – 1998) American sportswriter

I don’t think this is an example of life and limb being at risk; I like the fact that our fans care.

football team president

They let you chase girls, they just don’t let you catch them.

Brigham Young University football player

I won’t know until my barber tells me on Monday.

(1888 – 1931) American football player & coach

Sure, the home-field is an advantage — but so is having a lot of talent.

(1961 – ) American football player

I've been big ever since I was little.

American football player

A school without football is in danger of deteriorating into a medieval study hall.

American basketball coach & executive

We didn't tackle well today but we made up for it by not blocking.

(1923 – 2001) American football coach

I’m a light eater. As soon as it's light, I start to eat.

(1925 – ) American professional football player

I've found that prayers work best when you have big players.

(1888 – 1931) American football player & coach

Distance running to a professional athlete in my day was five laps around the field. And you stopped each lap to take your pulse.

American football player

The reason women don’t play football is because eleven of them would never wear the same outfit in public.

(1917 – 2012) comedian & actress

[Coach Vince] Lombardi treats us all the same… like dogs.

professional football player

You guys don't know the difference between a football and a Mercedes-Benz.

(1923 – 2001) American football coach

I wouldn’t ever set out to hurt anybody deliberately unless it was, you know, important – like a league game or something.

professional football player

To win, I’d run over Joe’s mom too.

professional football player

I remember in Pittsburgh we had no players and the ones we did have wanted to stay at the hotel by the fire. I was ticked because that's where I wanted to stand.

(1923 – 2001) American football coach

Young Tight Ends Excite Coaches

A school without football is in danger of deteriorating into a medieval study hall.

American football coach